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Silly, irreverant hoomins! by
Francesca the Fierce
Sometimes hoomins can be SO trying!
I iz a fierce tough grrrlkitty, and I'z proud of dat. When mine hoomin
comes down to feed me breakfast and dinner, him allez says "Francy
kitty, I have Francy Feast for you!". Francy! Dat's not mine name, it's
FRANCESCA!
So how can I get mine hoomins to call...
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noo intodukshuns....agin! by
Ceilidthbear
Hihi efurybuddy at RPCC! I'z Isis an i'm bak agin! i uzed to post heer
a long long time ago butted den my meomee had uder suppozed bedder
fings to doo and we didund post fur a long time. i'z wuz a member uv da
siamese cat chorale an sang wif the best....Ceilidh Furrydance anna
Skye Silversong until...
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Vetenarian 'killer' by
Julie Porter
"Karen R." wrote in message
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eleaticus wrote the following on 11/11/2006 5:39 PM:
My 15-year old, Sadie Bugbane, was abused on her first trip to the
vet, and
since then it is almost worth the vet's life to...
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I Gotted Owt!!! by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up...
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ai foolded mai hoomin by
AT
mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da
TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi
egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate!
sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt
skin anna boenz!
buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az...
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Happee Purrday Blue! by
FurrsomeFoursome
tanks tu de guyhumin's pooter rememberin', cuz Meowmie's a STOOPID
'bowt dese fings, we nos tuday is Blue's Purrday.
*I* (Panda) gets a Akwisition Day (April 2). Sprout! has a estimated
Purrday of July 1 (Catnada Day, apurropriate cuz she's Red and Wite).
Maui and Blue were obtained as kittins...
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Final goodbyes by
Tara K.
Another Princess video. Click on the "Fly away" link on the Princess home
page:
http://members.dodo.com.au/~tara_k/index.html
I've had to further compress the original "Strange Currencies" video to make
room for this one, it's now 4.02mb, so if you're on low bandwidth and you
haven't been able to...
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winked lizt by
Stormmee
-TV anna HRH Cleopatra
-Tiger anna Mme. A.
-Chester anna Lucy.
Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi
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Aunti Mabel's sweet 16 birthday bash! by
cshenk
Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then
begins.
"Hello all! I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to
have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by best
estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby 20. I
likes 'sweet...
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Finally! Now I can work on my mousterpees.... by
Crdamz
Mama stayed home from wurk tuday, so i coult not wurk on thu kompooter
until she took sum of tat Nyqwuill. It must be good stuf, cause she dident
moov for a long time an I had to lik on her eyebald wit my tung to make sure
she still alive! She not like tat tu much, but at least she roll over and...
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soft haz lozt it!!! by
Stormmee
da nerf of hersef, her taked owrz chair apart, you know da one dat wuz juzt
rite fur skratchin, anna hersef iz puttinit inna trash!!!! Stormmee
disgruntled!!!!
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Pleeze purr fur Fred by
The Ajo Clowder
Pleez purr fur mine brofur Fred. He finallee let ar meowma kno dat he
was sik ana cudnt uze da liddur bokz effun dough he tryed ana tryed.
He wuz sew sik he didnt effun objekt tu hur puttin him inna da
jailbox.
He iz haffin tu steigh atta TED inna citee. Todeigh dey did a
proseedure tu make him...
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OUR CATMUNITY CLUBZ -UPDAYTE by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Ai, Mosey, Vice Grand Poo Bah, (GNOT UH KLUB) have rememburd a few uf owr
Catmoonity Klubz, but ai kan't rekal dem awl.
Pi2nya, owr Grand Pooh Bah ,{hu iz on vakashun fur u cuppul uf weekz,} iz
en charg uf da Osifurz, en hur Qwartly Repurt..yeUP.
Sew, dat duzn't kount.
Ai NOE der MOAR Klubz ...
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A few purrs for us? by
rafflescat
Hi everybody, just wondered if there are a few purrs flying around for
me and Gavin.
He came home from work today unwell and is now in hospital under
observation. They think he MAY have had a small heart attack or else
has a severe hiatus hernia. They wont know til all results of tests
are in and...
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Anti Gwen wif hur FREE CATS ! by
Beverly Orel
Hewwo frends! Gess wat! Anti Gwen cayme wif hur free cats! Dey ar all
ofur duh plase. Anti Gwen reskyood twoo uv dem dem frum uh shelter, too uv
dem wur only days away frum being sentid tu duh Bridj. Dey ar nize
gurlkitties, but dey eet mye fud, investigayte effuryfing, yoose mye
litterbox...
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by CRO
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fudz mini-venture by
John Ross Mc Master
wat is your bestest fudz?
i wants all kitties to jump on the kounter and read the labilz of
fudz. go into friggidrayters too.
tell me what your fudz is. i yam sekretary of fudz and maybe there is
a fudz i neffur eated!
the list ov all the fudz will be eddukayshoinal.
beauty
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Jellicle Ball 2016: Cat Anjil, and the Rainbow Bridge by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Kitteez an gestz, may I hab yurown attenshun pleez. It iz now time to gather owtside an see if da Rainbow Bridge will appeer. If yoo will pleez follow myownself.
Dat faytul day, da call was herd
Dat tu da Bridj yewd go
I drew yew bak ana we wer sayf
Bud den I let yew go -oh-oh.
Cat Anjil, kin...
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