*teeheeheee* Mineownself - furteen karreds, Meowmie - FREE karreds! **s******in** Clarence :o) --

Offishul Purresidental appoyntments: Wascal Sec'y of the Exterior Beauty Sec'y of Foods Efektiv immedatly! Who want b Diplocat & to where? "Lovable Louise"

Dis weekend we had snowmonsters falling out of da sky. Dey was a funny kind dat Paw called "freezing rain". If made da ground cold and slippery so dat none of usses wanted to go outside. It freezed our paws when we stepped on it. We haz a garage back behind da howse. Da hoomins keep da...

I used to post here and a few of the other boards ALL the time, but that was probably a year or so ago.. I don't know if anyone will remember me! My name is Rachel, and I have two girl kitties, Isis and Izabella who are both a little over 2 years old now! Have a great day, I'm off to read some of...

The High Priestess now reaches high into the air. "In the name of Bast Herself and all Catdom, I now offer the Sacred Mousie. We honor the Spirit of the Mouse, with whom we have lived through the millennia, who has provided us with food, livelihood and helped to ensure our place in...

I wanna wish yu awl ujh hapy mew yeer. Aw;zo, mine mew provider (twc) duz gmot suppurt Mewzgroopz, I juzt fownd owt. I mite be abul tu pozt sum frum Giggle-wif-an-o, but I yam not a hapy kampurr. grr. Pit2nya

I haz bin doin efurryfing I kan fingk uv to let Meowmie kno dat I wantid to be brushed. I leeved ekstra furz on da kowch, I frew up sum hareballz, I evin startid leevin furz on da flor! Finully tuday Meowmie getted da messij and brushed myownself! Ize now relaksin on da kowch lettin her admire...

Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a bug dat looked...

I cheked down the list, but olny found: an assortmint of bow ties and nek ties. An assortmint of backpacks for hiking bamboo textile Bathing suits bubble blowers and bubble liquid pawkerchifs I am shur dat sum-moor ov you wud lyke itemz frum da BooTeek??? P2nya AKA Aweetee, Mgr.

Hi kitties, we no dat we hafn bin on RPCC fur a long, long, time, but we no meny of yu here rememfur Elektra. We wantid to let yu all no dat she wentid to da bridge dis morning. Mommy new yestiday dat her time wuz furry close. Last nite, mommy took Elektra outside, and she sat out inna grass,...

Ize would like to sine up fur thuh Toy Mouse Divishun. And a poynt of order kweschun: On Kissamouse Day do we hav to kiss thuh mousies or at leest not throw them around? Little Kittty, BCC Dispatcher, Catmerica Police Department

This is what my record keeper has to date. It will later be sorted to alphabetical but for now, is in order recieved. Blinkers, House of Joan Sammy, House of Joan Millie Girl, House of Nancee Cash, House of Chez Shenks Penny (rebeccas's nieces dog), House of Sundance, House of Stright Tardar...

(I just heard from Lee: I'm sad to say this, but Miss Violette has left for the Bridge. Unka Sonam) ++++++++++++++++++ A petite, cream-and-white Persian walks to the podium; she is carrying three forget-me-nots. She pauses, then meowss in a very soft voice:

Hai frum PookyKat. Iz mai furs poast. Iz OK? Srsly! PookyKat

Oh meow goodnesses! With GranMeowmie and the PawPaw being on a boat-that-floats-on-watermonsters, and mineownselves taking care of Meowmie Debby, I totally forgotted mineown 4th Purr Day! Sammy, mine luff, ould you likes to help mineownselves celebrate? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 4 Torbie In...

Diz is jus to warnz yourownselvez dat soft and furry iz on der wayz homez. Deyz all hadz a gudgud timez dis week endz. I don unnerstandz dis but da gramby won some toonas from a machine so her iz heppi. Her sayz not a lot but more dan herselfz losted da lastZ time. Be surez an look for fudz...

Diz wuz on Mundae , 11/22/2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XLtYHqon1w Fank yew Unka John fur sneding usses diz footuge. Wee seed et awl on da tawkbawx fingy. Yoo gize iz gittin et next, bee kareful pweeze. Az Diplocat Tew Catnada, ai wull port upp dere n hulp yew iffen yew need mee.

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away da furz! Sundance

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh...

*Twinkle of a 'porter in front of soft & furry's* A petite cream and white Persian wearing a black beret, sunglasses and a black trench coat (the "incognito" outfit) emerges with a perfumed envelope in her paw. On padded feet, she quietly approaches the door. Before slipping it under, she opens it...