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moar purrz n prayerz fur owr paw pweez? 3-13-12 by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!!
No hoominz got hert.
ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad.
Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen...
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Purrs ur owr Paw pleez ? by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got
entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz
NAWT!!
No hoomin got hert.
Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH &
MRRRRRRRT!!!!
Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr...
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FANK YEW FUR DA PARTY HARRI by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
It waz/iz a wunerful Party, HARRI
Weh r reely enjoyin et, but mabehapz et wyl goh on fur uhwile yet?
Hmmmmm?
We luv seing owr furendz habin fuhn. yeUP.
Da fudz n drinkx r wunnerful.
Fank yew fur inbiting usses.
Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps (awf sumpwase wif Ranger) BobQat n
Mimzy
(Tygur...
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Bear's Fren Tukker goed to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He
wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun,
following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da
chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an
he lay dere for a long...
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A CANDLE FOR TUKKER by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=tuker
Weh eech lited une
Mosey, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex
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by Meowy 
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da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass by
Storrmmee
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have
one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the
center of the ruum and nownces...
ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat...
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Pardiii Timez-Tyme fur Lattes by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
After every kitty is getting tipsy from the wonderful drinks that
Cybčle & Oriane have served to us all, I think we need some lattes.
Mosey ports back home and gets his big latte machine, and asks, who would
like a Cappuccino or a Latte?
What's the difference?
A Latte has coffee and more milk...
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We iz juss tryin to hewp by
Sundance[_2_]
Whut wif Meowmie'zown noo liddle tummee, she haz to eet fudz mor timez a day
dan befur. We kno dis iz a terrybul burdin, an we wantz to hewp by sharin
it. Derefore, we iz willin to eet mor timez a day, too. Howsumeffur, Meowmie
duz not unnerstan an iz still givvin ussez fudz only two timez a...
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Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da...
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Dat mowsie almoss gitted myown brekfist! by
Rebecca[_2_]
Today when I gotted myown brekfist, served az uzual on da kichen kownter,
dere wuz a toy mowsie up dere! Dat mowsie wuz tryin to eet myown fudz! Well,
dat wuz juss not asseptible, so I had to fite dat mowsie to git it off uv da
kownter. I fited furry furryuslee, but I winned da battle, an da...
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Ping Unkle Bill by
Gramby
Kud u pleeze update uz on how Auntie Micki iz doing? We wud like ta know
afore we goes for da open houze at Chester and da gangz houze. Willow
checking her ever present note book for important things.
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UPDATE ON CLEO GORDON by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Oh hai
ai jest wwunted tew let yew noe dat wee Cleo Gordon, from Scotland, got'
fixed dat wuzn't.tutored broken' n hur is fyne,
but hur Meomie Bess iz sewtyred frum wurking, dat dey rn't pozting as mutch
rite nao.
Jest yew thot yew mite wike tew noe.
WEH MIZZ YEW GORDON KITTIES!!
Mosey
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Purrs n Prayers for Da Tornado Monsterz by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Meowmi n Paw wuz reeding da nooz on Yahoo , n der wur lotz uff tornadoz , n
mai meomie haz uh sister, hoo haz uh dotter, uh huzbund, n 5 barekids, hoo
liv
en Branson, Mizzuri, n meomie jezt kaled hur sistur n waked hur up, n hur
dotter n famli r fyne, but uthirz en uthur staytes wurnt sew...
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A candle for Marble by
Amelia T Cat
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Mrble
(created by Adrian on the other newsgroup)
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WHU INBENTED DA CAT DOOR?? by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Isaac Newton was working in a dark room & his cat, named Spithead, kept
coming in & wrecking his experiment, which led to Newton inventing the cat
door :)
Sir Isaac Newton also discovered the laws of gravity.
Mosey--da noe et awl..yeUP
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Video reveals $1,450.42 per day (free traffic) by
ebraheeem
Imagine having a piece of software that earned you money
while you slept -
That only took a few clicks to set up
And a few clicks each day to maintain.
This software was actually developed, and you can see
how it works here.
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Mawrch purrdai addition by
Purrdai Kitties
Meowie was borned Mawrch 7 but ignored through sekritari error the
first time around.
The Purrdai Kitties
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Itz Leep Yeer by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Tewmorro iz da 29f n efery kitty, d*g n hoomin hoo haz uh birfdai gitz une
evury 4 yeerz. yeUP
weh mite nawt beh uraown mutch tewmorro cuz owr hoominz hab tew goh tew der
TED n den goh shopping, n dew uthur stuff.
But weh hoap wen we git bak onlyne wednsdai, da partii wyl styl beh goin...
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Paws!! by
The Doctor
USent lives or the Internet dies!
From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/about
Top posters
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ping booker by
Storrmmee
we apologizes fur da soft sendin da message to da wrung pwaze, Glare, OEJ
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