Arownd Kissamouse we askt fur purrz fur a mizzing d*g. Wall, he haz ben FOWND! He survifed twu weekz inna dezert but wuz lukee enuff to find a gowlf corz abowt ten milez owta town ware he cud get waddur. He iz skinanabonez but home wif hiz famlee hoo ar giffin him lotz uv fudz. We ar shur it wuz...

Mine funnee neffew Pookie wuz taykin uh nap wif Pa , hoo is rekooping frum uh operashun, n he tryed tew owt purr MEE reel laowd, wich he nebber duz, n Pa telled Meowmee, hoo dint beeleeve him..cuz Pookie nebber purrs laowd wike dat. Harrumph n mrrrrrrrrt wiff Pookie. Mabbee itz cuz Meowmee...

Have not had time to check this out but, got a email about "Cocoa Mulch" bought at Target. Seems a dog owner bought it, her dog ate it and died in convulsions the next day. The bag had no warning about pets but the website did say it was harmful to dogs and cats. Am going to check this...

Do they publish those I kan haff cheezeburger pictures in a book? I would love to get one, they are so funny.

Meomie iz furry slow an not furry gud at makin webpajes, butted she finully gotten wun fur me! That liddul fuzzy piksure iz rilly bad, butted if yu clik on it, yu will find a nizer vershun plus sum purrsunal comments bout me. I iz NOT unfare tu Sam wen he chases anna bites at myne...

four da week. Servis is gonna supher, mark mine wurds. Uncl Bil do try butted hee is gnot two brite. -- Maggy May, for hur Hous

Hello, Her black is a pure/true (000000), shinny pitch black. Sheis so tiny; absolutely well under 5 pounds. Her eyes are as those of a Mexican http://fluffyfuzzies.com/rattyTails.html, She will stare at you for very long moments at a time with eyes fixed on yours, w/pupils as those of someone on...

Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an barkd frum dere. An...

Mosey skribbulz uh lizt uff moar fingz tew bbq n grinz diz wuld be funfun, bbq alwayz haza fun fudz liksa chici byrd anna pork chopz, Tiger anna chester "Mosey =^..^=" mmm uhm ..ai wuz finkin dat ai cuf frow uh forf uff jooly bbq..yeUP, ai cud kordinat wif the VP n pi2nya tew bowt...

Hewwo, I wike to watsh a sertan puppy-d*g dew her paperwurk. Sew I kanock da male an uther papurs off ub counturs and tables. Butted I dew diss wen gno hoomin is lookin. Sew I has pawsable deniubilitee. Sekretely, shhhh -- A nonymous, da PRITTY WUN

We fink da UConn Huxies Gurls Bssetball teem shud let da uther gurls play wiff da ball sum ob da tim. Dey is being MEEN to dose uther gurls. -- WooToo, Maggy May, Sunrise, * (Samantha's mark)

Preeppppz, Purrrrffffft, Wuff! We wud azk alla da katzen and huminz to purr an pray for owr grandpa. He iz in da humin hozpital now an will be komin homez late today or sumtimez tomorrowz. Hiz hart iz failing an he will not be wif uz much longerz. Da Hozpize huminz are gonna com help take carez...

herown howze had such bad weather monzterz dat da letriciti haz leaved da general area... herown hoomin sun haz turned on herown generator butted hersef kant be online until da letriciti returnz. Trudi

Well spent half a day shoveling out here then had to put all my cat paths in so cats could get around out of there holes and shelters to where I feed them but I have not seen to many of them yet. Probably having trouble getting to my place and the trails or they are staying put 'til it warms up a...

Will I haz da onner uv skortin yurownself to da wedwink tumorro? I kno we iz winked, but I juss wantid to ask so yoo wud kno dat I catsiderz it a privilij. Yur Sunnydance

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! March 2010 1 - Spot 2 - Cousin Roscoe

On da nosegroop were dey do gnot tok rite, wee haff learned dat da wunnerful Snoopy, hoo owns da wunnerful Adriana, haff gon on her jurney to da Brij. I hab ast mine Meowmie two greet herseff and shee will an anti Kyla has lighted her a canle. Neow shee gneeds a brik on da Walk ub...

diz dum fing iz akting UPP ugin n wunt let meowmee git on da innernet tew anzwur hur emaylz.. Hur iz twin tew be pashunt wiff wt..Mrrrrrrt? Et sez efferfing iz umkay, but wt jest wunt cunext... Watevur Luffs Mosey PUUUUUUUUURR

I adopted him at 12 weeks, so he's had plenty of food available since then. I would have thought that by now he'd have adjusted to the fact that he's not going to go hungry. But he always wants to eat, and when I put food down he's very eager for it, as though he hasn't eaten in days. He's...

i lofed diz pwaze kan we kome her agin... anna what i kant figure owt iz ifin der iza pwaze fur owrselvez ta haffa danze... I hearz a slow walze butted den i uzuli duz when i lukz at yourown bootiful selfz so i hope der iz sumwhere fur uses ta haffa slow danze. Tiger, who lofez diz pwaze