We fink da UConn Huxies Gurls Bssetball teem shud let da uther gurls play wiff da ball sum ob da tim. Dey is being MEEN to dose uther gurls. -- WooToo, Maggy May, Sunrise, * (Samantha's mark)

Hee is sittin der an yelling ROWL TIED an HOOOOOOLEEEOOO an laughin an yellin

Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous. Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it...

Uncl Bill sitted down on da steps too petted meeself. An I rund offer an sew did dat Maggy May. Well, I coont let hur tak sum ub MAI pettins, sew I beeted hur up an chast hur aweigh. I din' relly hurted hur. I wuv herself butted Uncl Bill wanned to petted MEEE. An Uncl Bill gotted up an follerd...

Der iss a bigbig pritty black an wite wonghair boykitty hangin roun ouSIDE da wast cupple uv dayss. I can seee him frum my favorit winnow ledj in da kitchum. Hee wuk UP at mee ann I fink he nose dat I in da mood fur romans. Ub course, I alredy GOT Winnie butted itt iss nice to wook at diss big...

It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud nite." da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see mine byooty. An...

Der iz a pritty burdy dat flize aroun da winnow ober r bed. I watsh itseff all da tim. Today I figurd owt how I cud catsh da burdy. I wookd at da burdy an den "beeped" at Uncl Bill. Dat iz mine command beep. It meenz "dew wut I wan. NEOW" and he duz. Butted he dint. He wookd at mee an...

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee a treet yessurday. Sew I ane...

Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk. An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I...

I don ported hom frum r adBENCHr breefly, wit meye truzty companion WooToo, to deel wiff a seryus problum. Uncl Bill has beeen notty anna possubly offended sumcats on heeer. Heee iz unnerstandubly uckset about hiz silly baseball teem. So I med him type dis. Heee wishez to pologiz to efferycat dat...

Dere is a pillo for gnappin on da floor in da dining rume. I let efferykitty and widdl Samanfa yooz it if I don' gneed it. It is furry gudgud four gnaps. Yesserdeiigh, der wuz a byootiful pule ob sunlite across da rume frum da pillo. Sew a kitty cud gnap in da sun pule or on da pillo butted cud...

Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a key two Owivias hous beclawz...

Hee wuz reedin sum ol pomes dat he wroted and he red dis wun an cride. "If you need a big kitty, he's your boy He's awfully pretty and full of joy and he does many things to make his daddy simile. If you need a great kitty, he's the one He's very funny and full of fun and he does many things to...

I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum. On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen...

Mee an Maggy May iz BESS frendz. Wen I firs moof heeer I wuz skared ub her and da uther kitteez and da Bear, r d*ggy. Butted neow wee gets along gud, aldo I sumtimz wurry dat da Bear will tramplefy mee or fall on mee by akseedent, beclaws hee iz two bigbg. Butted da uther dai me an Maggy May wuz...

Da Bear an Widdl SaMANfa tookd Uncl Bill four der beddy-tim wak an hee cam bak to r rume shaking an neerly krying. He was ANGRY but, ob KORSE, notted at myneseff or da d*ggiees. Sumwun neerly rand dem awl OVER wiff a car. I camd himseff down an cuddled him to seep. WooToo human note: We have...

Mutssh dis weekend. Hee iz waytin to weev work all shivery and fevurish an sneezy coffing. Mee an Maggy May an efferywun iz getting reddy to tak car ub himself. Chikum soop is bein made. -- WooToo

Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd...

Adam, human secretary for Purresident Louise, is in the human-TED place for a few days. He asked that someone let the Community know that Vice Grand Poobah Pi2nya is in charge until he returns to his secretarial duties for Louise. He expects to be back some time next week. So everykitty, let's...

Good Evening! I spoke to Adam tonight, and he is doing fine. After being on dialysis for two and a half years, he had a kidney transplant last week. I'm guessing he'll be in the hospital for another ten days or so, and then home to recouperate. If anyone wants to send get-well wishes, his...