Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or shoutin PEENUT. -- Will in New Haven

****************Offishulz Uff Catmerica **************** Anaïs Diplocat to Egypt, including the Temple of Bast Beauty Sec'y of Fudz Booker Diplocat 2 Moon

Iz da kruize ofver? Shud we pak ta go bak homez? Piglet wondering why no one is sitting on the deck in the warm sun.

Sadie-d*ggy, whooos wunnerful deeed is deeskribed in a poss by da Granby, haz been nominalated four da "Brafe Gud D*ggy" medal by diss repourter. Ub corse dat gotta be aprooved by r Presidunt. In uther gnus, I mad Uncl Bill go down an up da stares to da basmunt beclaws he gneeds da eksursize. Der...

I duznt know wether to be flatterd or insultid. Take a luk an see whut yoo fingkz. http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-auntof6/TemplateView.aspx?tiid=1287855 Sundance

Mine Meowmie Kyla sended yoo a emayle on hur Outlook, did yoo git et? Hur hadda pur a on the Subject to mayke it wurk. Dum pooter. Fangu Mosey

Bye 2 sents this time sew poastage in thuh Ew Ess uff Aye iz gnow 44 cents tew sent a ledder or uh card. PFFFFT!! Bedder aks yer hoomins iffen they noo ubaowt dat...mine meowmie dint. Hur mayled 2 kards off n Pa telled hurself. Haow come dey dont hab stampz wif kitties on dem? Dey...

Heer in the Ewe Ess Aye n uther pwases , we slebrate a day wen we honor owr Meowmies. Hoomin Meowmies, Catmoms, D*gmoms, iffen yoo have a furkid, but no barekid, yer still a meowmie. Yuss yoo r. Hoomin Moms yewzhaly get taked owt tew eet , flourz, choklits, joolry, n cardz, or a fonrcawl...

I found this on the internet, http://amolife.com/image/animals/cute-cats.html -- Peace, Fred (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).

I guezz i made rosco mad wif mineownsef by wantinta takez mine timez ta make sure i mada rite dezin, himz haz notted meowed to minesef sinze anna didunt say himz wanted ta go to da cerimoni wif mineownsef, I iz veri sadsad now, Stormmee... curling up on her bed on the yatch to sleep

O T sits quietly beside Harri watching the proceedings. In his pocket is the box with her winking collar. He wants to det itself blezzed but duzen quite know to do diz wifout her seeing itselfz.

It's almost midnight and Anaïs and Tiger's 'porter twinkles in the courtyard of the Temple; they walk in through the tall brass doors. The Temple is cavernous, with high ceilings, but well lit by many tall, narrow windows which let in the soft, silvery moonlight. Along the sides are many statues of...

The High Priestess now reaches high into the air. "In the name of Bast Herself and all Catdom, I now offer the Sacred Mousie. We honor the Spirit of the Mouse, with whom we have lived through the millennia, who has provided us with food, livelihood and helped to ensure our place in...

Mee an Maggy May iz BESS frendz. Wen I firs moof heeer I wuz skared ub her and da uther kitteez and da Bear, r d*ggy. Butted neow wee gets along gud, aldo I sumtimz wurry dat da Bear will tramplefy mee or fall on mee by akseedent, beclaws hee iz two bigbg. Butted da uther dai me an Maggy May wuz...

Hihi Sundance Mosey heer. Pitô.ônya sayed I cud ask yoo fur opinion iffen I need it. I need it. I fink I gotted efferkitty alfebetted but I gnow awl da titles rnt dere, but I wanted yer opinion haow I hab et sew far. I twied tew do et wike Pitô.ônya asked n I hoap I did et rite. Heerz wat I...

My catputer is messin up. Problems: Shuts off by itself fur some reason Crashes wif a blue screen durin comon tasks (blue sreen says somfin about fault in a nonpaged area) Firefox crashes when I get oonline. (Note: Im usin my ofur catputer to post dis.) _____ Info on Catputer: Runs WinXP Home SP2

I was born in Cornwash Georgia in 1925. My father was a bar back who cleaned the spittoons and toilets at Willies bar. He had trouble getting decentv work because he had this habit of flashing people on Saturday night. Everytime he got liquored up we would get a call from the police saying they...

HiHi Ugin I got tew finking, iz LL gonna be mad cuz hur izznt up at thuh top cuz her is thuh Prez? If we do alfabet, then hur izznt at thuh top. Tawk et offer n I kan mayke a change reel quick. Her hazn't komplained bowt innyfing yet, sew et will be umkay. Umkay? I jest writed diz up tew see...

Our aunt and uncle haf moved back from New Jersey! Dey just couldn't STAND how cold it was up there. I don't get to go wif the hoomins, but I like to call dem and talk to deyr cat Sassy. She looks just like me, but with a mackerel-tabby and white pattern and a redder nose. She just got declawed...

O T goes and sits by the rail watching the water. I mizzez Harri. Diz eatink and drinkink iz fine but you kan onlee do so muchez of dat.