Hoomin note: I'm sorry this is so late, this is the first chance I've had to post in a while (my husband has been in and out of the TED's (human version) office for a month. I had planned on getting this posted early to make up for last month! Oh, well. I will try to get August's purrday notice...

Ummm, bootiful OEJ, I'z have reserved a table close to da bride and groom's table. Would you'z care to join me? STTom

Laura, Laura, it's me. Monique! I kno yew don't want tu leaf mewma becaws it will brake hur hart ana tare hur sole inna two, but I fink yew kno itz time. Monique? Ize sew tired. I don't kno. . . Monique! Mine leg is coming bak! I, I feel gud agin.

Hi, HI, HIHIHI! Itz me, da GrowlTiger, alzo knowd as da GT or da Depradatator! Ize got um puzzlement wat iz haffing me finking tu much a bitz. Mebbe sum kat kan help me fink bout it? In bout fowr munths, sumtimez juzt befowr Turkley Day, Ize gonna be TEN YEERZ OLD! Dat meenz Ize gonna be a...

I would like to take a moment out of our reception party to announce that this is the first anniversary of mine coming-home day! Last year in late June I was taked away from mine mamacat by some mean hoomins and dumped in da street. I don't remember a lot about it, since I was so little. What I do...

I hope I never find the *sshole who dumped this kitten... -- Boaters find kitten swimming 3 miles offshore in Gulf of Mexico ST. PETERSBURG -- When Maggie Rogers spotted something bobbing in the water three miles into the Gulf of Mexico while on a

Amelia and Rebecca and I have really outdone ourselves - there are lots and lots of yummy snacks in da dining room. Including roasted, barbecued, deep fried, and candied ear of sooven, and nip cakes, and sammon cakes and sammon steaks, and toona snacks, and toona sushi, and lots of flavors of Fancy...

The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the area with Her special...

Fur all da kitties in da US, Happy Independence Day! And fur all da kitties everywhere, I guess - since we are all independant, since we are kitties! Me and mine sisfurs and brofur get to party all day today - Meowmie and Paw are shooting a big fireworks show today. Tabitha

Java heer... I don't wanna depress enny kitty, but I thawt yu mite wanna no... Mine daddy; brudder tu yur Unca Cory, died lastist week. Hiz body wuz fownd by hiz landlord on Sunday last week. It lookz like it wuz nachural cawzez, buttid we won't know whut happened fur a wyul until sum test rezults...

It sure has been quiet around here for da last couple of days! I hope efurrybody is ok. Tabitha Kitten

Attention efurry kitty: Sammy and I have decided to get winkwinked this week. Put on your best furs and teleport over to Miranda Banda's Shaman Temple Of The Godess Bast for the ceremony Lilith Kitten Age 3 Nervous Bride To Be --

Oh meow goodnesses! I'm supposed to be getting winkwinked, but I don't know what to do or how to get ready! Miss Hobbes, won't you please help me? Lilith Kitten Age 3 Nervous Bride To Be -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

OH MEOW GOODNESSES! HOW COULD I FORGET? Tomorrow is June 1, the day I'ze supposed to get winkwinked to Sammy the 'Venture Kitty and I was so busy getting a kitty massage and paw-i-cure that I forgotted! I haven't even picked out a gown and veil yet, notified the preacher (Miranda-Banda of the...

In the Spring, my cat would catch a couple of mice a day, eat the heads, and leave the rest on my porch. Hey, I understand the need for food and the desire to "eat out" on occasion, despite me feeding her well. Now, however, she's turned into a sport hunter. She's catching four to six a day and...

der I was mindin myown business, when I hurked up and cried a little anna furry soft and dat visitin kitten snached mysef anna taked me to da merginci ted!!! Her did rude stuffz to me anna gived me fluid anna decided I was jus hafin a upsetted tummy, I am gonna really hurke today when dey isa...

I'z haven't heard anyfing from you fur a while. Iz you doing ok? Sammy Kitten catcerned

Does anyone know what happened to Anti Kami? I "lurk" on and off and haven't seen a post for a while, and was kind of curious. Carol meowmie to: TopHat,Lilly,Snickers,Shaina,Autumn,Frances, and Frankie and RB cats: Stripes,Sunset, and Spock

I'd hoped that hiding that stupid tape thing Mom's using on boxes would have stopped this moving garbage, but it didn't. She just went and got another one, along with MORE boxes! So what do I try next? Felix, scheming -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

edward ohare wrote: Just wondering if my three cats possibly have an arrangement for sharing duties. Seems strange to me, as self centered as cats are, but its almost inevitable that when one wants to come in from the porch, another is waiting to go out on "guard duty". It just...