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Ms Kitty??? by
Boogie's Mom
Iz you anna yers gonna haf to vacuate? Duz you want to teleport up heer?
Boogie, worried about his wink to be.
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To reply remove no-spam
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I cuuld bea star!!! by
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
Miss Violette wrote:
Soft anna furry jus seed princess Diaries, dey telled minsef dat da
princesses kitty, fat louy lookz jus like minself 'cept I is bigger anna my
white goez all-round mine neck instead of stoppin part of da way up, TV,
prowd ta look lika mofy starr
Oh, that's...
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Real 'Fraid Sock...hidin' from AFK-R by
Sean McTeggart
On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 17:12:12 -0500, Fan wrote:
Please remove the rec.pets.cats and rec.pets.cats.community groups
from crossposting. This is completely off topic for those groups.
Thank you.
Why are you so polite to these obviously troubled retards? Have you
read the crap that...
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My column!! at rainy-day-laughter: I'm ExCITed! by
Carol Shubert
PLeAse come READ my column at My HUMAN Carol's
parody & humor website that she publishes every
other week !!
My name is JAX and I am incredibly cute and adorable
and I have exciting news in my new column. pLEASe
come see Why I'm SO excited. THanKS! I'm much Too
excited. I must go take a nap now...
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Real 'Fraid...hidin' from RPCC?? by
Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?
Subject: Real 'Fraid...hidin' from RPCC??
From: Fan
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.keanu-reeves,alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.usenet.kooks
From: Fan
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Cat sheds an unbearable amount - please help me control it! by
Santa del Sangre
I have one cat who sheds A LOT, and I am at my wit's end in trying
methods to control it. It's a big problem for me because I live in a
small apt., and absolutely everything is covered in hair on a constant
basis. What makes it worse is that she craves very much attention, so
my furniture, bed,...
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fwd: Cat-skinning movie at Film Festival? by
Bobcat
The following was posted to the newsgroup tor.general by someone
calling himself "News Guy". It should interest readers of these
newsgroups.
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Apparently, the Toronto film festival is planning on showing a
documentary
movie showing footage from a video that three sadistic youths took...
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Hurrycane Francis by
Boogie's Mom
Attenshun all kittiez, speshully inna Floriduh, who might want to teleport
somewhere else fur da nextest few daze: Meowmie haz botted allakine gud cat
fud anna treetz anna derez plenny gud puddles of sunshine to nap in, nice
carpet, a recliner chair, anna qween size bed, so ennywun who wants...
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Cat-o-lympics by
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
Ok, everybody, this is about it! We're almost into Williams, Arifurzona.
This is where I'll be parking the Catillac and where Rebecca will need
to park the RV, and we'll catch our shuttle transportation down to the
canyon bottom. Now that the hoomin Olympics are over we can hold ours
without...
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Turn $6.00 into $6,000.00 by
JmSpring6
HOW TO TURN $6 INTO $6,000!!!!!! READING THIS COULD
CHANGE YOUR LIFE! I found this on a bulletin board and
decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing
through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came
across an article similar to this that said you could
make thousands of dollars...
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by Rhonda
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So Long by
Carol
meowmie's boss is comin' back at da toona place, an da hoomankittens
are soon in school, so we gots to go back to lurking status
(seven kitties glare at sekratary) we'll be finking of all of you an
we really enjoyed da katlympics
TopHat
Lillycat
Snickers
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August 29th 04 12:16 AM
by Carol
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Uh nu toy!! by
Mary Lu
Yall! I'm Mollie Anne. Im du smallest Kat in dis hows. I haf purty
gray furs like mine brufur Sweet William, aka Wim, & Raphael.
I haf discufured uh nu toy. It iz all fluffy & has uh stik. so when
I attak it, it makes uh krak-y noys on thu flor. It iz liddul enuf
that I kan fro it up in thu...
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Purrs fur Zander by
Rebecca
My Meowmie haz a fren dat is owned by a kittee named Zander. Zander's
Meowmie just fownd a lump on him, an he haz to go to da TED on Monday to git
it remoobed. According to Meowmie, Zander is a lufurly all-black kittee who
is a big fan ub da Okelan Raders. He has not had a furry ezee life. ...
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Anykitty kno 'bout Tiger's hoomans? by
Mlle. Anaïs
Hihi effurykitte,
Duz anykitte or dere hoomanz kno 'bout Tiger an Violett's hoomanz? Dey
haffent been on fur a long time an da last time we heerd fron dem prifately
was weeks ago...
Iz anykitte in tuch wit dem?
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Purrs,
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Da Roadtrip to da olympiks beginz! by
Mlle. Anaïs
Hihi effurrykitty,
It's nice to see all ov yourselves heer at Cleopatra' place ready to
start on our roadtrip to da Gran Canyun an da cat-o-lympicks!
Our trip will be led with the pink Catillac, followed by da motorcycles
and sidecars, wif da RV brinkink up da reer!
Cleo's staff has been kind...
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August 26th 04 03:49 AM
by Adam
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Babykitty? by
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
Babykitty, if you are seeing this, would you care to join us in the
Catillac on our road trip to the Cat-o-lympics?
Cleopatra
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Yaaawwwwnnnnn...awla mine lufferlee teef showink by
Sylvia M.
Wake up Dyna, time to go home now....
sez Meowmee
....Huh??? whut?????? yaaawwwwnnnn....
Lets see your mouth...Open wide, sweety...
sez Meowmee
....Seeee, heow nize an shyneee????
.....Truff iz TED didunt pull ennyting~~ it wuz sutsh uh liddul erozhun
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noo place too eat by
Carol
Who wants to try it out?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/08/18/cat.cafe.ap/index.html
Lillycat
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Better secretarial service coming - maybe by
Miss Violette
best of luck, my hoomanz are just plain unreliable, Miss Violette, glaring
beclawz they brought that kitten hooman back AGAIN!!!
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
As you'z have all heard, me and mine sisfurs have been having some
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August 19th 04 04:46 AM
by Kay
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