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"Chat" means "cat" in French! [Jax's column] by
Carol Shubert
The pleasure of your company is requested at the
new edition of my column (a part of Carol's bimonthly
humor ezine):
http://www.rainy-day-laughter.com/jaxblog
I have archives too! Read 'em!
--
~ JAX ~ proud feline owner of Carol & Nia & 2 dogs
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Breaking news by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the
middle of the room.
Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys
grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman
TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...
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I hurt by
John[_4_]
I hurt so bad. I'm a 72 year old man, and oh how I hurt. I have never
been able to express
my feeling to anyone, especially family and friend, but I hurt so bad, I
have to tell
someone. I lost my 12 year old cat Babygirl yesterday. I took her to the
Vet yesterday
because she hadn't been eating...
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On the Beach by
MeOwy
Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.
Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech!
Ware is da mine staytruum, and ware is da ship?
Mosey! Mooosey!
Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland.
I bedder giddup an get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy-
chan's...
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Inbatayshun to a Winking by
MeOwy
You are imbited to the winking ob MeOwy and Mosey on Sunday, September
12, 2010 at noon o clok.
The ceremony will tayk playse on da uncharted Pasifik Island on wich
da couple furst met, on da south side onna blak sand beech. Da
coordinuts ar: 18 00' 29 S, 175 26'32"E
Recepshun immeedeatly...
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Sundance report by
Rebecca
Sundance went to da TED today to hav hizown teefz kleened. Da TED juss
kalled Meowmie to tell her how it goed, and she sed dey stole wun uv hizown
teefz! Den dey sewed up da hole, purrobly so Meow wudn't notiss dat da toof
wuz gone! It muss be hurtin hizownself, cuz dey iz givvin him pane...
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Mine gudness, we need a surprize party! by
Sammy da 'Venture Cat
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!
Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.
Anyhow, since Paw...
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Message from Serge's cousin about his memorial service by
Amelia T Cat
I don't know if any of your humans are anywhere near Mew Jersey, but the
humans are holding a memorial service for Uncle Serge the same day that
my humans are doing the charity walk. Below is a message from Serge's
cousin:
Hello, Let me introduce myself. I am Serge's cousin. As you may know, he...
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Urgent purr request[ by
Community Cats[_2_]
Frendz, I haz a purr request. Unka Furry is in da hospitalz anna him anna
Auntie Soft needz ur prayers an purrz. Dem is still running testz. Jus
please purr anna pray really hard fur himself.
Piglett
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Owrz Kissamouse Wishez by
KaslowKats
Deer rpcc frendz,
Weez planned tu send snayl mayl Kissamouse cards dis yeer. Unfurseen
sircumstansis dat weez dint fursee camed up, an weez knot abull tu du dat.
Weez haf mayd yu a card dat yu kin git heer:
Yur frendz, Ernie, Frass an Sammy an Anti DiAnne
A Greeting Card is waiting for you at...
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Jellicle Ball Part 2 as told by GM in 2004 by
Ray or Fran
Gretchen Marie continues.....
"Here is the story of thuh Furst Jellicle Ball as told by Bonnie, The
Black Panther. Thuh tradishuns hav chanjed a bit since then, but it was
kwite a spektakular beginning!
'Since RPC came on line, many wonderful and special kittens and cats have
passed to the other...
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Kitty S, Petunia anna Samantha... by
Stormmee
Owr hooman thinkz dat her remfurz dat alla you iz jewish kitties, cuuld you
hep hoersef out???
Her wantsa know ifin it iz a bofur fur mozt of da holida stuffz ta be not
jewish anna her wantsa know when you getz your 8 dayz of prezzies ifin dey
iz all stacked arouwn atta same time or ifin you juz...
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December 13th 05 01:02 AM
by Adam
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ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR SEKRIT SANTA!!! by
damoorekittiez
Hi Kittiez.
This is just a reminder that Sekrit Santa Sign-Up ends on November 20th.
Please be sure to sign-up and enjoy the fun!
For any new kittiez, here is how it works. If you sign up for Sekrit Santa,
you will be given the name of another kittiez household and you send them a
Kissamouse...
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ai gotteda hole meel uf fwesh chickum tunite by
Gandalf[_4_]
da fudz sityuashun haz bin pwety bad heer.
da TED sez dat ai hafta loze sum wate.
sew, ai duzent efer git enuf fuds, an ai em hungri alla da tiem
ai hafta tel mai hoomin tu giv myownself fud, anna mostli, ai havta wate
anna wate fur it tu be tiem tu git a widdle bit uf dri fuds
sumtiemz, ai...
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August 28th 11 05:35 PM
by Booker
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More hot weather... by
Gandalf[_2_]
It's been hot here, though not nearly as hot as a week ago, and not as
hot as many places in the USA.
But, I did find Lorelie laying on the cool floor of the basement,
yesterday.
Suddenly, I realized that I had not seen her for several hours, and I
couldn't find her.
She was just down in the...
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Godfrey's first sponorship by
bewtifulfreak
"Mogie" wrote in message
...
The four ads we sponsored in memory of Godfrey came out today along with
the
rest. Here is a link to check them out.
http://www.newsreview.info/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=FURRYTAIL
This...
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August 7th 03 11:11 PM
by Mogie
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Little Cody at the Bridge by
The Porter Cats
My outdoor kitty, Daisy, had kittens in my garage Monday morning, my
birthday. On Tuesday, I could hear more than one kitten but could only see
one, a white one. This morning I went to check on the kittens and to make
sure that Daisy was able to reach all of them, since she had had them in the...
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At the reception by
Harri Roadcat
Wheee!!! Fred da Eagle wanted to gif me a parachute ride as a bewinking
gift. He has offered to gif you a lift, too, if you wantz.
Harri
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October 26th 09 12:31 PM
by Granby
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Maui off to TED tuday, pleeze purrs, and iffn' ennywun gots advise, we need it. by
FurrsomeThreesome
Hellow all -
The humin is posting here for a bit, cuz you kitties are sumtimes nicer
than all the other cat groups (and I type meowchat automatically, they
getz mad).
We've had a heck of a worry lately with Maui-cat and more than a little
frustration getting to our TED, who has always been very...
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December 5th 06 03:19 AM
by Me
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