Hihi diz iz O T ana our sekretari owez LL a pology. Herself mizred sumphin. Her fout LL said dat we needed a ficial Kandle liter and dat LL wud beat up anyone dat dizagrez. Well sumone set her strait and said herself mizred da post. So LL we iz sorry and we don wanna line up to get beat up ...

Hed on over to owrown howse fur a funfun Cinco de Mayo partee! We will hab burritoz, catchiladas, do-it-yurownself tacoz, niparitas, quesadillas, chipz an salsa, an uther delishus Mexikan fudz! (I wuz goin to hab fudz wif mayonaize, but Rebecca sez itz not dat kind of mayo, and she iz usuallee...

itz abow time!!! soft locked uses up inna owrz big rum on monday anna wented away, she sayed she leafed uses enuf foodz anna waterz so she kuld be gone until staduree but she hoped to be home by wedz, it turnz owt she camed home on furzday efinin... and she bringed mineown furee home... he iza...

Hihi Kitties, Fred and I haven't gotten a lotuv slepe. Tha poooter has been giffin problums and Fred has re-installed da system twice in 2 daze. We're changin applicashuns and da threwput is terrible. We hasn't been able tu get onto da newsgroops and we went fur a long tim without bein able...

I hope I never find the *sshole who dumped this kitten... -- Boaters find kitten swimming 3 miles offshore in Gulf of Mexico ST. PETERSBURG -- When Maggie Rogers spotted something bobbing in the water three miles into the Gulf of Mexico while on a

Mine brofur Fred iz much beddur. Da tubez ana IV ar gon. Food ana fluidz ar goin in ana comin owt jist like dey shud. He getz tu come hom diz Fursday! Ralph, excited Weze doin a danz uv joi! Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, & Judith (with Ricky dancing the hardest) Ize eetin hiz fud wile I...

will yourownself purleze email mine stupid hoomin who has more than one email for yourself, her wantsa tell yoursel sumfin, Trudi, glarin at her very substandard sekatari

Hi dear friends, Well the lady at the Cat Rescue Network said they can take Diana this weekend and so I said Sunday. I am getting help from a some good hoomans and the foster home is only temporary. If we can find a good home for them to be together it can still happen. ...

Well, Paw moved da metalmonster again (wifout warning da kitties on board - how rude!) and da metalmonster is now in Tacatma in Washingcat state. We iz just a half mile or so from da wadderfront. We'z will be here for a full day, so dere will be plenty of time to check out da area. I'z hab been...

Below is a message I received from a friend and while I think there might be some issues with it, overall it voices a real suspicion that has already been in the back of my mind about this whole affair. I had already decided not to get the vaccine or any from now on. I believe this is typical of...

Samwise here. Our package can today an our Mommy let us open it. We love all the toys and have been playing witf them. We is going to have Mommy make the ofer toys for us. Human note: Thanks for the gifts for me in the package. Cinnamon, Abby and Samwise in Connecticut

http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=6110400 Princess was an ancient, dignified cat who was loved by effurryone at the Humane Society where my hoomin volunteers. She was the office cat, too old to find a one true home outside the shelter. She's at the Rainbow Bridge now but...

I an my fellow Highland kitties decided that with the extent of the destruction in Louisiana, we really need to help out as best we can. Our humans are donating as much money as they can afford, but us kitties can offer more concrete help. We're taking all this equipment straight there via the...

Hi all... Just wanted to share a great discovery with everybody. I discovered an awesome deShedding Tool called the FURminator. I've been using it to deShed my cat Harry and haven't seen a hairball since. This tool is great and REALLY, REALLY works so if you have problems with hairballs then check...

he was my sister in law's cat, my mom rescued him and he has been her constant companion for the last several years. He looked like a purebred Manx with all of those traits, he had a wonderful purr and a beautiful coat, please pur for her heart, soft

Furst, owr warshing masheen wint krazy!! et vybrated sew hard, wee thot wee had uh EQ sew Pa had tew ordur uh noo une, hym finkz et iz ubaowt 35 yeerz old. Den we habn't got INNY cheezburgers sinse da 13 uf April meowmie Kyla e-mayled dem n hur wyl forwurd dem wen hur gitz dem bak. And awl diz...

Rebecca is too shy to nowntz dis herownself, so I will do it. Az uv a fyoo munfz ago, Rebecca iz now a VC (Venerable Cat). I myownself iz only a DOC, but I will also be a VC next yeer. If enneekittee wantz to see deze breeviashunz, dere iz a list at http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/gloss2.html....

Kitteez an gestz, may I hab yurown attenshun pleez. It iz now time to gather owtside an see if da Rainbow Bridge will appeer. If yoo will pleez follow myownself. Dat faytul day, da call was herd Dat tu da Bridj yewd go I drew yew bak ana we wer sayf Bud den I let yew go -oh-oh. Cat Anjil, kin...

If it hadda rattle, den hittit wff uh shuvel an sever itz hed. Da rezt wyll wiggle furr howerz, an be funfun tu pulay wiff. Ewwww... --- Unca Cory, grossed out... ======== Usses tuu, Unca Cory!

Today I getted to go to da kitty stuff store wif my hoomin-ona-string. Bof of mine hoomins took turns on da string, through it was mostly mine Paw. We getted a bunch of buckets of kitty treats, and some kitty litter, and a new collar and leash dat match mine walking jacket, which matches mine...