Hi all, If you didnt know, I keep an archive of the Jellicle ball. Srarted last year. I just archived this one off. --

Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13 yeerz old on May 1. Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh? :( Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph. OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties? We gneed a nu Secretary of...

On Life by Mr. T.S.Eliot, VC There is a Maker: All the wonder that is, is no accident nor chaos. The Maker has a plan, and the plan has no end, and the plan is life, and life is the plan. Life is not the living of one or of few or even of many, but the stream and flow together of all lives and...

Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties...

Well, we is gettin closer to moving in to ourzz new howse. Us kitties haf been 'porting over to inspect it and plan our patrol routers, and to get acquainted wif our neighbors. It looks like it should be a nice place to live. It'z smaller dan da place we just left, but dat's a good fing cuz there...

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/grumpy-cat-internet-celebrity-dies-in-the-arms-of-her-mommy-1.3895651 https://www.npr.org/2019/05/17/724262019/grumpy-cat-dies-her-spirit-will-live-on-family-says Grumpy Cat, the feline who became famous across social media for always looking irritated, has...

Meowmie Kyla is sittin cryin cos our neibor, Debra, in da other trayler next door jest died from da bad cancermonsters, n dey jest came n took hur away. Hur wuz sew nise , but hur wuz furry furry sick n now hur is no longer in pain n suffering. Meowmie wiked dis lady, n kalled hur onna fone...

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

http://cheezburger.com/View/4684241664 waffwaffwaff MoseyO

Fwum mine Purrsunal Dyerry Yesfurday. Afdur mine yoozhuel dinner, ai wuz gafe da a wunnderful deesert. Itted wuz shredd woast beef hot fwum da uhfin. Yesfurday, Eefnink. ai weeseeved a wuvwy bwoo wose fwum mine sweet wink, Mosey. Tewday, Mornink. ai weseeed a byootiful wed wose fwum mine...

On Furrrrzzday meowmee iz gonna go uhway uhgin. Pawpaw izza gudgud feedur, buttid wunt pozt attawl. Meowmee iz goin tu Lost Wayguz tu see Da Bet Mydlur Sho. Hur wyll awlzo feed da slot masheenz an hurzelf, an fower uder laydeez wyll du da sayme. Hur iz olny gonna be gon furr twu nitez an twee...

Da Koster Katz wrote: .....Snip..... NOO YEAR SONG Fur all uf our frenz on RPCC, tu sing yu into da noo year: WE WISH YU LUF (Sung tu da tune uf "Auld Lang Syne")

Furst uf awl hai n Happi Valentinez Daai on da 14f Gib yer sweetie uh hart shap nip sumfin..uh huh Pipps smiles and sez My Wink Ranger gibed meh uh boootiful red stone hart shape to go on my winking colar..hym is sew sweet I gibed Mai Ranger McDude uh noo helmut fur hiz teleporter -en red Nao...

As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...

Der we waz, sleepin peecefully all ofur meowmie, wen da bed started shakin. Snowflake tuk a flyin leep off meowmies soft parts, an Booker an I went on periskope alert. Den da hoominz woke up an sayd we had an eerthqwake. Dat waz fun! Chappy Hoomin note: I'm not sure if the quake woke me up, or...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! March 2008 1 - Spot 2 - Cousin Roscoe

I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

i wuz thinkin efin do we wanted a small ceremonee, sinze ursef haza new babycat mayhapz she mite liksa be da flower kittee so she can feel purt offa ceremonee? Trudi

The Tom Cat is having his lower right canine tooth pulled. Purrs that Ted does not mess up! Purrs that there are no bad side effects to the anesthetic and purrs that the antibiotic prevents infection! Here are two pictures of Tom. https://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/TomCat