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New Jeep-fingy by
Will in New Haven
WifOUTT my purmishun, Meowmiee Micki tradud in my red jeep-fingie for
a nu black jeep-fingi.
Shee must be punishd.
HosumEVER, da nu wun duz look really kool an matchuz Bearz elegant
black furz. An it haz da letust in interstellur hypurdrifes an
efferyfing.
Sew I cant wate too drife it. puts on...
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More about dis Swimming Buzness by
Will in New Haven
Dis eevnin Uncl Bill eetted his dinner. Den he putted on his baving
sute and wen SWIMMNG.
He did GNOT wate twenny minuss. He did GNOT wate ENNY minuss. Our
Mommy wud GNOT haff aloud dat. Effurybuddy GNOS diss iz rong.
I wuz wurrieed butted hee did com hom ok. Butted den he went intoo...
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I Haff to Lurn to Bark by
Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.
An...
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Da Bear's Nefu Da Dook by
Will in New Haven
Da Bear got him a nefu hoo is calld da Dook. Da Dook hass a sadsad and
furry happee day nest Mundy.
His fambly dat raised him frum a pup som munfs ago, az sune as he wuz
redddy to leev his doggy mommy, is neow gonna see him go aweight to
skool to lern to bee a servis doggy. DEN he will go to a...
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Mine Meowmy Maggy May Has Gone to Da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Diss affernoon, affer Mommy Micky grumed her an shee laid down four
her gnap, mine Meowmy turned to mee an purred "I am gonna see yoor
bruther Winnie, sew yoo gotta tak car ub mine doggy an mine puppy. Dey
haff lossa bitties at da Brij four mee to hep take car ub an mebbe dey
will letted mee play...
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Dey is WAFFING by
Will in New Haven
I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a...
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Lady Di foold Mommy Micki by
Will in New Haven
Ant Befferly, dat we all lubs, went to North Catolina to bisik her
sister. An shee weft Lady Di in charg ob da hous. Butted Mommy Micki
goes to Wess Haben ebry day to feed Lady Di her gooshy fudz an too mak
sur she has wadder an da telebishun is on da rite channul an sew
forth.
Sew Mommy leevd an...
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October 10th 10 03:29 AM
by Granby
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Bear Did GNOT Get Brekkus by
Will in New Haven
Hee is goin to da TED for dem to tak da notty sor off ob his legg. He
did gnot getted his brekkus butted hee did not yip at Mommy an Uncl
Bill wike SUM peeepl looks at little Samantha He jus wookd furry sad
an Mommy an Uncl Bill felted bad four him.
Wee ar worried about him. May da Mommy ob...
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Messuj from da Sekretary by
Will in New Haven
Da Exterior on da Ees coas will be KLOASD until furder gnotic.
Stay hom an stay IN an keep yoor humans an doggies saf.
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Wascal, sekretary ub da Exterior
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I Gotted Stake Juce by
Will in New Haven
Mine Mommy Micki anand Uncl Bill anan my fafurite kumpany, Ant
Beffurly, waz eetin bigbig stakes dat mommy had kooked on da grill.
Bear wuz gettin peeces ub fat an sum bonez butted I wuz wookin at da
platter dat wuz full ub deeWISHUS stake juce.
An dey GIBBED it too mee. It wuz sew gud. It had...
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Too Menny Elk? by
Will in New Haven
Dey iz sayin der iz too menny elk in Montana, neer Jellystone Park.
Cood wee goez der an hunt dem an eet dem? An mebbe vizik Yogi Bear an
BooBoo?
An wut iz a elk?
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Midweak Updayte by
Will in New Haven
Mosey went to da TED an dey sed hee iz ok. His meowmiee tak sush GUD
kar ub ower fren.
Missy iz prackasin four her trip to da Magelenic Clowdes. Dat is
furder dan Saraland, wer Ant Sara livs. Shee is gonna tak a local boy-
cat hoo iz reel self-reliunt an braf. Butted she hasn' TOL him yet.
Da gnu...
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Ken Unl Bill gif a SQWIRL a name? by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee.
I don't WIKE dat.
Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an
I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED
usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da
fing?
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Purrs for Snowy by
Will in New Haven
Purrs for Snowy, aka Nijinski Snow Storm, who owned Robert A. and
Virginia Heinlein for some years. After Mr. Heinlein had died, Snowy
lived with Virginia until her final illness and has been living with
the Haywood family ever since.
Now Snowy has found the door into summer and will not be a...
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Had to AST for Brekkus by
Will in New Haven
I GNU it wud happen butted I din' gnow wen. Dis morning, affer Bear
tooked him four a walk an affer hee feeded Bear hiz fudz, Uncl Bill
started to go up da STARES. Ann hee had gnot putted anee fudz in r
boles. Ub CORSE, da wunnerful Winnie, my sweetee, had allus tol him to
giff us brekus an now...
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Sunrise iss disGUSting an sew iz Uncl Bill an Buddy da Parrot by
Will in New Haven
Diss iz Missy
Wen r hoomin meowmie Micki wuz at wurk caterday, Uncl Bill wen out
four a longlong tim. I don't min beclaws I gotted gno yoose for
hoomins, an we had alreddy been fed. Hee wuz hom in tim to giff usses
dinner. Butted FIRS.
Firs hee tooked a package an opund it an tookd out a littler...
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Happy Catnada Day by
Will in New Haven
On Jul 1, 12:36*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jun 30, 8:03*pm, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
july 1 is catnada day, when all Catnadian cats are given speshul
treets!
beauty
Happy Catnada day. Catnada iz r Uncl Bill's...
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My Fren Sunrize iz CRYING by
Will in New Haven
I fink wee haff been too meen to hur. I am gonna go cuddle hur, effen
do she eetz bugz.
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Maggy May
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Gnus ob da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
Mine first storee ob da day:
Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl
cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me,
sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And
I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...
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