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Uncl Billz Amkul by
Will in New Haven
Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to
play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk
four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill
twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein
silly an jus wakd...
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Efferyfing OK butted da Bear rund outa da frunt dour by
Will in New Haven
Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta
gnow.
da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da
hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh.
Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself.
Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...
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Uncl Bill Wunt Letted usses PLAY by
Will in New Haven
Mee an Maggy May iz BESS frendz. Wen I firs moof heeer I wuz skared ub
her and da uther kitteez and da Bear, r d*ggy. Butted neow wee gets
along gud, aldo I sumtimz wurry dat da Bear will tramplefy mee or fall
on mee by akseedent, beclaws hee iz two bigbg.
Butted da uther dai me an Maggy May wuz...
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Happy Finnish Independence Day by
Will in New Haven
On Dec 5, 10:11*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Happy Finnish Independence Day to all of mine Finnish furriends,
hoomin and feline alike!
Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9
Chief Torbie In Residence
We eko yoor sendement. Da Finlan seems to be a gudgud plas...
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Are Parruts wend four a tchekup by
Will in New Haven
Da parruts got a gud gnoo Mommy namd Holly an shee tokd dem too a
parrot-TED. We dint heer wutted da parrot-TED sed, exep dat dey is
helthy and doin well. Wee wooda wiked to see him beclaws he is
obviusly a big, wise, parrot hisownseff.
But Holly tole usses dat da minut Buddy an Eddy wuz let out...
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Little Samanfa Gotted a Harecut by
Will in New Haven
Widdl Samanfa wuz getting kina skruffy, sew she wen to getted a
harecut. da Bear wuz berry, berry wurried wen she wented out da dor
wiffout her. She was gond for OWERS an wee wunderd wen shee wud come
hom.
Den she cam bak an she wookd SEW pritty. Yoo cood see her big eyes
agan. Bear wuz furry...
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Hoomin Sillinuss Agin by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill has orderd hisownseff a gnu winner cote. Wy don' he just
GROW wun?
Da Bear, hoo go Ouside, is growin a outSTANDin cote diss yeer an he
wood be glad to giv his Uncl Bill sum helpful tips. Effen littl
Samanfa is produsing some pritty furs. But Uncl Bill don' WISSEN to
nobudy. Hee just...
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Sheba, Queen OB. A fren by
Will in New Haven
Diss webby paij belongs to r fren Sheba.
http://dahoudek.com/shebaqueenof/
Her mommy Deb don' typebite in Meowspeech butted we wanned to show
herseff to yoons.
--
WooToo an Missy
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A Purliminary Report on Bittees by
Will in New Haven
Frum da Sekreterry ub Bittees
Der iz lotsa bittees and gudgud homs need two be foun four all ub
dem.
In da meenwile:
Da mommy cats ar doin wunnerful fings to tak kar ob der bittees an
shud be prazed and hepd weneffur possible. Da fyew mommy cats hoo don'
gnow HOW shud get hep an instrukshun. Doz...
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Diss IZ RONG by
Will in New Haven
da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four hiz wak lass nite. Wee wated by da door
four wen dey comed in beclaws it wuz makin loud boomerz, sew wee wuz
wurreed for demselvs.
An dey comed in an da Bear SHOOK hisself and drownded all ub us wiff
kold waddur.
Hee has don dis befour. Mak him STOP.
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Memember by
Will in New Haven
To ERRR iz hoomin,
Too forgiff divine
NEETHER iz da policee ub da kittycat.
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Missy, hisser at hoomins
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Hiss at Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.
I will gno sleigh...
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Happy St Catrick's Day by
Will in New Haven
On Mar 17, 5:58*pm, wrote:
On Mar 17, 6:48*pm, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
On 17 Mar 2009 22:02:08 GMT, Samuel Redcat wrote:
Happy St Catrick's Day!
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I kleered mine window seet by
Will in New Haven
Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine...
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In da Gnooz by
Will in New Haven
Der wuz a crokagator walkin roun up in Winzur, Catneticut. It iz
muchmuch two kold for reptyles ub dat kine heer an sum gnice peepl
took him indoors sew dat hee wunt freez or eet nobudy.
--
Maggy May
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I kleered mine window seet by
Will in New Haven
On Mar 25, 2:25*pm, meOwy wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:56 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Why doant u make itself a teamz effortz? *Dat way you kan add all the silly
stuff dat hooman duz and git it ofver all at onze. *Him seemz ta be nize
enuf as hoomanz goez...
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Yay Huksees by
Will in New Haven
Doz widdle girls on da Telebishun played gudgud an Uncl Bill is
realreal happy.
WooToo
I _wuv_ widdle Renay Muntgumery, she is kyute wike a bitty.
--
Maggy May
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Wee Hearded a WEEERD Noyz by
Will in New Haven
Me an Missy Missy bows wuz lazin aroun mine rume, laffing at dogs an
hoomins an telling storees. Den we heerd a weerd noyz. Making shor der
wuz gno hoomins aroun, beclaws dey wood be shokd, we wevitated to da
winner an wookd ouSIDE.
An wut did wee see. Missy cuts in smooooothly
WASCAL wuz...
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