Mineown hoomin has been getting very lax lately. Just dis morning, him again fed da Dogg before feeding da cats (him allez does this, claiming dat it'z cuz it'z easier to feed da Dogg). Den him feeded us da usual way - lifted me up to da stove, washed out all da kitty dishes, dried dem, set...

My bright and cheerful, confident, super athletic precision jumper, head-bopping brush loving pocket rocket of a mini cat has gone. We saw her minutes after she was born, she spent her first week in our backyard. Her mom found a safer place after that and moved her, so it was several weeks until...

Piglet looks around the room, content that everyone is having such a good time. Suddenly the fur stands up on the back of herown neck. "Wascal, look, look iz dat, iz dat, yez dat iz Willow". Willow walks into the ballroom dressed from head to rear paw in leather! She had high heeled boots,...

Mosey here Meowmie iz kryng cuz she cant fix tingz dat r rong wit da wurld, an hur neez hurtt, she mizzus hur own mommy who went to RB lazt yer and she mizzuz hur mom sew mutch She iz wurried dat i dunt feel gud gnow agin. She iz wurried abut Unkle Fred n hiz kittiez Pleeze hep me make meowmie...

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined; Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz trigger, her thinked diz wuz...

TED said that he had an intestinal mass that was too big to remove. Jan

Kud yoo tell meeself wy I haff SNOW on mine furrs? I don' go to da OUT an I am too busy wookin reel gud too do any snow-kittee stuff. Sew, howcum? -- Sunrise, the PRITTY WUN, hoo iz colded an wetted hoomin note: The nearest I can figure is that she was too close to Bear after we came in from our...

I iz changink da name of diz thred kauze I duzen like to be minded dat da sekretari did a dum fing. O T grabs his insulated clothes, he gets his heated gluves, like the ones he got harri. He takes his helmet, just in case. Ok Piglet and Willow I will seez u when I seez u. He goes to the...

Der wuz a crokagator walkin roun up in Winzur, Catneticut. It iz muchmuch two kold for reptyles ub dat kine heer an sum gnice peepl took him indoors sew dat hee wunt freez or eet nobudy. -- Maggy May

duz you wantsa gota KS's parti? Chester hopeful

Diz is jus to warnz yourownselvez dat soft and furry iz on der wayz homez. Deyz all hadz a gudgud timez dis week endz. I don unnerstandz dis but da gramby won some toonas from a machine so her iz heppi. Her sayz not a lot but more dan herselfz losted da lastZ time. Be surez an look for fudz...

Sept. 15, 2003: Spook, my best friend, my heart and my soul mate, with the biggest cat purrsona I've ever met, suddenly and unexpectedly went to the Rainbow Bridge. This is my Tribute to her. To my dearest, wonderful and oh so beautiful Tortie cat Spook. Words can’t express how much I loved...

Hihi efurrykitty anna hoomins, Jusst tu let yuze orl no dat dis yeer Ize fink Meowmie will be doowin an onlien karred fur rpcc aggen as sheez not got mennee toonaz anna to senned orl da karreds ovaseez is gonna kost nearly 70 POWNS (datz abowt 120 US dollaz I fink). Sadlee Meowmie wud liek to...

Well, the predicted big freeze finally hit us here in the UK. Luckily for me I have a three cat duvet (better than t*gs anyday). It's not that cold, if it was they would be under it not on top of it!

We willz purr fur yourownsef anna yourown pawpaw, Trudi the catcerned fur her whole house Cory wrote in message ... *growl!* *hissspit!* *swipe!* *growlgrowl!!!* HALP!!! HALP!!! HALP!!! I'z ben tooked from myown howse an' puttid ...

There I was, minding my own business, watching the hoomanz get ready for their toona place when all of a sudden with no warning furry came in and snatched me from under the headboard, I knew something was up beclawz he NEFUR bothers me when I am in there. Then he stuffed me in the kitty jail and I...

What do you say? Should the HKC sponsor a hurking contest? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Memfur, HKC

Deer RPCC Boykitteez: Yoo iz korjully invitid to a batchelur pawtee fur Chester, hoo will soon be winked to hiz beluvvid Miss Lucy. It will be held in da RPCC Gentlekitteez Klub, an we will hav full aksess to awl da Klub'z fasillateez. Dere kichenz will purrpare a wunnerful koktale hour and...

Tomorrow will be my 12th annifursary with my Meowmie. She said she will buy me a big bag of treats. dancing with joy I just had my 13 purrsday too. Now I really feel old, but not frail. Rusty the no longer liddle Tiger

As the last gleam of daylight fades, a small brown tabby steps briskly to the podium. She is wearing a short cape embroidered with a tiny Union Jack on the collar and fastened with a pin in the shape of a winged beige cat. Securing her notes against a crisp but gentle breeze, she gazes briefly...