ai m nawt pozed tew goe owt, but dum meomie lef da doar opun n ai dashd owt, wile Paw n uh nise naybur wur unloding fudz. Meowmie got reely wuried, n den kalled mai nayme n aftur uh few minitz, ai kame bak en. Wen Paw komez hoam, meomie uzuly lox meh in der bedrum, n den let meh owt wen awl...

Ize a special place ize storez mi toyz. Dat way ize git new wonz, wif fresh nip in dem. Butted dey found my hidey place tuday. An all mi toyz frum da past fife yeerz ar in da hall now. Chappy

before we leaf da dininrum, please note dat diz big big slidin gwass door allows fur a wunnerful veew offa red clay anna awso da doggies whut lifez behind uses, dat pooch inna middle singz efuri time a twane goez by, der iz awso two heater bentz in diz rum... soft awso sayz we will getsa kittee...

Waow, ia n gwad weh r awh indoar Cats. Weh gotted ubaowr tew inchz uf dat wite stuf wast nite. Den et meltud, n nao et iz starting ugin. Et is kolt en da Owt tew. ai/weh feal bad n sad fur da homlus hoomins n catz n dogz wif noe pwase tew goh :( Lufs, Mosey frum hiz/owr warm hoam.

Itz out der in da bakyard. Ize kin smell it frum a mile away. Itz CATNIP, and a highly potent form. Butted dey kaged it in so weze kant git it. Wat gud iz katnip in a kage?

If any kitties iz up fur a pawty, 'port over to ourz howse. Meowmie an Paw is up in Wiscatsin visiting wif Meowmie's sisfur an her Meowmie an Paw, and da Dum Dogg is at da dog hotel, so wez haf da whole house to ourselves. Amelia has bringed some yummies from da FluffyKitz warehouse, and Sammy...

Sundai Murning, Daylite Savings Time endz sew tel yer hoominz tew set der klox 1 howr furwrud befur dey goh tew bed. Mosey

Diz iz a repozt on diz gnu thred: Ranger, iz Chief Justicat da sayne fing az uh Juge? ai dunt hab uh job in diz wunnerful Community :( Pipps--pouting Pipps, Ar yu sayin dat yu wud be willink tu be Assistant Chief Justicat?

Der ize waz. monitorin all dat waz gowin on in da bakyard, wile pawpaw waz reedin hiz buk. ize saw sumfin in da twee, so ize had to go vestigate lyke a gud kittie duz. ize klimed and klimed and klimed sum more an da sqwirrel gotted away frum me. Den pawpaw saw me. Ize waz sebenty elleven feets...

This update is to remind everybody in the Community that Community purrs really do work! My Meowmie had her insurance license tests this morning, and she felt very unprepared and scared. But thanks to all the purrs of the community (and her hard studying, of course) she passed both parts! So...

ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a...

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on...

I duznt no if enycat rememfurs I posted bout a cat wat wuz badly injoored onna othur side uf thu provins. Well, he iz comin home frum thu TED hospittul - thu rilly far away wun were they makes noo TEDs - an iz much beddur. This artikul duznt hav eny bad piksures, butted Trouper luks lyke he iz...

I've bin FRCPeed! I knew day wuz goin tu. I fewlt it in mine bownz I hid reeeel gud, weer I neber hid b-fur. I hid in da pooter ruum, undurda-dezk, on toppa da purrintur, waaaay in bak. Wewll, dey gotz me an tookt me fur mine shot. DUN"T tewll me it wuz furr mine own gud. Da olny gud ting iz weez...

Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz NAWT!! Doz uthur hoominz in der kar LYED to da cop!! No hoominz got hert. ai wud wike tew skrach dem liars sew bad. Dat bad cop wudn't efen lisen...

Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et wuz NAWT!! No hoomin got hert. Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH & MRRRRRRRT!!!! Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr...

It waz/iz a wunerful Party, HARRI Weh r reely enjoyin et, but mabehapz et wyl goh on fur uhwile yet? Hmmmmm? We luv seing owr furendz habin fuhn. yeUP. Da fudz n drinkx r wunnerful. Fank yew fur inbiting usses. Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps (awf sumpwase wif Ranger) BobQat n Mimzy (Tygur...

Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun, following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an he lay dere for a long...

http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=tuker Weh eech lited une Mosey, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex

Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the center of the ruum and nownces... ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat...