Cats are great sex-partners, they are good at licking dicks!

Chip, an orange tabby, woks into da chapel holdin a beeootiful urn wif a sierra blue topaz on da top. He places da urn on da altur, an sits down by Pepsi, a blak an white cat, Sapphire, a tortie-siameze, Diamond, a tortie-siameze, an Barney, a blak cat wif a wite pach on his chest. Dakota Brown,...

Sierra Blue passed on to the Rainbow Bridge early in the morning on September 1, 2004, at the age of 9. He passed peacefully in his sleep. Sierra, a blue point Siamese, was the special "wink-wink" of Sapphire, and fathered 5 kittens. Two of the kittens stayed with him, Diamond (a girl), and...

Oooh, is we effur walkin' softlee rite now... Meowmie tuk Maui back to TED Bonnie tuday. Is almos 1 yeer since he and da Blue came home frum dere, but dere has bin purroblems effur sinse. Maui was somewhut neglected/aboosed in his owld home and he is a stresskitty. And, um, see, welll... Sprout...

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In honur uv mine luvlee sweet Laura Ann Mihstol sniff sniff, wipez at teerz wif pawz, Ize wud lyke tu be responsibil fur offurseein da gestbuk tabil. Mine sisfur an hur wedwink, Laura's broffur Ralph will be helpin mineself. Ize hope node kitty objektz tu dis. Itz sumfin Ize feel Ize kneed tu...

Hihihi kittiez!!!!! It's almost time for Sekrit Santa sign-ups!!! I was hoping to post the announcement tonight, but unfortunately, I have been having problems getting the web page to work. Please be patient with me (a mere hoomin). I am going to be working very very hard on the sign-up page...

Miss Violette wrote: Der I waz, mindin myown kitten buzinez. Den what did I seez butted a towel dat furry leaved draped ofur da showerbox door... ITself tempted me and taunted me until I grabbed itself anna climbed itself anna went ofur da top of da waterbox anna I felled inside, I waz...

There I wuz onna Friday nite, sittin round, mindin my own buziness when who shud appear buttid da Paw! He drifed alla day frum Floriduh to heer in Bawlamore. Dat wuz nice, I gueese, buttid he took up mineownside of da bed I been sharin wif Meowmie eber since we moofed heer. I hadda find...

Hi, Gis! All six of the Cooper Cats are purring up a storm (we have some noisy purrers here) for Soft & her brother. We hope they all feel good really soon and don't have to take a lot of medicines. (Oh, PS, b4 he went 2 thu Bridge, Sailor towt me 2 write like he did. But it is difficult 2...

Your female cat's uterus cut apart: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/cspay_12.jpg Your male cat's balls ripped off: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg Aren't you the caring human!

That PLONKS them?? If I PLONK you, that means you're in my killfile, you dolts! I can't see your dumb ass replies unless someone I haven't plonked responds to snippets of your stupid ****. So why in the world do you address me - Knowing full well that I'M NOT READING YOU?? STUPID!

I happened to log on to our NG thru friend's Verizon news server at a friend's house, and was amazed at the amount of spam on the NG, and I also see that we have a growing number of trolls again. I've found that the German free news server filters out about 98% of the spam, and you can use it...

Hi, agin from Raphael. U know that I haf diabetes. I haf to get uh new Blood Glucose Monitor. Mine old one is frum Walgreens and thay are not making thu one I haf or thu supplies for it any more. It is uh Prestige Smart System IQ but it has Walgreens name on it. Mom has always thought it needed...

Ms Trudi, I wuz wunderin' & thinkin'. (Ticked tabby tuxedo kitty's wite furs all turn red.) um, um, um Wud u, wud u, um, o, wudukonsidurmebbeethinkinabowtbeinmyspechulfrenormebbeeafturuhwilebeinmywinkwink? (gasping for breath, BK runs under thu bed, wonderin iffen his hart will seddle down)

Now, instead of trying to change opinions on tippy-toe-around topics, could we get to the important stuff. Like does any one know of a hardware business (I guess) who makes an indestructible screened door? ANtonio has ruined the screen door. I/We need one with a grill/grate the length of the...

The pleasure of your company is requested at the new edition of my column (a part of Carol's bimonthly humor ezine): http://www.rainy-day-laughter.com/jaxblog I have archives too! Read 'em! -- ~ JAX ~ proud feline owner of Carol & Nia & 2 dogs

sorry, I need one. Antee Sylvia

Just who in the hell do you people think you are to question why anyone has NOT mutilated another animal for YOUR convenience? You may not realize it, but your blatant stupidity has prompted you to QUESTION why ***my*** cat had kittens and why ***my*** family is enjoying it - why ...

Diz fud sure hasa been gud, Duz you thinkz we shuld go 'splorin or sitseein or somfun or duz you catz wanna go luk around Lillith's original nestin plaz or duz you wantsa go dancin? Tiger, lookin atta his lady and der friendz