On or abowt Joon 5, I, Sundance, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah an Deputy Chief Inspektor, will be 18 yeerz old. I duznt need a big partee, but I will be havvin a opin howse awl week. Yoo iz awl welkum to stop by ennee time. I will purrvide sum apurrtizerz. I will also hab a opin bar, which will inklood myown...

-TV anna HRH Cleopatra -Tiger anna Mme. A. -Chester anna Lucy. Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi

da nerf of hersef, her taked owrz chair apart, you know da one dat wuz juzt rite fur skratchin, anna hersef iz puttinit inna trash!!!! Stormmee disgruntled!!!!

Pleez purr fur mine brofur Fred. He finallee let ar meowma kno dat he was sik ana cudnt uze da liddur bokz effun dough he tryed ana tryed. He wuz sew sik he didnt effun objekt tu hur puttin him inna da jailbox. He iz haffin tu steigh atta TED inna citee. Todeigh dey did a proseedure tu make him...

wat is your bestest fudz? i wants all kitties to jump on the kounter and read the labilz of fudz. go into friggidrayters too. tell me what your fudz is. i yam sekretary of fudz and maybe there is a fudz i neffur eated! the list ov all the fudz will be eddukayshoinal. beauty

Another Princess video. Click on the "Fly away" link on the Princess home page: http://members.dodo.com.au/~tara_k/index.html I've had to further compress the original "Strange Currencies" video to make room for this one, it's now 4.02mb, so if you're on low bandwidth and you haven't been able to...

Sometimes hoomins can be SO trying! I iz a fierce tough grrrlkitty, and I'z proud of dat. When mine hoomin comes down to feed me breakfast and dinner, him allez says "Francy kitty, I have Francy Feast for you!". Francy! Dat's not mine name, it's FRANCESCA! So how can I get mine hoomins to call...

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Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...

Last Furriday, wun uv owr fosterkittiez wentid tu da Bridj. Her naym waz Lady Grey, an she wuz a lufflee Rushin Bloo kitty. Mietze, purrleez add hur tu da list. Itz gonna be a furry sad tyme fur us at da Ball dis yeer. :-( Fangu Mietze DaRennieKidz

Hewwo frends! Gess wat! Anti Gwen cayme wif hur free cats! Dey ar all ofur duh plase. Anti Gwen reskyood twoo uv dem dem frum uh shelter, too uv dem wur only days away frum being sentid tu duh Bridj. Dey ar nize gurlkitties, but dey eet mye fud, investigayte effuryfing, yoose mye litterbox...

This is a little on long side but want to give a little background. There is a neighbor that has several cats that roam the neighborhood of which one of them is (He says) about 11 years old and this is the one I am asking about. Earlier this summer they started hanging around because I was...

This is going to be a busy month! The Jellicle Ball is coming up on the 17th. I believe the WFCC is planning to have a party sometime this month (before the Ball?), Mme. Anais' Acquisition Day and Louise's Purrday are all this month. In addition I'm thinking that we might want to schedule my...

Well, thith thucks! Mineown hoomin has to go look for a new toona place again. De company he was doing contract work for just tole him dat dey duzn't need him no more. I fink he's gonna call some of the hugemetalmonster driving places he talked to last year an see if dey still has a job for him. Se...

Hihi kitties, Just a cuple uv daze ago I shed a huge clump uv matted fur that I & Fred have been werlking on fur munfs wif da brush doin a liddle and my toungue doin a lot. So instead uv a big mat uv fur on my back I'ze got a thin spot that'll hafta gro bak inn. Fred is thinkin...

There we wuz mindin owr own buzinez, We wuz findin plazez ta hide kuz der wuz bigbig watermonsterz threatin ta kome outta da sky anna der wuz huge giant thundermonsterz anna mean jageddi litin monzterz efurywher... Den da hoomanz pulled up inna drifeway, dey stayed inna kar anna wuz talkin when...

Ai, Mosey, Vice Grand Poo Bah, (GNOT UH KLUB) have rememburd a few uf owr Catmoonity Klubz, but ai kan't rekal dem awl. Pi2nya, owr Grand Pooh Bah ,{hu iz on vakashun fur u cuppul uf weekz,} iz en charg uf da Osifurz, en hur Qwartly Repurt..yeUP. Sew, dat duzn't kount. Ai NOE der MOAR Klubz ...

Pendink: Chappy mite be reddy suun OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Ayprul, 2011 *** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Grand Pooh-Bah ... "Lovable Louise" Bak on leef furr retreet 2 lurn how 2 influenz kitties Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Pi2nya, Aktink Grand Pooh-Bah ...

Wun uf Pawpa'z bestist frendz jist e-mayled hizownself tu tell Pawpa dat da frend'z father died yesfurday. Pleez purr fur da fambly. Fangu, Onyx

Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties! Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties a fabor. Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself! Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat? Cybèle: I dunno....