Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun. At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne) inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum. Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne lidder tway...

Ai fink ai kan sai fur da hi=ole Community dat weh luf Unka Adam, n hym iz habing hiz ourrdai on Thurzdai, Auguss 9 n owr Hous iz fgunna start wyshing Unka Adam uh Hapi Purrdai rite nao. If iny uf yu wud wike tu ad uh mesuge, pweez feal freh tu du so 4 cats sing ..Haaaaaaaaapi Puuuuuuurrdai Tuuuu...

Cash steps forward and says 'I am not sure how your cat-alert system works but Meomie jus let us know her 2foot friend Marilee was on watch when dey waves swept up to her cho (apartment/neighborhood in Japanese). Herself was owned by a small calico boy kittah named Pinto-chan. The cho building...

Diss iz Maggie May Mineown sun Winnie hass gon to da Bridj. Hee did not get up dis morning to make Uncl Bill gib usses brekkus ann Uncl Bill foun him seepin on da starez, wer wee all seep sum ub dat tim. Dey took him out an brung him back an he slep on da living rum floor, on da rug. I way down by...

a small black smoked sits in the mirror and looks a herself in the mirror. She decides the simple black dress she wears for mourning is what she most wants to wear to the ball, she decides to wear her "teardrop collar that has a teardrop for each of her friends and family that have gone ahead, the...

I would like to know "who" this woman is so I can file animal abuse charges against her. People this idotic do not deserve to have pets period! Furthermore, I would like to see more people refer to the term "guardian" rather than "owner". "Ownership" implies that your pet is an inanimate object...

Iz all da sekretariez out doink Krismas shoppink, it is purty quiet around here. Woo Too is dat Unkle Bill watchink ballz gamez againz? Willow watching the screen be pretty much blank.

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One of the mailing lists my Paw is on is used to connect kitties an doggies needing rides to new homes with humans willing to drive them. One of the messages that came across the mailing list this morning caught my Paw's eye. A 22 year old kitty is looking for a ride from Wyoming to Utah! I...

Pa jest kalled frum thuh car pwace n our car is broke n dey wont hab da partz till Thirsty, sew we dunt no wat wee r gonna do iffen kant drife et hoam. He wuz gonna go tew da store tew gets usses sum fudz n mite have tew take a taxi n dey r xpensive, but he mite not hab a choise. Kan I pweeze...

dija getz owrz emailz???? Trudi and Tiger vey Nurvus

Wez got da wedwink site all ready. All da torches is lit, da teleporter is set up, and da caterers is all ready. Da orchestra is warmin up, and I fink efurryfing is ready. Is you all ready fur da wedwink? If so den teleport on over. We'z gotz lots of nice comfy cushions set out. Sammy

Weze had lotz of windmonsterz. Two big big branchez are down an loud machinez haf been runnin all day. But last nite waz awful. Da house waz shakin an it waznt no earfqwake. Da winnowz were openin on der own. Sum kitttiez kant git a gud nitez sleep. Pit2nya, are yu OK? Booker We had a...

Amelia T Cat had some very interesting things to say about egstra kitties in owr hows?: Meowmie tellz me dat dos kitties iz mine siblings. I don unnerstan cuz I fot Ghost an Freyr wuz mine siblins...whuts a kitty to do? Oh, dear kitty friend, youz MUST put your...

Hi, Kittiez. I wud ask dat iffen youze can spare enny purrz cud you sendz dem my way? I'ze not feelin too gudgud. I'ze furry tired anna can't keep mine fud down. Meowmie anna Paw taked me to da (hisSPIT) 'Mergency TED last nite anna dey gived me sum sub-q fluid anna shotted me wif sumfing to help...

A big truck drove up to my house, and a man left a VERY large and VERY HEAVY box on my front porch. Inside is what must be a VERY nice cat tree, according to the packing slip. I was told to expect a 'gift' from the many nice people here on RPCC, but I'm really OVERWHELMED! The packing slip says...

Hihi Kitties, Well, Fred wented out most uv da day tuday, we'z not tuu upset about that. It'z a long term thing, but he *may* be gettin winked hisownself. His intended iz going to think about it,... long term. "Don't expect an answer tuu quickly." she said. Fred thinks this is better...

A tabby and white kitten steps up… I never met Spike and Stormy but now I live in their house. They were bestest frens and I can only talk about them together. Stormy came here first. She had been living as a stray and was very scared and always hungry. When Spike came two months later he was...

Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse. Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...

So, u cats kan rearangez fings. Go bak to fore da danze musik startedz. U iz gonna get da wurds to da annifersarie songz. We had a badbad stormz here again lastz nite and we kudn post da wurdz.