Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: "When the...

She wants to sow smart hens through Sara's window. Frank creeps the pin before hers and partly lives. Better attack bowls now or Genevieve will loudly dream them beneath you. Nowadays, John never cooks until Laura shouts the rich ball crudely. Every twigs will be clean angry gardners. It can...

Hello everyone, I have posted here once before about neutering (spraying) my female cat, and I now I hope that someone can give me some advice as to what I should do with my beloved pet. I have to leave the US for 1.5 months in 2 weeks, and now I am deciding what to do with my cat. I really don't...

I saw a cat in the neighborhood chasing a squirrel. I beckoned the cat to come and he did. There is no collar. I don't know if it's a stray or a house cat. He came and rub against me and kept meowing. But as I pet him, he suddenly hissed and swatted with his claw once. Then he resumed rubbing...

Today is Holly's 13th birthday. She was still another in my string of "happy accidents" adoptions. That is, I started out to adopt one type of cat on each occasion, got one entirely different, and have been happy ever since that it worked out this way. In fact, I finally learned *never* to...

An odd one here. We have two cats (mother - about 6 years old - and daughter); both normally go out, both eat the same food (dry kibbles - neither will touch wet food) which they've been on for years. The mum has lately developed a problem with diaorrhea. But this only seems to occur when...

Hi guys, Well I am a senior poster on usenet and I know this post may cause some arguments but pls understand that I have no option but to resort to this. My QT got run over 5 yrs ago. My cats are indoor since and I have written many posts and have many arguments in cat newsgroups as to why cats...

I adopted a lovely short haired gray female stray cat with large yellow eyes, about 6 mo ago from a local shelter. (She was in a cage on Death Row for 5 weeks). Vet checked her out...she/s probably 3-4 yrs old, had been spayed and declawed previously....other than needing a teeth/gum cleaning and...

For those following our saga... Peewee is doing poorly. He was at the vet all day Fri PM and yesterday. Yesterday he ate some, and seemed perkier by 5PM last night. Of course, since these things happen at the worst possible time, DH and I were OOT on a much needed vacation. I got a call in the...

I was awakened at about 4am, I heard screams from the garage from one or more of the 3 kittens staying there with there semi feral mom. I couldn't see in the garage from my bedroom but I could hear the sound of onr or more of them trying to climb into a drawer of a woodfen bainet I have in their. ...

Does anybody know of any good sunscreens or zincs that can be used on animals (a cat)? As I have a 2 year old pure white cat and I have never let him outside as I am worried that he will get cancer. Could someone please help me on this matter, my e-mail address is; . Thank You for...

One of my cats, (Maggie) loves lox and cream cheese. Bagels? - Not so much. but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

The day will come when I have to relocate back to my homestate and that means bringing the cat. I have to decide between flying and driving. With flying - door to door it will be about 5-7 hours. With driving it will be about two-three days on the road. My first option will be to fly. But in the...

My cat needs some help. He's 10 years old and has either liver disease or lymphoma. He's needs a biopsy but I really, honestly, can't afford it at this time. During the past couple of months, his health has declined. He's lost about 4 pounds and seems nauseous most of the time. His appetite is...

Hi My 13 year old female cat has a urinary tract infection. The doctor wants me to give her liquid anti biotics twice a day for 10 days. Its been about 5 days and I absolutely can't get her to open her mouth and take it. If there is any medicine on her mouth she wont even lick it off and...

What's with catnip these days? The cats don't react to it at all. I bought 3 different brands and none have any effect. I remember my cats years ago going bonkers with something filled with catnip.

* this ain't over by far... this business I told yesterday? it's not over Ooooh.... Sometimes I feel like I don't know Sometimes I feel like checkin' out I wanna get it wrong Can't always be strong And love it won't be long Oh sugar, don't you cry

Harriest is a very constipated/backed-up cat who lives in a bookstore. She was brought to the vet on August 4th and kept until the 6th, because she was having trouble going to the bathroom. She was sent home with Eukanuba Low Residue food and Lactulose. Two weeks later, she was still having...

I have read that it is not good to give yearly vaccinations on cats that don't go outside. I have two one year old kittens who have had all of their kitten shots and don't go outside. I have an elderly indoor cat and a senior indoor/outdoor cat that rarely leaves the yard. I just received a notice...

Here's a newspaper article with a happy ending (because the cat was found) but with a lot of trauma (because it details the story of a cat that escaped from its carrier as it was being placed on a plane for transport). The cat was finally found, identified through an implanted microchip, and...