Mai Unka Mosey wuz sik but iz bedder gnow n da sekritary haz bin sik tew but wood yew wike tew dew sumpfin fun wif meh ? Goh fish mabeh? Pipps

It's today. Is every kitty ready? Clarence starts giving himself a good bath to get ready. He teleports to Lake Louise and notices that everything is set up but that no other cats have arrived yet. Where is every kitty?

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

It is nighttime and most of the cats have fallen asleep from the eating and dancing at the reception. O T sees that Harri and Piglett are asleep on their cushions. He goes quietly thru a archway door of the banquet room. In the hallway, Sundance, Chester and Ranger Dude are waiting for him. ...

Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They were 2 weeks old. It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying "Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor kitties out there who died, unknown.

I fore gotted who iz in charj of diz thred bout gettink da chiken. Duz anyone rememfer who gotted uz to get tagetfer and go for diz. O T skratching his head ready to moofve.

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! May 2004 1 - Junior, Lily-Belle, Punkins, Squeak, Talisker 3 - Nerdy, Pippen

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

HKC short social mtg next wk. Hav xcitng newz 2 share! Louise, Prez. HKC

She came to us in the spring, 12 years ago. Her first caretaker had developed allergies, so a coworker said she would take Lilly. The coworker did not like Lilly's meow (which was the sweetest). Another coworker took her for a day, but her husband said she could not keep her. So, fortune smiled...

Hey you guyz. Furry getted soft a new dryer monzter... itz muc bittger dan da owlde one, soft iz thrilled wifit, her iz alzo thrilled dat it iz muc hier anna bigger... da buttonz iz onna furnt anna soft kan operate it wif no hep, anna no marknz so furry did gud... *soft sayed purrfekt fur hersef...

We hadda hard tyme dis weak end, kitties. Our pooter died. It was da mutherboard. then as soon as that wuz fixed, da hard drive dies as well just as Fred downloaded all da emails, but befur he got ta read enny. Well, we haffa new Muther Board and hard drive and what backups we had are restored. ...

Humans, places, cats + other pets - General I started providing services to rec.pets.cats many years ago before it split, and have continued to do so ever since. However, sadly, I am not going to continue. My time on the internet needs to be cut down somewhat, but in fact has increased...

What to say about Her Royal Highness, Princess Nosy? Miss TuffGirl Kitty. Who could wear a Kissamouse Tree skirt wif as much flair as ours sissfur? Or convince Mommy to do the hoomin-onna-string fing in the Out ofur an' ofur, even though efurry time she wailed like a banshee for hours when da...

Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're infected in less than a month. Fangu, Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse

Hi, I¢m Kyla from the rec.pets.cats.community and former Pink Floyd newsgroup member, and although I never met jweb in the flesh, I did speak to him once on the phone. John was a great asset to The Pink Floyd newsgroup, publishing a weekly column called Notable Quotes and Shameless Flames. When...

Tiger, mine luf, Iz you reddy fur da big wedwink dis weekend? Iz yur soot pressed an did you pik owt a nice tie? I'ze soso happy dat you iz bak! Now I can be eskorted to da winking by my big hansum husband-cat! We haff a nice ruum and we'll haff a wunnerful time! --

Trudi sends piglette a copy of what she posted and what she said... Piglett reads this and cals Trudi. Her had dat fingie kalled annigina dat akdz likea hart tack. Her iz tired but home and sleepink more dan playink wiff uz. Dat iz ok for now. On Sat, Apr 30, 2011 at 12:06 PM, Storrmmee...

Whare iz yoo? I haz missed yoo! Ize sorree I haznt bin postin latelee -- I haz bin takin kare uv my Meowmee. Her haz had sum diffykulteez resintly. Sum uv dem I unnerstanz -- da wun abowt da metalmonster aksident, and da wun abowt havin herown mouf serjereed. Da wun I duznt unnerstan iz dat...

ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties...