I will celebrayt wiff nip, Beauty will have fudz, and Spring will play. How are yew spending the day? Cinder who is curious

Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an comfy on da beech? An mebbe we can haf da wait-cat bring us sum of doze drinkies wif da liddle umbrellas in dem? Ranger

O hai mai furendz Mai wink, Meowy, iz mizzing cuz hur n hur meowmie wuz en uh erfqwake diz murning en Catilfurnia. Et wuz uh 5.5 on dat riktur skale fingy. Wuz inny uthur kitty heer en dat qwake? Et wuz neer EurEeka, wich iz en Norf Catilfurnia. Pweez send sum purrz n prayers dat mai bootiful ...

Warning: disturbing video http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/02/13/nl-frozen-cat-rescued-213.html?cmp=rss http://tinyurl.com/7raelqj One of our local cats used up a couple of his lives recently, but there's hope that he will recover.

so da soft wuz eatin a purtiklarli gud lukin chunk of ham... so i pretendedta be trudi, i put mime front feets on her leg just lisa trudi, i did it beree softlee and she buyed it, anna i getted a chunck of herown ham, den i grunted getting down anna she knowed it wuz minsef, den when i wuz dun...

Dear RPCC, PIT2OONYA AKA SWEETEE has sent yu a Jacquie Lawson Note Card. Purrrlease click on the followink lynk to see your kard. If your e-mail purogram has not displayed this as a lynk, then purrlease copy the following into the Addrezz ur Lokashun barr of your Internet...

Purrs for my Marble boy, who went to the Bridge this morning. He would have been 10 years on on the 27th. He was perfectly fine day before yesterday, and last night when we got home from shopping, I noticed he was huddled in his bed and shivering, so I picked him up and cuddled him, and checked...

Wat r yer clan koloz ugin? ai futrgoted. Bosh on meh. Ma n Pa r waching uh moovie kaled 'Highlander'. 'A Bientot Mosey, hoo iz desended frum uh Campbell clan

r yew umkay aftur dat erfqwake diz murnin? Yew r pozed tew goin on uh tryp wif yer meomie, n hur kant fynd yew. ai m wuried ubaowt yew, mai luf *nosepoinks* Mosey ..paysing n nurvuz .

Du yu kno wat mine meowmee did? Wewll... I wuz layink on Pawpawz chayer in hiz offize, an I herd diz MeOWwwww, MEEEoW, MeOOOOOw!!! Mine eerz pekt op, an I kawshuzlee kaym into da kitchum nottid knowink wat tu eggzpekt, az yu kin e-magin. Dere wuz Meowmee standin wiff mine Fancy Feetz fud...

Hay Gandalf, Heowz yur Muther doin? Kummin uhlong wewll ei howp... -- Pitô.ônya, catsurnt

I herd myne Meomie tellin da TED tunite dat I wus stinky! Naow dis is notted true, I just has a wittle ewimination purroblem. I gotted a reely stinky fing called Katalax dats surposed tu hewp...we'll see, I is not gonna take it willingly....no mees not. I awlso herd dat TED sayin I needed...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come in put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her... Trudi...

I wud like to repurrt dat grabbity iz still werkin heer. I pushed da remotekontrolfingy onto da flor two timez, an Sundance pushed over sum fingz in da kichen. Rebecca

So early diz furry mornin, ize waz reely reely kold an ize wanted to be in a warm place. Butted da hoomin turn off da heetmaker in da dark. in searchin fur heet wif my heet seekin divice, ize found a lump ov it on da bed. so ize nok nok nok on da only fing stickin out frum under da blanketz....

Meowmie wuntud tew sai 'breaking wynd nooz' but dat wud beh in bad tayste..waffs Dey sed on da tokbawx dat der r guzts heer uf furty tew fiftee mylez uh hour..n dey hoap da rufe staiz on.. ai m ginna axk meowmie tew feed usses den her n Pa wyl goh tew bed. Hur n pa hab tu goh tew der TEDz...

da kitty whut wuz owrz pursident inna catmunitee fura long time iz haffin sum heaf prolemz, some od dem iz kidney anna sum iza thyroid, himz iz howldin himz own but kuld uze sum eatin better anna not hidin purrz, OEJ

Letz fine out when Miss Trudi's birff day iz anna haffa sprize pardi for herself in a nu houze. Dere I lotza floor slaze for runnink, nice plazes furr nappping and winnes ta look out. Kan flurrscats gtet sum fudz tagether, we needz musik, da slo kine and lots of kitties to bisit heslfz. ...

So far, so good: my elderly Mother's surgery, to replace a failed heart valve, is STILL scheduled for Thursday, Feb. 2nd, in the late morning or early afternoon. Thank you for all the purrs and prayers you have already sent: they have been working VERY WELL. Please keep them coming. I don't...

The human on the news this morning said that Denver was expecting a huge snow storm. Try to keep warm, kitties! And keep your humans indoors if you can. Amelia