Uncl Bill an da Bear an widdl SaMANfa metted a new kyoot puppy name Rascal (beclaws dey cant spell Wascal?) hoo is furry yong an kyoot. His mommy is a Yorkie an his daddy is a Dogshund an dey call him an his litter-mates "Dorkies." Dis is RONG. Effen Uncl Bill gnos it is RONG -- Sunrise, da...

Hai mai gud furends, Ai wuz wunerin ifen yew cud spar uh _foo_ purrz fur meh. Mom Kyla finks ai m gitting _tew_ skinny n hur is catsurnd abawot meh. Paw telled Mom dat ai hab ulways bin uh litewait Paw iz gunna take meh tew the Vet sune .n ai wyl git mai shotz, n ai dunt know if dey r gunna...

Hihi diz iz O T anna Gramby gotz an email from somplaze kalled nigeria and dey said her had herited $14 million toonaz. Ya fink? I betx dey only wantz 12 million toonaz for her to kollect itself.

Heyhey cats and Kittenz, I took your adbise and gotta even with Gramby for moffin my lidder cause da Baskit Hound wouldn't leaf it alon. I kept doing my buziness in the same korner so herownself had to klen it up and she moffed it bak and told Baskit Hound to stay away. Herownself got a water...

Hey Anti Bess and Gordon kitties! Wee wunt tew fangu furry much furr all thuh lovely prezzies an nip treatz inna bigbigbig box yew sent. It came onna 23rd... juss in time furr Kissamouse! Meowmie wuz glad it dint come enny suner or shee wud haff had tew hide it. Insted, shee put it rite unner...

our hooman bein not to brite hadda email you seneded her abowt RPCC mailin lizt, he culdn't getted it ta wurk so kuld you resend dat information so hizsef kan try agin, Trudi, hopin yourown howze is doin well

Wee fited ovur Uncl Bill. He wuz sittin on da steps too petted MEE an shee cam ovur an wanned him to petted HUR. Sew I gav her a leff an a rite an a leff. Gnot wiff mine clawses out, jus wuv taps. An now efferybuddy is mad on mee. Sniff. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY WUN

Yuuu Huuuu efurrykittee... We sented ower Sekrit Santa Pakaj... Gezz hu wyl be getting it sooon,.... An I mayde minw sekkerterree sen kardz tuu. Dey awl went owt tudae! So funn da hoominz are ahed attid ower heowz, ayte tu wun. Datz neffur haoint b-fur. May-B itz tuu kowld fur da hoominz tu go tu...

Izr purring fur Panda that thuh bad stuff getz outa her and that she duzn't hurt. Little Kitty, revving up her power purr

Sorry for interrupting the road trip, but I promise to be brief. Some kitties are upset that Lovable Louise has declared herself Grand Poo-Bah of Catmerica. I would suggest that there's no need for panic or unrest. We are, after all, cats! We don't have to do anything we're told, by hoomins or by...

Happy Mew Yeer 2005 tu awl that Antis, Uncas ana ob kourse, awl da kittiez out dare in 'net land! P.C. ana her Meowmie -- President Theodore Roosevelt's maxim was: "To speak softly but carry a big stick".

In Appurreeshiashum ov Rebecca Dere Rebecca, Diz wunz furr yu! Yu did un magnyficint job as Miztriz ov Ceremoneez of Diz yeerz Jellicle Ball, and az yur S.I.L., frend and awlzo az Grand Pooh Bah, I want tu fang yu purrsunalee and az spokpurrkittee ov da Community fur uh jop wewll...

It seems like my finger stutters...a lot... so I'll send again as a test...is is me, or my computer or email acct? Anti Sylvia

Da wivving rume iz one level downe frum da kichum an dining rume. Da mere hoomins and Da Bear yooz da steps too gets downe. We can dew it too an sumtimz do buted it iz boring. Yoozhully, we skwwz throo tha fence along da edj ub da dining rume, step onto da bak ub da big komfy chare an den eether...

I've posted a picture of the largest housecat I've ever seen, as well as pictures and links to about 20 other really strange pets at www.odd-animals.com - enjoy! - Jeff

Fur all da kitties in da US, Happy Independence Day! And fur all da kitties everywhere, I guess - since we are all independant, since we are kitties! Me and mine sisfurs and brofur get to party all day today - Meowmie and Paw are shooting a big fireworks show today. Tabitha

Happi Purrday Febrewairee Kitties! Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! Febrewairee 2011

i iz nowcin dat da grambyz infurnet iz owt juzt now, hersef iz beree krnankee to diz but hersef willz return az stupid infurnet hoominz getz itsef fized, OEJ

..Itz a stait hollrdey cald Pie neer Dey/ I fot sum pie wuz gonna bee neer but meomie sed pie neerz wer peepl whu woked cros da wirld tu cum hear. Der wuz a prade dis mornin an we saw it on TV. Lotz ov peepl spen da nite downtown in sle[in bags. Dat dont sown lyk fun tu mee. Iz cant holler...

Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur...