Tomorrow will be my 12th annifursary with my Meowmie. She said she will buy me a big bag of treats. dancing with joy I just had my 13 purrsday too. Now I really feel old, but not frail. Rusty the no longer liddle Tiger

Itted wuz howwibl! Dey shook da haus up an down an sydewayz, an gnokked effuryting down awl offur da floor. I wuz awl by mineseff an hid in a gud pwayce. Den dey weft an it wuz kwiet butted I stayed in mine hiding pwayce efen wen da meowmie came hoam an called me an called me an gotted, wike,...

It is with the deepest regret that the house of Asher/Grass must inform you that Television Tater Tomcat passed away on April 17 2010 about 11:30 P.M. on the way to the emergency Veternarian. He was preceeded in death by his beloved wink, Cleopatra Silvercat, house of Mahoney, his mother Miss...

Dateline Catifurnia We iz havvin LOWD NOIZY THUNDERMONSTERZ! Furst it wuz juss ranin, now derz THUNDERMONSTERZ! Make dem go away! Sundance

There - we have some portable-IN shelters for those kitties who aren't comfortable in the OUT. Some of them have clear sides so the kitties can see everything around them. For the kitties who are REALLY uncomfortable with the OUT, the other shelters have opaque sides so nothing can be seen...

I iz REALLY glad dat we iz inside kitties! Da temperature lastest night got down to -5 degrees, an da windchill was down aroun -20 to -30. Dis morning when Paw getted up to take da Dogg outside, da temperature outside was still -5. I am so furry, furry glad dat we is In kitties! Ranger...

In 1998 my House lost a very dear member and, that September, my small brown tabby volunteered to perform the Calling of Names at the third Jellicle Ball. I am very proud of the fact that she fulfilled this sad duty for thirteen Balls in all. I would like to volunteer one more time. I will, of...

Frendz, I haz a purr request. Unka Furry is in da hospitalz anna him anna Auntie Soft needz ur prayers an purrz. Dem is still running testz. Jus please purr anna pray really hard fur himself. Piglett

The Jellicle Ball is still more than two months away (I believe it's October 29th this year), but I'd like to start kitties thinking about possible locations for this year's event. Where do you kitties think might be appropriate this year? Amelia T Cat

Mau again assumes the position of the Sphinx, and speaks to the gathering: "Let us pray. Bast, Mother of us all, and Mother of Lights, today we offer you our thanks for protecting us through the ages in your marvelous light. Look down on us with mercy, and feed the hungry cats, the abandoned cats,...

Der wuz a crokagator walkin roun up in Winzur, Catneticut. It iz muchmuch two kold for reptyles ub dat kine heer an sum gnice peepl took him indoors sew dat hee wunt freez or eet nobudy. -- Maggy May

Diz is jus to warnz yourownselvez dat soft and furry iz on der wayz homez. Deyz all hadz a gudgud timez dis week endz. I don unnerstandz dis but da gramby won some toonas from a machine so her iz heppi. Her sayz not a lot but more dan herselfz losted da lastZ time. Be surez an look for fudz...

duz you wantsa gota KS's parti? Chester hopeful

Piglet looks around the room, content that everyone is having such a good time. Suddenly the fur stands up on the back of herown neck. "Wascal, look, look iz dat, iz dat, yez dat iz Willow". Willow walks into the ballroom dressed from head to rear paw in leather! She had high heeled boots,...

Mosey here Meowmie iz kryng cuz she cant fix tingz dat r rong wit da wurld, an hur neez hurtt, she mizzus hur own mommy who went to RB lazt yer and she mizzuz hur mom sew mutch She iz wurried dat i dunt feel gud gnow agin. She iz wurried abut Unkle Fred n hiz kittiez Pleeze hep me make meowmie...

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined; Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz trigger, her thinked diz wuz...

TED said that he had an intestinal mass that was too big to remove. Jan

Kud yoo tell meeself wy I haff SNOW on mine furrs? I don' go to da OUT an I am too busy wookin reel gud too do any snow-kittee stuff. Sew, howcum? -- Sunrise, the PRITTY WUN, hoo iz colded an wetted hoomin note: The nearest I can figure is that she was too close to Bear after we came in from our...

I iz changink da name of diz thred kauze I duzen like to be minded dat da sekretari did a dum fing. O T grabs his insulated clothes, he gets his heated gluves, like the ones he got harri. He takes his helmet, just in case. Ok Piglet and Willow I will seez u when I seez u. He goes to the...

HiHiHi!!! On negzt Saddurday, Joon Sixt, I wyll hav reetsht da eggzitink age ov Sixteen!!!! I yam arrangink a Beach Pardy, wiff moozik, gudgud foodz, inklooding but not limited to BBQ Souvin-Ears, Mouse Kabobs, and S'mores wiff modified chocolate, safe furr kitties an goggies ...and, ovkorse,...