Uh, I'd like to audition for "Meow, The Musical." Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, Age 9 Chief Torbie In Residence

Hi Hi, dis is little man, the little tuxie boy who came in trew the wall in momm's houze. I has been sick wid a hi hi feber (105.3 tonight)and momma cant gets it down. Momm haz giben me 2 COLD (to him, lukewarm to me)BAFFS - I hate baffs! I also has to take anti-biodix, wich are very icky...

Trudi returns to the beech in jamaka, she finds rasta and petunia and rebecca and tells them what she has learned... then she does a veyry hard thing... she goes to the PA system, she askes all the kittys to assemble on the beech and gives them the news about Mme. A. while the kittys sit...

It seems like my finger stutters...a lot... so I'll send again as a test...is is me, or my computer or email acct? Anti Sylvia

Ok, which one of you wiseacre kittens told one of these three to pee in my suitcase. All three are locked up for the night in the laundry room. Am going with Lee and her DH for the week end to the casino and to see George Jones. So, I put my suitcase on the bed and put in clothes, which I had...

Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't...

Iz you anna yers gonna haf to vacuate? Duz you want to teleport up heer? Boogie, worried about his wink to be. -- To reply remove no-spam

We is awl skraching n Pa putted sum Advantage flee spray on usses awl sept Pipps n Pa wil git hur wen we gitz owr fudz tewnite. Pipps will be hissed off. yeUP Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on dem fleez. Luffs Mosey

diz dint show uo aftur ubaow three hours n ai wunder iffen der is sompfin wrong wig mal pooter. Luffs Mosey Oh Hai Mommy n ai r copying and pasting the messages and names for the candles from Sunrise, da Pritty One, SweetPea, and Loveable Louise and sending then to herownself in an e-mail and...

This is Cinder and Beauty. We wud be so happi to haff you wiff usses at the Kissamouse Pawty.

Pweeze come tew da Kissamouse pawty effen effen LL mite bee dere. Dunt let hur intimidayte yew gize...hurself iz sorta wike Hillary Clinton wiff a attitood, but we rnt gonna let dat stop usses frum havin lotsa fun. Besydes, Pipps will be furry dixapointed iffen yew dont come cuz hur gots yew,...

Yuppelz!!! I got mine Sekret Santa Prezzent!!! I goddit!!! I dunt kno hoo frum... It smellz reeeellll gud! Meowmee iz leaffink it in da liffink ruum, negzt tu da bokzez dat I lyke tu rezt in. Iz hur beeink meeen tu teeze me?

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After acessing Bonnie's Teleporter, Bobcat figures out how to dial in the location ( now improved with help from Google Earth) and hit a switch and.... Nothing!!! Bobcat then starts to *think* about teleporting and PRESTO!! God what a ride!!! Though I've got to tell those...

O. T. walks around the katsino lookink at da gamez. He haz more than doubled his toonas so he thinks he should try something else. He jumps up on a stool and gets his toonas readi for the machine. PUCH Piglet, why you hittink me on myownheadz? Piglet looks at him and shakes her head. You...

Mine Meowmee lafft at diz. +ACI-Granby+ACI- +ADw-spaz+AEA-joink.com+AD4- wrote in message news:6heaeqFl0qsnU1+AEA-mid.individual.net... +AD4- Hihi diz iz O T anna when da gramby red diz her laffed and laffed. +AD4- When her waz a kid dey gave da big koonz Alkaselzers. It wuzen nice +AD4- but...

Piglet watch everycat scurring around, finishing the decorations, building the space for the "in" cats, setting the area for the food, and arranging the space for the music. She watches Wascal and all the cats making sure everything will be perfect for the Ball. She listens to the water from...

Oh Hai owr wunnerful furendz We wunted tu wish yu awl uh Happi Fankgibing tumoorrow, n we r so gwad weh wyl awl beh tewgeffer tu selebrate dinner n da gagement party. Dat wyl be wunnerful, gud fudz, gud frendz, n uh hapi ocashun. yeUP Luffs Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Pipps, Sqweex, BobQat n Mimzy .

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