Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd...

Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta gnow. da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh. Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself. Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...

For Kitty Farm Cat. -- Will in New Haven Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again

Mee an Maggy May iz BESS frendz. Wen I firs moof heeer I wuz skared ub her and da uther kitteez and da Bear, r d*ggy. Butted neow wee gets along gud, aldo I sumtimz wurry dat da Bear will tramplefy mee or fall on mee by akseedent, beclaws hee iz two bigbg. Butted da uther dai me an Maggy May wuz...

On Dec 5, 10:11*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote: Happy Finnish Independence Day to all of mine Finnish furriends, hoomin and feline alike! Respectfully meowed, Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9 Chief Torbie In Residence We eko yoor sendement. Da Finlan seems to be a gudgud plas...

Da parruts got a gud gnoo Mommy namd Holly an shee tokd dem too a parrot-TED. We dint heer wutted da parrot-TED sed, exep dat dey is helthy and doin well. Wee wooda wiked to see him beclaws he is obviusly a big, wise, parrot hisownseff. But Holly tole usses dat da minut Buddy an Eddy wuz let out...

Widdl Samanfa wuz getting kina skruffy, sew she wen to getted a harecut. da Bear wuz berry, berry wurried wen she wented out da dor wiffout her. She was gond for OWERS an wee wunderd wen shee wud come hom. Den she cam bak an she wookd SEW pritty. Yoo cood see her big eyes agan. Bear wuz furry...

Uncl Bill has orderd hisownseff a gnu winner cote. Wy don' he just GROW wun? Da Bear, hoo go Ouside, is growin a outSTANDin cote diss yeer an he wood be glad to giv his Uncl Bill sum helpful tips. Effen littl Samanfa is produsing some pritty furs. But Uncl Bill don' WISSEN to nobudy. Hee just...

Diss webby paij belongs to r fren Sheba. http://dahoudek.com/shebaqueenof/ Her mommy Deb don' typebite in Meowspeech butted we wanned to show herseff to yoons. -- WooToo an Missy

Frum da Sekreterry ub Bittees Der iz lotsa bittees and gudgud homs need two be foun four all ub dem. In da meenwile: Da mommy cats ar doin wunnerful fings to tak kar ob der bittees an shud be prazed and hepd weneffur possible. Da fyew mommy cats hoo don' gnow HOW shud get hep an instrukshun. Doz...

da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four hiz wak lass nite. Wee wated by da door four wen dey comed in beclaws it wuz makin loud boomerz, sew wee wuz wurreed for demselvs. An dey comed in an da Bear SHOOK hisself and drownded all ub us wiff kold waddur. Hee has don dis befour. Mak him STOP. --

To ERRR iz hoomin, Too forgiff divine NEETHER iz da policee ub da kittycat. -- Missy, hisser at hoomins

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh...

On Mar 17, 5:58*pm, wrote: On Mar 17, 6:48*pm, John Ross Mc Master wrote: On 17 Mar 2009 22:02:08 GMT, Samuel Redcat wrote: Happy St Catrick's Day! ...

Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple, including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had to tak matters inoo mine...

Der wuz a crokagator walkin roun up in Winzur, Catneticut. It iz muchmuch two kold for reptyles ub dat kine heer an sum gnice peepl took him indoors sew dat hee wunt freez or eet nobudy. -- Maggy May

On Mar 25, 2:25*pm, meOwy wrote: On Mar 24, 12:56 pm, "Granby" wrote: Why doant u make itself a teamz effortz? *Dat way you kan add all the silly stuff dat hooman duz and git it ofver all at onze. *Him seemz ta be nize enuf as hoomanz goez...

Doz widdle girls on da Telebishun played gudgud an Uncl Bill is realreal happy. WooToo I _wuv_ widdle Renay Muntgumery, she is kyute wike a bitty. -- Maggy May

Hee iz da whirlds tallest d*ggy. Hee iz a grate dane. da Bear wanna be dat bigbig. -- WooToo

Me an Missy Missy bows wuz lazin aroun mine rume, laffing at dogs an hoomins an telling storees. Den we heerd a weerd noyz. Making shor der wuz gno hoomins aroun, beclaws dey wood be shokd, we wevitated to da winner an wookd ouSIDE. An wut did wee see. Missy cuts in smooooothly WASCAL wuz...