I wuz sittin here mindin myne own bizness wachin thu pooter wen Sam started usnin myne tayle like a toy! He evun tryied tu bite it! I snarled atted him an ranned away, butted he chased me. Thiz is notted his furst offens. He likes chasin myne tayle, wich is a furry bootiful fluffy tayle if I...

"cshenk" It just sort of ended.' Nope, it didn't just end. At least I hope not. Mosey --

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Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

now dat alla kittees iz bak inna van, ot steers with the help of mh and chester back on the road, ... efuri cat is restin furm dzese abensure inna wally... Trudi: ok ucatz iz we gonna go to da park anna eatz diz fudz or duz we needsa drif thru furzt, der iza park kloze anna few fazt fud pwazes...

http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/Bella#5369255391726698946 Does Louise have ear tufts?? It's 50-50. Sekretary

A tabby and white gurl walks to the podium and begins to speak… Myne mommy hab writed a liddle sumfing: I met Marcia in 2000 and visited her several times over the next few years. She was a neighborhood activist and well known on the Lower East Side. At first she was able to get out and go to...

I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

Merry Christmas Eve, everykitty! I'm trying to update my table of packages shipped and received. It's online at http://sekritsanta.org/shipStatus. If you see any errors in it, or if you haven't let me know about shipping or receiving a package, please let me know. Sekrit Santa Coordinator

I adopted a cat from a shelter recently and have noticed that she often makes a funny noise when she is breathing. It sounds like a creaky floorboard. I took her to a vet, and he said her chest is ok, and that maybe she has a narrow windpipe. But I still feel very concerned about it, as I have had...

On or abowt Joon 5, I, Sundance, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah an Deputy Chief Inspektor, will be 18 yeerz old. I duznt need a big partee, but I will be havvin a opin howse awl week. Yoo iz awl welkum to stop by ennee time. I will purrvide sum apurrtizerz. I will also hab a opin bar, which will inklood myown...

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

This must be the in, I likez dat itsa warm, anna I likez da fud, I waz right, part of the man hooman waz tuna kitty fud smell, I likez dat dey gived me a place fur mine litter but itz kinda wierd to go inna same plaze alla time kauz inna out we didnt do dat, butted i juz uz da cornerz anna...

So far weze haz Sundance, Booker and PookyKat sined up fur Nappin 101. Da topikz to be kofured will follow. Writin dem for Wappin 101 tuk all mine energi an I needz a nap. Chappy

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez, rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet itself? Sundance

Tiger walks up to the podium with Scooter, Maggie and Piglet... Mine dear friendz... Deze three furndz owned one of da veri hoomanz dat soft think waz wurth da air he breafed... I iz gonna du deir tribute kuz der heartz iz still hurtin badbadbad... Maggie wuz reskued furm a meanmean man by Bob's...

We haz a furri gudgud fren who had a kouzin dat had to go to da bridje kauze of da Kanzermonsters. Kud we habb some purrs and prayers for da hoomanz left behind. Piglett in a purr circle with O T and Willow.

mine mofur in paw julie porter annownced on anofur grup dat mine sisfur in paw wented to da brige today... I iz nowncin it beclawz i know dat mine mofur in paw iz sad anna hazint been feelin da bezt so i thinked i wuld do it here in rpcc ta safe her da stwess, gudbye mine dear sifur in...

Oh my gudness...I yam gettin tyred, an we habint greeted awlla ower geztz, urr had dinner, mutsh lezz had da Wedwink Danze yet... I juzt mite rezt furra wile, Sunnydance, lub, den kum deown furr dinner an danzink, tho the uther kitteez mite want tu begin. Sunnydanze, kud yu fyll in furr uz furr...

Mineown hoomins have played a trick on me! Me and my sisfur Fluffybutt like to cometimes climb the fence to get out of de backyard and go exploring. We'z never go far, cus there are metalmonsters and nastymeanbarkydogs and other scary stuff. But it is fun to go egsploring. Yesterday my hoomin put...