Hihi effurykitte, Duz anykitte or dere hoomanz kno 'bout Tiger an Violett's hoomanz? Dey haffent been on fur a long time an da last time we heerd fron dem prifately was weeks ago... Iz anykitte in tuch wit dem? -- Purrs,

Ourz Sekrit Santa pakij cayme diz week! An jest lyke mostuf da uffur hoominz on diz noosgroop, Meowmie sez we kant opin it until closer tu Kissamouse! An she sez she finks she noze whu owr Sekrit Santa iz, but shez not telling!!!! NO FAYRE! But fangu ennyway Sekrit Santa, an we will tell yu how...

We actually got our pakidge on Friday, but our dads been recofuring from surgery, so hes been bad about posting our thanks. He *did* open the pakidge early. He says its cause weve been such good little nursekitties, always somewhere around, keeping an eye on him. But we *love* our quilt pad, adn...

As all the kitties settle in for the night and the train sways gently, the train pauses. A momma cat, her winkwink and their kittens all climb on board. The Conductor and the Train Man are busy elsewhere and the engineer and fireman only feel a slight hesitation. THe momma kittee speaks "Merry...

We'ze gottid tu opin ower boks! Oh, fangu fangu fangu - SOOOO menny wunnerful toyz! There were like, a hunnerd toyz in da boks!!! sumpin fur EFURRY wun. Meowmie AND de guy-humin luf de books and de choklits, tu, fangu! De guy hoomin is acshewly a pretty gud amachoor photografer - we'ze fink we...

Weze wantz to wish effuryone a furry Merry Kissamouse. Punkins & Puddi Cat -- Remove "spam" from addy to reply

Meowmie let us open up youze gift today and weze absolutely love it. Weze seen our folks eat pizza but ourz furry own, not one but two pizzaz! When Meowmie opened a pizza and put it on the floor in itz box weze were pushing each other aside to get to it. Weze luv it and since weze still don't...

Dere iz so many, Meowmie iznt giving dem all to us at once, she says we hafta wait. Dat iznt fair, but so fur we dont know how to open da clozit door to git da rest. Oh, well. We also likes da pretty picher uv yoo dat Meowmie put on the frij. Oh, an Meowmie liked da tea, too. She likes tryin...

Meowmie finulee let me open my prezzie and der wer lotznlotz uf toys! Da 'nip pillo is fun anna da rattle mousie is kinda fun tu, altho da furry part kam offa it reeeel ez. Meowmie sez fangu fur da earrings anna da dice. Granmeow sed sumfing abowt not leting me play wif da dice cuz Ize too yung...

Snakes rule !!!! Cats suck !

Da sekretary bought in a big box and set it right in front of uz..said "ok kids, it's yours.....open it". WOW! We've nosed it, climbed on it, set on it (Ms. Mudge tinks it'll hatch prezzies and is in da meatloaf position on it right now) and dat Ms. Puff even tried to bite it. WAH...IT WON'T...

or they themselves are too fluffy and should deal with that first, Miss Violette, looking at soft who is less soft now Amelia T Cat wrote in message ... so you see if you do happen to just happen to be the teensiest bit over fluffy it is...

Miz Dyna cat? I tried to e-mail you wif your password on the catfolks.net system, but my message bounced back. If you would e-mail me ) with your e-mail address, I'll e-mail you back wif the password for . Sammy

Who wants to try it out? http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/08/18/cat.cafe.ap/index.html Lillycat

My Russian Blue boy Jax would like to have a "links" section of his webpage where he posts a bi-monthly column (http://www.rainy-day-laughter/jaxblog). If you know a cool cat with a webpage who would like to be one of Jax's links, please email me: Carol at rainy- day-laughter dot com....

Yall! I'm Mollie Anne. Im du smallest Kat in dis hows. I haf purty gray furs like mine brufur Sweet William, aka Wim, & Raphael. I haf discufured uh nu toy. It iz all fluffy & has uh stik. so when I attak it, it makes uh krak-y noys on thu flor. It iz liddul enuf that I kan fro it up in thu...

HOW TO TURN $6 INTO $6,000!!!!!! READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars...

PLeAse come READ my column at My HUMAN Carol's parody & humor website that she publishes every other week !! My name is JAX and I am incredibly cute and adorable and I have exciting news in my new column. pLEASe come see Why I'm SO excited. THanKS! I'm much Too excited. I must go take a nap now...

Deer Ms Violette, Wud u like 2 go 2 thu Jellicle Ball? Black Jack Purrshing & I du not haf ennee spechull ladee frens. But we no that Sailor Baylor Brown thot u wur soso prettee & nice. Wud u like 4 1 uf us or both uf us 2 skort u 2 thu ball & thu pardee? We both dans pritty well (Sailor towt...

Thank you all. We made a mistake when we were typing. They all were National Guardsmen, between the ages of 20 and 29 years. We didn't know any of them but we're praying too. Raphael