kwesjinks Wegardink mine noolee akwired frenz, so i gno dem bedder.. numbr 1. iss Bob Qatz in twubble orr out? numbr 2. iss Mme. Anais as gwayshus as she is wuvwee? duz she hisses at noo kitteez wike me? numbr 3. iss Tigerr feewoshus? numbr 4. wuz Tabitha found? numbr 5. arr der wOTz of kitteez...

so da soft wuz wurkin onna pooter anna feelin sorri fur hersef beclawz offa wate she gained, when her heard sum noizes dat uzuzli meanz dat one of uses haz useda litter box... butted da noize wuz inna kitchen... so her kamed in der anna seed me anna tiger opinda pakage of treetz dat kamed inna...

Hi there everyone, waving a paw, I'm Tabby Mathew and I wormed my way into Meowmies and Dad's hearts and home. My official aquisition date is August 1st and for simplicity sake, I'm going to say I was 2 years old then ... though who knows. Here's Meowmie to tell the tale. Tabby

This is The Bobcat: Any cat know when and where the Jellicle Ball will be held this year?? Misty (or me) will have to put in a Tribute for "Phantom" how died back in Feb from FIP. Misty so far shows no signs of FIP. I suspect Misty will attend the Jellicle Ball but rught now is playing Ms Social...

Hihi diz iz Sassy and I wanna innerduce u to a new kitty. Diz will be an in cat onlee. Her name iz Cleo in honor of our fren dat went to da bridje. Herself iz onlee 4 weekz old anna a koyote killed herown momcat. Da grambys son tooked her into der houze and said her hadz ta be an in kitty...

she wanted to go home today but the doctor says at least one more day to get her all fixed up with medicines and hardwear so earliestt release is tomorrow morning, soft -- Have a great day

We down't no if yewall rememfurs enny uv usses. Dis is PacoBell anna Charlie anna Orangie, wif Midnite (da Pest) anna Miz Kali Ko Kitty. Her useta live inna da OWT, but she livez inna da IN wif usses now. We iz furry eggzited cuz Meowmie, whew duzn't haf much tyme fur postin' deez days, sed we cud...

Over the summer I have been socializing a stray so I can find a home for him. At first I could do nothing but feed it but as time went along he became freindlier. Towards end I could pick him up and pet him with no trouble. Occassionally he would look at me and hiss like he was reminding me he...

Hi Everyone I can't post in CatSpeak right now. My DH posted an update on me to the Pink Floyd NG and certain people are wondering if I've been "commited" LOL..idiots. I recently had 3-5 seizures. VERY scary... I actually passed out with one of them and hit my head on my nightstand and got...

Ok, which one of you wiseacre kittens told one of these three to pee in my suitcase. All three are locked up for the night in the laundry room. Am going with Lee and her DH for the week end to the casino and to see George Jones. So, I put my suitcase on the bed and put in clothes, which I had...

Adam, human secretary for Purresident Louise, is in the human-TED place for a few days. He asked that someone let the Community know that Vice Grand Poobah Pi2nya is in charge until he returns to his secretarial duties for Louise. He expects to be back some time next week. So everykitty, let's...

Meow kitties, Fur alle der Yidisshe katzen oyfen RPCC: a zeisen Pesach! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"

Hihi diz iz O T anna I heard da gramby talkink to a fren. Her said her granny alwayz said dat dere wud be an African Amerikan in da whitz houze when pigs fly. On da 100 dayz of da Prezident da headlinez waz "Swine Flu." Ok, her iz warped but we luffz her anyway.

Hihi Sundance Mosey heer. Pitô.ônya sayed I cud ask yoo fur opinion iffen I need it. I need it. I fink I gotted efferkitty alfebetted but I gnow awl da titles rnt dere, but I wanted yer opinion haow I hab et sew far. I twied tew do et wike Pitô.ônya asked n I hoap I did et rite. Heerz wat I...

Hi everyone, Shahna Princess/The Brat Scott, 'wink-wink' to Onyx, passed away quietly this morning, June 26, 2009, at the age of 16. She was born in June, but not knowing which exact date, we chose to celebrate her purrday on the 30th, now we will be celebrating her life. As you know, I haven't...

"Some day he'll come along, The cat I love And he'll be big and strong, The cat I love And when he comes my way I'll do my best to make him stay. He'll look at me and smile I'll understand ;

Efferywun hoo wuz neer da end ub da Brij diss mornin saw diss serremoney. All ub da servus doggies hoo r heer waitin for der frenz wuz lined up in formashun, werrin der harnesses an stannin strate an tall. Dey wuz lookin at da cloud-door wher sum ub usses arrived wen wee gotted heer. Menny kittees...

I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I wunned awff furry fast. Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez "is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps...

didja seen mine pozt? iz you gonnal low minesef ta skort yoursef to da moon? MH

Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there...