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wedwink planz by
Gramby
Willow sits down with Sukie. LetZ go ofver deze planz.
Trudi haz her drezz, shaw and da wedwink skarf for da ceremonie
I haz mine drez dat matches herz, Sukie anna Babycat haz da same drezzez.
Babyct haz her baskit for heather ta skatter afore da bide anna gum.
Jack has hiz drezz kilt and all dat...
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Scarey windmonsturs! by
rafflescat[_2_]
De wind is bwoeing inna norf of Scatland at 165 miles an hour! Not so
bad heer, 80 miles an hour. Thu dustybins ar fwying all offur de
place. An sum alarm is winging n winging n yu kin heer it effurywhere.
Awl da bwidges wus cwosed tu twaffic n effurywun wus told tu leef wurk
n go home inna...
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Da wedwink Planz by
Gramby
Willow reads this and tells OEJ, I red dat it kn b a scottish fing and da
groomsman breakz da oatkake ofver da bridez head. We we\ill see what da
skottishez famiblee sayz. Mostly I red it was more Irish. Guezz dem two
coontries haza lotz inkommon
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Gagement party by
Cheryl[_5_]
Best wishes concatyoulayshuns. We haz sumfing we hopes yu will find
helpful if yur hoomins are as slow inna brane az ours. We gotten thu
inspurrayshun frum thu tyme Meomie wached a green lite moving along in
midayre fur kwite a wile befur she realized it wuz attached tu a blak
d*g, wat in turn...
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Hi ho effurybuddy! by
rafflescat[_2_]
Hewwo.
Dis is me....de babycat.
Meomie fott me wus fore munfs owld. TED didnut agwee. He ses mees
neerer free. N mees a ladycat. He ses Ise tu get sumfin called
shotz...me wike purresents...mees tu go negst week for dat purresent.
Den in twee or fore munfs mees tu get a spade...or sumfin wike...
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dear jack abowt da winkin by
Storrmmee
i wuz thinkin efin do we wanted a small ceremonee, sinze ursef haza new
babycat mayhapz she mite liksa be da flower kittee so she can feel purt offa
ceremonee? Trudi
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The Thanksgiving and engagement party begins! by
The Two Sisters
Oriane: Oooh! I lubs da smell ob a noo car!
Celèste: So do I. Dis iz such a bery kute car. It's just owr size!
Oriane: And Purrsonality!
Maitre'D: Meow and welcome to Babbo! Chef Caatalli is just putting the final
touches on your private party!
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Frum Pipps Hey Ranger by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
O hai Ranger MacDude
Hao r yu doing en diz kold wethur? r yu keaping warm?
Pipps--catsurned ubaowt yer howsehold.
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PingPing BOOKER by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
Um, Booker, it haz tu sai
www.rpcc.clowder.org
fur et tu wurk.
ai nab neber bin der maiself.
Yu kan put our webbysite in der 'iffen' yu wunt tu
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da pooter iz sik by
Gandalf
frydae gnite, mai hoomin waz usin da pooterm win it waz attaked by da
vyrusus. lotz uf dems,
dey infektud da pooter, anna nao it iz beri beri sik
sew mai hoomin haz bin gittin sum kind uf medesin tu kill da vyruses.
but da medesin iz beri beri hard tu uze, sew he has ben lernnin tu uze
da...
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Ping Trudi by
Gramby
http://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/ladies-kilts/wedding-kilt/?source=adwords&gclid=COXzv9Dj66wCFc7AKgodCCI7JA
De abof webbiesite iz 4 ur wedwink dreez. It iz mad in Skotland, I cheked
da "Gordon ancient Dress" pattern ta b uzed. I haff grambys kredit kard
annd u may haff tu sen Furry's 2. Da...
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Windmonsterz by
Booker
Weze had lotz of windmonsterz. Two big big branchez are down an loud
machinez haf been runnin all day. But last nite waz awful. Da house waz
shakin an it waznt no earfqwake. Da winnowz were openin on der own. Sum
kitttiez kant git a gud nitez sleep. Pit2nya, are yu OK?
Booker
We had a...
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash! by
cshenk
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie!
Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark
meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to
make due wif the...
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HRMPH!!! by
Storrmmee
it has been a bit umplezint her today... da furree haz hizown bak not pwain
rite so da soft sayed she klip owrz klawz, now we all snikered beclawz
hersef rarely duz diz... butted da furee held us when we needed itsef, anna
himz watched da sof dowit, so fur, minesef, trudi anna chester haz beened...
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Et Is Jest KOLD HEER by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
Oh hai mai gud furendz
Et iz just tu dam kiol heer in Warshingtuna, et gits daown entu da 20F at
nite, n Mom n Paw keep da heet up so weh dunt freez.
Oh BOSH, as dey sai en Scotland on dis dum kold n weh feal vury sawry fur da
homeless kittys n d*gz,
hoo r en da owt n hab noe one tu feed dem,...
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Memfur thu cold/flu post???? by
Cheryl[_5_]
Ower frens frum Scatland warned usses bout catchin thu hoomins colds.
Well, now we duznt no wat tu du cuz owers gotten wun. Shez bin moanin
bout hedake an makin alla those stranj snifflin an sneezin an snortin
noises sinz yesturday. She wuz gonna stay home wif us enyway tuday ifn
she dint feel...
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Hey MeOwy by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
oh hai mai bootiful wink,
R yu umaky wif doz awful windz en Catilfurnya?
Ai gotz owr bitties Tygur n Mayzy heer wif meh , n yu kan port ovur heer n
stai wif usses, ifen yu wanna.
ai wyl tiss dem fur yu.
ai am catsurned ubaowt yu, mai bootiiful luff
ai luffz yu sew mutch.
*Nosepoink*
Mosey
PS,...
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we wuz invaded bai waddur monsturs! by
Gandalf[_4_]
sew tudai ai wented tu da basemint tu use mai lidder bocks, anna da
flore waz cubbered inna waddur monsturs!
dey waz ebberiwarez!
der waz a deep, deep pool ub waddur monsturs rite ware mai lidder bocks
iz.
ai dozint noe how tu swimz!
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A Babycat! by
rafflescat[_2_]
Tunite Meomie came home as yewsual. Den Paw awwived. Dey fed us n fed
demselfz.
A stwange man awwived n he had a zippy up jacket n owt de jacket wus a
wittle hed pokin owt....a babycat hed! Is a babycat aged 4 munfs! Hes
soso cute. He is a rescue kitty n Meomie sed she wood haff dis baby
til...
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Hey Booker by
Gramby
DiZ is Lizzy duz u wanna kum ofver here anna play pfax jammerz. It iz
funfun.
Human note. today was sending in a chip order by fax. the machine beeped
and told me it had a paper Jam. Well I went flying in there and Lizzy was
sitting on it watching the paper try and go out from under her. ...
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