After visiting about 10 different Vet Offices, I know ONE reason (other than their greed) why their fees are so high and they are so hard up for money. Out of the 10 Offices I walked into, 9 had 3 women sitting on their fat asses doing NOTHING. Instead of running an efficient lean practice these...

Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee. I don't WIKE dat. Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da fing? --

DIZ iz Piglet anna I am askink for all of da kommunity to helpz uzens. Diz day, effen dou it was sposed to get here three dayz or so ago, da gramby gotted diz message for myownself from Trudi and company. "Help Help we iz loked in da kitty jailz. Piglet, help uzenz. " Upon vestigatink, I...

Mine Meowmie getted home late tonight cuz her had to drif through furry, furry heavy rain. Her said her couldn't hardly see out da window of da metalmonster. Now da storm is getting to ourown howse. Da sky is all dark and scary, an dere's lightning flashing and funderboomers are growling an...

Sorry for interrupting the road trip, but I promise to be brief. Some kitties are upset that Lovable Louise has declared herself Grand Poo-Bah of Catmerica. I would suggest that there's no need for panic or unrest. We are, after all, cats! We don't have to do anything we're told, by hoomins or by...

Some time ago there was a thread on cats and how their selfish owners refused to stop them ****ting in others gardens. It was said that leaving anti-freeze out would see this vermin off. It seems that someone has been testing this theory out and indeed 16 of these horrible ****ing things have...

Dis time we'z hopin him won' tbe in dere fur too long. Hims blood sugar was all wrong, so dey taked him back. Him was only at home fur a week! So pleeze hep me purr dat him gets hims blood sugar under control and gets to go home again realreal soon. Sammy da worry cat

Let's see: I've practiced my vanishing spells, I've practiced my Cheshire Cat vanishing spell, my Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't look, my teleportation appearance. My stalk. I've sharpened my claws just in case some dimwit tom tries to take advantage of me, I've pounded on the speed bag -- lighting...

Mine kitten, Clyde Albert Gump, hadda badbad start inna lif, a gudgud middull, ana nough I'ze afrayed hez had a badbad end. He wuz born onna May 28, 2004, inna howse ware peeple didnt valu catz. Da kidz playd wif him ana frew him aginst da wall. Da groanupz tuk him tu TED cuz he wuz inna coma ana...

Meowmie n Paw took me toTED last Toozday cuz I peed onna bed n pooped on da floor n dey tot i had a feveer, but TED sayd iam fine. He sayd my tempture wuz rite n sew wuz my weit but gab Meowmie a ting to put my poo in case I git blood innit. I feel fine but wish Meowmie wud pay more tenson...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Mirana, Pixel, Quincy, Salmonberry, Shawn, Sprint, Stone, Teva 4 - Boris, Sundance, Tiger 6 - Mama, Mme. Anaïs 12 - Colette

Went to TED yesterday with hubby in tow, expecting to say good-bye. When we go there, the vet had news---the stone that was preventing insertion of the catherter was no longer there; it may have been dislodged during the bladder surgery, but his bladder was in such poor condition they could not...

hiya Mme. Anaïs ^..^, wud yu pozt wun moor tyme? Meowmee chayngd tu Wezturn Yuropeein, an not az default...weez'l see if diz maykez uh dyffurrenze. Da pozt deskripshun onna top showz da omlettz. An mine eye-uppysyde deown karetz seem ta woik. Juzt teyink tu figger it owt fur Meowmee. --

Hihi diz iz O. T. A fren of grambys sawed her in da out makink sno angelz wif da litytle girls. What Piglet? Oh Piglet sayz caze u don't kno what dem iz. Dem sillie hoomanz layz on der bak in da sno and moved dere legs to da side an bak an da same wif der armz. Den dey getz up wifout messing...

anna so we iz watchin da owt aminalz tryta get fudz anna wishin dey wuz in wif uses so dey kuld be owrz fudz, OEJ

Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin difficult. Don' do dat. Maggy May Aldo it wuz berry funnee

Puuuuuuurt Hihi Tewday da 15st iz meownMeomie'z Kyla 63fr burrday sew me n my brudder n seestur r gunna singH hurself a birfday songH Haaaaaaappy purrrdaaaaaaay tew yew Haaaaaaappy purrrdaaaaaaay tew yeeeeeew Haaaaaaappy purrrdaaaaaaay deeeeer Meooowmieeeeee Cuz wee all Luff yeeeeeeeeeew

Fur alle der Yidisshe katzen oyfen der RPCC: a zizsen Pessach! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.� Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

Hihi diz iz O T anna I gotta kqwstin. Will u guyz tell da gramby dat it iz ok for a cat like minselfz ta haff waterzmellon? Her eatz it all da time but duzen kno if it iz ok for mineownselfz. So, I onlee gets da juize. I really luffz da stuffz. He does love watermelon and I don't know of...

I will state up front that the ONLY reason I am writing this post is so that Onyx's kittyfriends are not caught COMPLETELY off-guard, should things worsen in the coming months, but having said that, I truly do NOT anticipate them to... Onyx has had trouble in the last year maintaining his...