hello ucats, az ursefz know da soft hafin been hypnotized by da TED haz refuzedta gif minesef anee tweetz fur furefur now, but on tuezday she giffed mineslf sumfin da waz akshulee wurf eatin... er i mean dwinkin, it wuza achoo sauwze furm italee beef, it wuz beree gud an i mineownsef dwinked...

O T looks at the clock on the wall and stands. We iz enjoyink diz fud anna frenz but it iz gettink near da sun goink down, maybee we shud head for da Cat-Thredal so we don't miss da firstis kalling of da namez.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane goes over to the patio window, pokes his snoot through the blinds, and begins singing to whoever and whatever will listen. Happy Purr Day to me! I'm five years old today! Every kitty teleport over to my place so we can run around and celebrate!

On Oct 5, 12:37*am, Ratfinx wrote: Ratfinx stands on the podium very nervous but with the strength of her new friends finds the courage to speak up: I haz no kitty to pay triboot to today beclawz i came into a howz wivout kitties. My meowny will not speek of wat...

Mine Meowmie haz wost herown mind ugin. Hur wuz habbin a cheeze sammich n a dwink kalled Snapple in a gwass bottle, n wen hur wint to shake et up, she fergotted she took thu lid off n gotted peech Snapple awl offer herownself. Waffs Mosey

John here. Can you make the Greeblings go away??? Spring is attacking me at night in her attempts to catch the Greeblings. John

It iz sad gnus dat da Urtha Kitt, wun ub da mos' famus singing kitteez did go to da Brij. Shee wuz much luvd four a longlong tim. Mine Uncl Bill sez shee iz wunnerful an dat r mommy an efferybuddy at da Brij luvs hur an will welcom hur. -- WooToo

Jingle Bells by Galen, December 1996 Dashin fru da howse Rownd 6 or so AM Goin reelreel nuts Kawz we kant opin kans! Da fudfud smellz reel gud Da teskchur iz just rite How gud it wud be in my tum... Oh! Haff we tryd a knife?!

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Trudi climbs down from herown stool, and the boys push it back out of the way, she says as she is getting down... I willz return wif more twibutez for tv anna tiger but i needsa rezt beclawz i iz tired anna soft iz beri upsetted, so i willz freturn anna doez more before da enda offa...

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It's a sad story. Last night Fred went fur a meditation walk after watchin the movie Gandhi again. He went up the road to the highway instead uv down to the little bridge. There wuz a lot uv traffic on da highway cuz it wuz Sat. night an' effurry body wuz headin out drinkin. So he heded back and...

Mine Meowmie haz been sew sad laytely n her wuz purting sum hoominz in herown killfile n her did et tew herownself Mrrrrrrt!! Her gotted mad at Pookie cuz he jumpPed onna her neez n her gave mim a whaxs on hiz butt n he dint mynd. Den her felt bad bowt dat n tawked tew him, n tolded hin gnot tew...

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furry hadda nerfta leaf uses allaone wif da substandar hooman, but itz fine he did we didunt know he wented owt fur a whole new bag of catfud anna he alzo bringed owrselves a new kitty condo!!! itz realli kule it haz 3 compartmintz anna top... otz juzt rite fur mine size so i duzint think any ofur...

so furrry anna soft wuz at deir furndz howze fur turkey anna Scooter D*G anna Piglet lifez der, *HRMPH dey getted turkeybird* anna da hooman kitten of deir furnd bringed herown D*G, whomsoefur duzint like kittez... so onze while piglet wuz kumin into herown kitchinta see who wuz der anna ta...

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Unka Pat is back from da doc, and him got good news. Da shoulder is lookin betterer, da doc sez da left knee is da worst him has ever seen in a mobile person, and da hips is lookin not too bad. Fangs much fur da purrs! Ranger McDude