Wintur stinkz. Itz snowin agen. Da dam sno iz over everykittiez hed owdt dere. We'ze howse kittiez, (Haven Howse) so we dont gotta go in da owdt. Fak Bast. May Bast bless Kitty Schottland. But she will bee OK at da Bridge. Myownself shud kno dat. Vincent T. Pussycat II

"Tiger my luff, itz time to get dressed fur dinner an da koncert. Did you haff a nice nap?" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 7/28/2006 1:54:03 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Piglet puffing up and down the steps looking for the kittens. Haz anyoff youz seem doz two kittenz? Da Gramby izent takin her tripz affter allz so wez kin go homez.

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We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni Dollarz. We needz a benture

Hi every kitty. We need to plan the inauguration ceremony and inaugural ball. It will be January 20 at whatever time every kitty wants to start it. I'll give a short state of the catunion address and then I'll pass on the purrsidency to Lovable Louise and she can say whatever she wants. Then...

Iffin dedr iz a venture, iz der any of da motorcycles dat haf side karz. I kant drif so I would have to ride wif someonez. Duz you haf any of da old Indian motorcycles? Dey iz kewl. Piglet wishing Mo were still around so she could go on the venture too.

Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around before beginning. I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I mite reed wot she rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her furst cats. Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur peerants...

Duz anycat know of sumplaze where it iz kooler dan 95 degreez wiff 75 per centz humididity? It is just mizeable here at ourown houze anna we needs to fine sum kooler weaffer. Any ideaz?

P2ña - I delegate 'portant task 2 u: keep track of wich kitty haz each office & title & duties. "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

You probably know Marley and Me is now out on DVD and Blu-Ray... did yer Pa git et for you? I nebber nosepoinked a d*g before, want one frum me? I wike yoo, yer a nise d*ggie n I don't know inny in real life. Meows n Happee barks Mosey, a Cat I shayer mine hoam wif deez uther...

cuuld you kittys hep uses? Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when...

Hello, and welcome to the Gateway Arch! I'm Archibald, and I'll be leading you through your visit of the monument today. This is one of Missouri's foremost attractions, and besides being an architectural marvel, it offers unparalleled views of the surrounding area. It was built between 1963 and...

Meow, masters Tiger and Samuel. It is good to see you again. We are quite pleased that you have kept our secret all these years. In fact, we think we have you to thank for an amusing adventure. Just one moon after our dealings with you a family of skunks living in a cave similar to ours, but a...

Ohhhh Looooceeeeee, I kno yur luff iz Chester, buttid wud yu mynd wawkink wiff Roscoe attid mine wedwink? I fynulee haz efurrykitty elze figgert owt. Daddel mayke: Wen I wawk deown da eyel, Pozziblee wiff, an tu be giffin away by, uh myzterry gezt, Rebecca wawkz rite in bak az mayde ov Onnur,

Since there is a momentary paws in the tributes, and since we has all been gettin so sad, let's danze. Let'z danze in honor of our luffed ones who have gone to da Rainbow Bridge ahead of us. And when somecat wants to offer anofur tribute we'z can stop to listen and contemplate and meditate and...

October 14th is the full moon and thus the "traditional" date of the Jellicle Ball. Fellow cats, where will it be held this year? We should begin to plan now. Mietze, do you or any other cat have any thoughts on this? Effury cat's opinion is welcome! I know effurycat will want to start...

Meow kitties, I just herd dat mineown wink, Tiger izzn't eeting like he shud, and is loosink wayte. I izn't a gudgud role model, beclawz I iz a liddle kitty an duzzent eet mutsch, but mebeSundance , who iz a fellow oranj kitty an a bigbig eeter can confince him to eet sum more.

Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,...

Lewi looks at Chester and O T and asks, well are you ready to port to the Hemingway House? We will meet the other cats there. I don't quite know where to go but I am sure Kitty Schottlands human knows the area. I am still working on what I want to say. O T looks at his friend and says "don't...