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Bear slayed da howleymonnister by
Will in New Haven
Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda
wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee
yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an
jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses.
Dey fot an fot, while...
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Sn*w Day by
Will in New Haven
Da wimps in da mane orifice haff deklared a sn*w day, so Uncl Bill
cannot go to w*rk. Hee iz in mine rume rite now, lissening to "Sweeet
Babee Djames." Hee haz fided mine fudz bole an wadder bole a few timz
tootoo. An hee iz ritin his novul. I fink hee will hab luntsh sune.
Latur on Bear an widdle...
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I SOLFD da squeeky toy problum by
Will in New Haven
I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite
and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da
parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely.
EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented
mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...
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Dey Don' UnnerSTAN Usses by
Will in New Haven
Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all
talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar
SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats."
Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on
DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...
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Dat Widdl Doggie is Funnee by
Will in New Haven
I wuz wokin by da upstares bafroom, on da weigh to wak up Mommy, an I
heerd Uncl Bill singin in da waddermonster. It is forchoonat dat da
waddermonster is so lowed butted dat is gnot da poynt ob diss story.
I wooked in an widdle Samantha was stikin herown hed fru da shower
curtins. And she BARKD...
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Mommy Micki is Hom by
Will in New Haven
Mommy Micki wen onn a crooz. We KNOWD dat she was goin somwer beclaws
she spen da weak befour pakin her soupcases. Butted wee wer still
sumwut SOOprised wen she wenn off wiff Ant Kathi1, as distingished
frum Ant Kathi2 and Ant Kathi3, an dint com hom four days.
Uncl Bill took fultim serbants...
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Sunrise, Hous of Coan 1995-7/1/2011 by
Will in New Haven
Despite da menny purrs dat shee receevd and da duvoted care ob da
hoomins an her doggy da Bear, Sunrise gotted tired and din't wike
eeting anymore. An shee wanned to see her Wink, da Winnie.
Sew shee wen to da Bridj frum a deep gnap and will stay wiff mine
Mommy an wiff her wink an awl ob our othr...
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Dew GNOT Dispare by
Will in New Haven
In da buk "To Seigh Nuffink ob da Dog," Connie Willis sez dat cats are
exTINK. Diss is jus gnot troo. Wee is awl aroun. Connie Willis muss be
misinformd.
Uncl Bill sez it is a furry, furry gud buk an
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Three Different Reactions to the Same Cat by
Will in New Haven
Sampson, otherwise known as Sampson up the street, is a very beautiful
big black tomcat. He is an indoor-outdoor who only comes out in nice
weather, although he apparently considers hot and humid, but not
raining, nice enough.
When he sees a dog, he does the most incredible glare that I have...
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Lass gnight by
Will in New Haven
Mine dottir Missy wuz seepin on da karpit on da landing ouside Uncl
Billz rume. An I wuz curld up aroun her. An Uncl Bill seez us an
chuklz an sez "you don't have to protect Missy from us, we love her."
An I thinkd at himseff '"I am not proteking her frum hoomins. I am
proteking her frum her...
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Happy Fangskiffing by
Will in New Haven
Wee iz fankful in diss hous beclaws Sunrise, r sisfer an fren, is
still wiff usses an seems awl betterer and beclaws efferywun rite now
is helfy and gonna eet wotsa goodies. Wee wish da bess for awl ub
yoons too.
Efferybuddy gif fanks an purr four doze dat gneed it, exPESSHully...
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Uncl Bill isss meeen by
Will in New Haven
Der iss a bigbig pritty black an wite wonghair boykitty hangin roun
ouSIDE da wast cupple uv dayss. I can seee him frum my favorit winnow
ledj in da kitchum. Hee wuk UP at mee ann I fink he nose dat I in da
mood fur romans. Ub course, I alredy GOT Winnie butted itt iss nice to
wook at diss big...
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Dis wuz funn two sea by
Will in New Haven
Sunrise: We wuz on da winnowlej in da kitchum enjoyin da mornin sun.
An den wee sees Bear, r d*g, givin Uncl Bill hiss mornin wak an dey
wuz reddy to com up da stares to da hous.
Missy: An it wuz tim four bear to eet hiz dinnur.
Sunrise: Hoo is tellin dis?
Missy: Sorry.
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Buddy Parrot iz Furry Inteligunt by
Will in New Haven
Sunrise: After da luffly Broadweigh show, I goed hom an gotted a gud
nite cuddleseep. DEN I took a gnap in da sunlite dat cumz in da bak
winnow. I gotted up to eet wen Uncl Bill putted out sum gushy fudz dis
mornin. I figured to gew seep in da winnow sill four awile affer I
eeted.
Az I wuz walkin...
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O mai by
Will in New Haven
I wuz in da winnow sill, gnot doin nuffin, lettin peepl see da byooty
dat iz mee. Bear had jus walkd Uncl Bill an I fink da hoomins wuz
gonna eet der fudz.
DEN, a reel, reel bigbig kittee cam out ub da treez acrost da rode.
Hee wuz furry feerse wookin an had funny eers.
I musta mad sum noyse...
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Da Goldenfish r Furry Bad Jujez by
Will in New Haven
Iyam waching da Puppy Gamez on da Aminal Plamet an da littl puppeez ar
runnin roun an haffin a grat tim. It iz fun too wach.
Butted da Goldenfish are beein furry tuff jujez an dat is GNOT GNICE.
Wun ub da nouncers sed dat dem fish iz col bluded an I bet dat is
troo.
--
WooToo
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by Granby
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Maggy May at the Catlimpics by
Will in New Haven
I will be unabailable to giff adbices or utherwize respon four da nex
fyoo dayz beclaws I am starting my cuddlesleep events.
I will be doing singles freestile for da nex six owers.
Den I will rest tonight.
Den I will be doing distance singles cuddlesleep frum Catterday
morning until midnite.
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Halluween Plans by
Will in New Haven
Wile dey are between tribyoots and da Final Reeding isn' goin on yet,
sumcats r talking bout Halloweem.
WooToo: I'm gonna be a kyoot BUNNY. Uncl Bill iz gonna get mee sum
bunny eers to wer.
Missy: Bunnies don't got no long tails glances around at WooToo's
long fluffy tail
WooToo: We gonna ignor...
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Buddy da Parrut iz Two Smart by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill cam hom frum da moofies (he seed a moofie about Beez) an
turnd on da kitchum lite, Buddy wuz in hurs kaje an da lite musta
bothered herself. Sew shee said.
"G'NIGHT"
Uncl Bill wuz dun in da kitchum an turnd off da lite an shee sed,
"Fank Yoo"
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A Mommy-Cat Hero on Aminal Plamet by
Will in New Haven
I watshed diss wiff Uncl Bill an WooToo
Dey showd sum mommy-cats wiff der litters. Diss one wookd JUS wike
mine Mommy. Dey calld her a Pershun butted she was colored wike Mommy
an Me an shood have been calld a Himmy. Hoomins r eesily confuseled.
Shee libd in a hous wiff two or free YOOJ Pug...
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