Erm cood ai aks fur sum moar healing purrz fur MeOwys Meowmee pweeze? Hur styll haz dat naztee kold fingy n purrs n prayerz wud reely hulp hurownself. Hur iz gonna go see herown TED next week n weee wunt efferfing tew be fyne:) Fank yoo, mine frendz Luffs Mosey laowd PUUUUUUURRing fur hur

is dere sum kitty or doggie dat duzznt wike meh or mai wink MeOwy...ai nebber kan se ma beluved winks poztz n hur uses google. ai wunner watz rong? Kan sumbuddy pweez tel meh? ai m wurried abaow mai mommyt ew cuz hur iz sik. ai dunt wunt tew leef RPCC ifen wee rnt wiked. Luffs Mosey n MeOwy

Thank you to our sekrit santa. Mommy let us open it and we love all the goodies. Mommy had to try the candy before her dinner and shared it with out Paw. Lucy Lu & Samwise

For all the kitties living on the East coast, all of us (me and my little brofur Sammy and my big sisfurs Cleo and Amelia) are sending you lots of purrs and meatloafs (well, Sammy and I haven't quite perfected our meatloaves yet). I heard on the news that something called a hurry-cane was headed...

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had...

Meomie klames she wuz singin. She kant sing. HOnessly! She wuz makin stranj noyses, I thot she wuz sik an callin out tu me, 'cat'. Wat kin yu du???? She wont stop!!! Sam Although I am not much of a singer, I get a lot of harmless pleasure out of participating in a couple of community choirs of...

Hi all! Iz Iowna Link Shenk. Iz been recently dopted here at my final home. I had a really nice place wif a good man but whne mai eyes started to hurt anna i couldn't see too well, he couldn't afford to keep me. He wuz a good man anna finded me a safe place, One day dey took me to a ted anna...

Hihi, kittiez. MuShu da Magnificent here anna I needz a fafur, purrleeze. Mine paw is furry, furry sick. Him furst gottid sick da end of Awegust, but didna tell ennyone. He camed home frum a trip da end of Septemfur anna by mid October wuz inna hospittal. I didna want to bring down da Jellicle...

Ladies and gentlemen: I want to remind everyone just how IMPORTANT it is to research The places you send your animals to. http://www.io.com/~aware/KWfiles/FinalWebPageOnKW-ARC.html Please take a look at this page. It is horrifying. I have written emails to friends encouraging them to make ...

mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az...

I yam thinkin that cutie mite hab feownd uh noo howm wiff uh liddul seben urr aite yeer owld hoomin boi cub, huu juzt lubz tu pway wiff hur awlla da tyme, an letz hur lik hiz faze an noze an nibbul hiz fingurz an slweep wiff him. I tink da boiz nayme is probly Butch urr Joonyer. An hiz meowmee...

We will send healing thoughts for your family, and the hoomanz will pray if that's OK with you, Miss Violette Cory wrote in message ... *HISSSSPIT!!!!!!!!* Mine Grandmeowmie haz ben missin' frum da Arr-Vee monsta fur 3 hole daze!!! ...

Oh goshes, I don't know what to do about the PawPaw. This morning I was taking mine nap on the PawPaw's dining room chair. He comed home and maked me get offa his chair. I wasn't furry happy. Then after dinner, to which I was NOT invited, I got comfy on the recliner and wented to sleep. Then...

Ok so dem iz gonna chek ou da ampifeatre where da serimonee iz being held. We haz ta look round for a safe plaze to haff da bitties play while diz iz going on. I ceen a plaze nexdt to da featre it has a rollink hillside, Da bottom iz shapedt like a spoon. Dem kud roll down da hill and land in...

Azad, could you add another name to the list? I'm very sorry, but my human secretary has been very lax. He would like to add his brother's late dog, Pearl Mae, House of Mahoney. Pearl Mae was a Treeing Walker Coonhound, and she belonged to a breeder. We don't know how many puppies she had, but...

Dis iz da lastest straw. Meowmie haz kumpleetly faled in herown sponsabiliteez tord us kitteez. I iz so shokked I duznt kno whut to say. Pleez send da kittinz outa da rum befur reeding ennee further. Iz dey gone? OK, gud. Yoo will not beleev dis. Meowmie allowed ussez to run owt uv kittee...

Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties! Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties a fabor. Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself! Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat? Cybèle: I dunno....

A fren of grambys and auntie sifts just led her know dat annoyer ferns cat named Bertha went toad bridge las nite. Hersedlf was about 14 or 15. Her wented all day way us dem steps to hiz ownbedrrom and died on da bed. Himself jus lost a leg wif dat diapedis stuffz but, iz doing reallli gud....

-TV anna HRH Cleopatra -Tiger anna Mme. A. -Chester anna Lucy. Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi

Theer wuz a kinda sad story onna lokul noos last nite. Sum hoomin lady wuz tellin effurywun bout how hur dottir's cat gotten shot. Meomie wuz a bit sinicul, cuz thu lady sed she dint think enywun inna small rural kommmunity wud shoot a cat and she thot it wuz ataked by a coyote furst, an Meomie...