O T sits quietly beside Harri watching the proceedings. In his pocket is the box with her winking collar. He wants to det itself blezzed but duzen quite know to do diz wifout her seeing itselfz.

Meow, Mme. Anais! We is here to join you by the seaside! We broughted our favorite amusement park rides: a ferris wheel, roller coaster, merry-go-round, fun house, and our very own Madame Marie to tell ourown fortunes. Let's go!

Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. She's trying to furgure dat...

Well mine blood passed da text, I duzint haf flv or fiv butted mine poop failed dat ted test, so i hasta stay inna kitty suite fur anofur ten dayz, I iz very hissed of 'bout diz, I gotted shotted, anna dey stealed blood, but onna brite side, I gotted canned kitten fud, anna i getz more...

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This story was passed down to the Purrdai Kitties. https://sites.google.com/site/sekritsanta2011/home/the-story-of-kissamouse ------------------------------------------------------------- This text is from Alison and was posted in 2002 to the Usenet If there is an older version let me know..

Prowling through some of Great Ancestors Bonnie things I came across the story -- and History of -- The Jellicle Ball and why it is so important. We must always remember why we are here. Enjoy the Ball, but remember why we celebrate. Misty the Black Panther, Mistress of the Night ...

Miss Violette wrote: Der I waz, mindin myown kitten buzinez. Den what did I seez butted a towel dat furry leaved draped ofur da showerbox door... ITself tempted me and taunted me until I grabbed itself anna climbed itself anna went ofur da top of da waterbox anna I felled inside, I waz...

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica. He goes up to the Pirate Dogs. 'Scuse me, is there a problem here?

Uh, hello, this is Auntie Debby. Friday was Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane's second purr day, and I want to throw him a surprise party. Every kitty teleport over around noon Eastern Standard Time (U.S.) and hide in Becky's bedroom. When he gets put down for a nap (trust me, he'll need one), you...

Matthias and Maestro (RB) - Our friend Nick was also involved with our getting Matthias and Maestro in a round about way. We were standing talking with him at the flea market one day, and a lady came up to Nick and asked if he wanted two kittens. The mother had had four kittens; two males and two...

Chapter Two: Kissa and Willow - In 1997, a litter of kittens was born in the barn where we boarded our horse. There were three in the litter - two orange boys, and a petite white and grey girl. I used to carry the little girl kitty around inside my lumber jacket. She was soooooooooo cute. When...

Chapter Three: Vinnie (RB). and Liddle Zoé Underfoot (RB) - In 1998, I got a call from one of the vet techs, asking me I knew anyone who wanted a 2-3 year old black cat, who's days were numbered. Apparently, he had been owned by an older lady, who decided she couldn't look after him any more. ...

Chapter Four: Hemi and Marble – After Zoé went to the Bridge, Willow was beside herself with grief. It was heartbreaking to watch her wandering around the apartment calling out for her baby Zoé. We heard about a 9-week old black male polydactyl kitten that was going to be sent to the pound...

Note: All cats will appear in order of arrival Chapter One: Oz and Voodoo - It all started in 1995, when my Sammy had to be helped to the Rainbow Bridge. She was full of cancer. :-( Shortly after that, Sammy sent Unca Graeme and I to see two 9 week old, black male kittens. Their mother had...

trudi having recofured goes looking for jack so they can return to the bar nand have more of that yummy rum drink Mme. A. was drinking, on her search for jack she runs into her sisfur in paw at the bar so orders anofur double... i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze...

Meow an Hihi kitties! Guess what! I've arranged for a liddle banquet to get this road trip started! I've hired a small Utah all-kitty hospitality company to set up tents at THE NARROWS, a kanyun in Zion National Park, all hidden from humans! Deres tents wif baffs and private spaces wiff kitty beds...

Oh my gudness...I yam gettin tyred, an we habint greeted awlla ower geztz, urr had dinner, mutsh lezz had da Wedwink Danze yet... I juzt mite rezt furra wile, Sunnydance, lub, den kum deown furr dinner an danzink, tho the uther kitteez mite want tu begin. Sunnydanze, kud yu fyll in furr uz furr...

O. T. leads Willow to the dance floor. He had requested a Charleston and as the music begins so do he and Willow. Da gramby made uz take lezzonz for dis anna we won fitstz place in da kalss. We alzo had to learnz how ta waltz but I don like dat az gud.

We'z almost dreading the Calling of Names this year, but it'z good to be among friendz and remembering our dearly departed ones.