I have just taken a stroll down the walk of rememberance and I would liketo thank Kitty Schottland - Listkeeper Gretchen Marie - Assistant for maintaining this beautiful memorial. My predecessor, Patches, has a brick there with too many other wonderful cats, but this is a wonderful memorial. It...

Frenz, for da past sefurral yeerz, mine sisfur Laura honored us, ana alla doze atta Rainbow Bridj, by performing "Cat Anjil" in hur sweet, cleer soprano, playin da refrane on hur flute. Diz yeer hur flute lyes silint ana Laura iz singing wif ar frenz ana famlee at da Bridj. To honor hur, ana alla...

Now, for the furst tyme, we are giving an award for eggselenz. This past year, Cleopatra purfekted a Time Shifting Teleporter which allowz cats not only to teleport from place to place, but from one time to another--present, future or past. In other werdz, Dyna iz not reely gonna miss thuh...

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 55 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the eighth annual Sekrit Santa. For all the new kittiez on the rpcc mail list, if you...

Bewildered black n white tuxie kitty wanders around da flower shop, overwhelmed wif choyces anna wonderin what tastes da best. Finding a potted fresh nip plant, he takes a bite, takes a lie-down, anna hopes some of da ofur guys who is takin ladycats to da Jellicle show up soon anna help him find...

Hi, Thiz iz Mollie Anne. So menee uf thu kittees r talkin' 'bowt thayr clubs that Raphael 'memfurs the Gray Cat Club & he tolled mom he thinx it shud start agin. Me & Sweet Wm agreed but we rn't shur bowt hafin uh club wit' onlee three memfurs. So, iffen u r gray, part gray, like gray, or like...

I know dis is short notice, butted I just founded out about it mineownself. Mine Meowmie has an interview wif the big boss at her toona place (somebody called "da publisher"). If it goes well she might become da editor at the noospaper she works for. Her innerview is in just a couple of hours (4...

HIHIHI EFFURRYBODY! hope we're not tuu layte! A quartet of gurl kitteez step out of daintly out of Unca Siggy's old Dusk Pearl an India Ivory '57 chevy wiff duh flyn attachmen lyke dat James Bond fella has. Samantha, dressed in blak an white, introdooses hur cuzzins: Finney, duh bloo-eyed...

Owr Meowmie saw sumfing furry sad on hur way home frum her toona pwace yesfurday. Dere wuz a ded kittee in da middul ub da rode -- it purrobly got hitted by a metalmonster. Sundance an me iz purrin fur dat kittee so dat it haz a gud jurnee to da brij, and so dat itz hoomins, if it had ennee,...

Is it too late to add someone to the Calling of Names? If there's still time, please add Rocky, House of Touchstone. They're not sure why, but he went to the Bridge this morning. Felix, wishing the list would quit growing -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Well, in the past year there were kwite a few activiteez going on. Ize sorry I wazn't hre fur lotsa them, but looking bak, it seems like rpcc wuz pritty bizzy. Sammy and lillith got wedwinked at Cleopatra's Fluffykitz Catering opinned fur bizness. and how about thuh grate food they purrovided...

My gudness, Harri, I iz glad yoo iz alrite. Iz yoo gunna keep yur same name, seein as how yoo iz a girl kittee? My meowmie fingks Harri is reely a boy name, but whut duz hoomins know? I fingk Harri iz a furry fine name fur a girlkittee. -- Rebecca "Miss Violette" wrote...

If any kitty kin arrive a liddle erly, we kin hang thuh liddl mirrorz and icicles around thuh sidez of thuh danz floor. We need to chek to make shoor that thuh bloo and silver velvet chushuns are reddy to be put out fur thuh ceremonee. And check and sample thuh food. Ajenda Arrivals Signing of...

Rainy Day Laughter ezine (Old lady's Weepsite) From: "Mos" Not@YOurHouse Hi there, Red Dog : wrote: "Carol Shubert" wrote in message ...

I think thuh kitteez at thuh Bridj might like it if us still on erth cud take comfert wif this pome. Respectfully submitted by Gretchen Marie TO THOSE I LOVE AND THOSE WHO LOVE ME author unknown When I'm gone, release me, let me go; I have so many things to see and do. Don't tie yourself to me...

Fangu to all the kittiez who gave my meowmie toona purrs. She'd been out of work for a while and went to interview after interview, but no one seemed to want her. Until yesfurday. She went into talk to the hoomins at a community center in the next county south from where we live, and today they...

Lake Louise: 1 1 1 1 1 1 Coloseeum: 1 1 Coloseeum, den a aftur partee at Lake Louise: 1 1 1 1 Wun "no vote" An mine clowdur abstayns.

As the lights are dimmed completely, the kitties instantly adjust to the dark and look up to see the full Jellicle Moon. They blink, then blink again. Is that.......? Yes it is........ A faint rainbow stretches from the moon into the distant heavens where not only the stars, but thousands of...

As the orkestra quietly plays Memories from the musical Cats, the kitties clear the dance floor and help place blue and silver velvet cushions on the floor. They relax on them in expectation as the lights dim. Outside the windows, they see a sky bright with stars and the majestic mountains...

whut a day! Furst, de humins invited oh, twenny, firty, I dunnow how many offur humins offer fur brunch. Sum were kittin humins. Effurywun wuz nize, but Blue freeked and went hidey, and Sprout an' me stayed owt uf de way. Den wen dey were cleenin up after all the humins don't lif heer...