a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

Whare iz yoo? I haz missed yoo! Ize sorree I haznt bin postin latelee -- I haz bin takin kare uv my Meowmee. Her haz had sum diffykulteez resintly. Sum uv dem I unnerstanz -- da wun abowt da metalmonster aksident, and da wun abowt havin herown mouf serjereed. Da wun I duznt unnerstan iz dat...

Meow: Does any cat know the Date of the Jellicle Ball?!? And does any cat know WHERE it will be held?!? My brother and I are trying to figure out to access Bobcat's 'puter (and thus the "teleporter") BTW wait till you see the "new" me. And I have been learning to use my powers of the night though I...

Furst uf awl hai n Happi Valentinez Daai on da 14f Gib yer sweetie uh hart shap nip sumfin..uh huh Pipps smiles and sez My Wink Ranger gibed meh uh boootiful red stone hart shape to go on my winking colar..hym is sew sweet I gibed Mai Ranger McDude uh noo helmut fur hiz teleporter -en red Nao...

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

She came to us in the spring, 12 years ago. Her first caretaker had developed allergies, so a coworker said she would take Lilly. The coworker did not like Lilly's meow (which was the sweetest). Another coworker took her for a day, but her husband said she could not keep her. So, fortune smiled...

Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're infected in less than a month. Fangu, Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse

Piglett, Willow, Ot Mahoney and Lizzie Bordon port into the group. We iz tired of beink at home. While da gramby waz in da hospitalz, we red all da venture and cided to kome her for awhile. Her iz onlee sleepink. Ot Heads for the food but Lizzie sticks close to piglett

Well, we is gettin closer to moving in to ourzz new howse. Us kitties haf been 'porting over to inspect it and plan our patrol routers, and to get acquainted wif our neighbors. It looks like it should be a nice place to live. It'z smaller dan da place we just left, but dat's a good fing cuz there...

All, I'm doing a little research on pets. Please take my survey and let me know what you think. Thanks! http://www.zoomerang.com/survey.zgi?p=WEB225MFTS86LF

We hadda hard tyme dis weak end, kitties. Our pooter died. It was da mutherboard. then as soon as that wuz fixed, da hard drive dies as well just as Fred downloaded all da emails, but befur he got ta read enny. Well, we haffa new Muther Board and hard drive and what backups we had are restored. ...

Tiger walks up to the podium with Scooter, Maggie and Piglet... Mine dear friendz... Deze three furndz owned one of da veri hoomanz dat soft think waz wurth da air he breafed... I iz gonna du deir tribute kuz der heartz iz still hurtin badbadbad... Maggie wuz reskued furm a meanmean man by Bob's...

Hi, I¢m Kyla from the rec.pets.cats.community and former Pink Floyd newsgroup member, and although I never met jweb in the flesh, I did speak to him once on the phone. John was a great asset to The Pink Floyd newsgroup, publishing a weekly column called Notable Quotes and Shameless Flames. When...

Dere seemz to be a brake in da tribyootz, so I will take dis opurrtoonity to remind yurownselvez of a fyoo fingz. Firstest, pleez rememfur to sine da Gestbuk so we kan rememfur awl da frenz hoo wuz heer dis yeer. Da catererz haz dun a wunnerful job uv purrparin difurent fudz and befurajez, an...

Nite before wast, abowt 1 am, usses 4 cats wuz sittin by da clozed sliding door n Meowmie n Pa were on dere way tew bed. Meowmie wooked to see if the Out cat wuz dere, eeting thuh kibble she leevs owt dere n hur saw sumpthin diffrent, sew hur terned on thuh porch lite n dere wuz a litddle...

Hey you guyz. Furry getted soft a new dryer monzter... itz muc bittger dan da owlde one, soft iz thrilled wifit, her iz alzo thrilled dat it iz muc hier anna bigger... da buttonz iz onna furnt anna soft kan operate it wif no hep, anna no marknz so furry did gud... *soft sayed purrfekt fur hersef...

Humans, places, cats + other pets - General I started providing services to rec.pets.cats many years ago before it split, and have continued to do so ever since. However, sadly, I am not going to continue. My time on the internet needs to be cut down somewhat, but in fact has increased...

Fangu fur da Kissamouse prezziez! Weez luv alla dem! Owr favorit ar da krinkle tunnilz! Itz grayt tu play in, an weez kin moov dem arownd da living room, an play hyde an seek in dem, an effen snooz in dem! Weez luv yu Sekrit Santa! DaRennieKidz

Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

Wooks wike a big bole ob sherbet tew me. MeOwy http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php?image=477