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The Wedwink is on Telebizhun by
Will in New Haven
Efferyitty in da grieving house ub Reich an Coady iss purrprised
butted pleezed too wach da byootiful seremony winking der frenz on da
CATPTV. Da TV nouncers don' effun ast for no donashuns.
Der r still teers in diss house butted neow many ub dem r teers ub joy
four r frenz.
Efferybuddy sents...
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arriving at the ball by
Will in New Haven
On Oct 4, 10:54*pm, Bobcat wrote:
On Oct 4, 6:18*pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
tiger hafin arrifed earli to hep hiz wife kittee wif da MCC duteez has
gotten a drink and snakz fur hersef haz eaten sefural oyzterz and iz now
looking...
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Eye is misunderstuded by
Will in New Haven
Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.
Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff?...
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I Haff to Lurn to Bark by
Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.
An...
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Mommy Mickey feeded me Chickum by
Will in New Haven
Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo
GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts.
Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly,
reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum.
An Mommy Mickey wuz...
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Lady Di foold Mommy Micki by
Will in New Haven
Ant Befferly, dat we all lubs, went to North Catolina to bisik her
sister. An shee weft Lady Di in charg ob da hous. Butted Mommy Micki
goes to Wess Haben ebry day to feed Lady Di her gooshy fudz an too mak
sur she has wadder an da telebishun is on da rite channul an sew
forth.
Sew Mommy leevd an...
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October 10th 10 03:29 AM
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Deer Miz Piglett by
Will in New Haven
Can I 'skort yooseff to da Ball?
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Wascal, a kat ub fyoo wurdz
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October 24th 10 11:00 PM
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On the Way by
Will in New Haven
When a person, fur or bare, begins her or his journey beyond the Stars
to the Bridge, the guides who guide him or her on this journey are
great souls who have stayed near the earth for that very purpose. Some
call them Angels, some call them Bhodisatvas and they aren't all the
same. They may even...
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The Herbs and Spices - a tribute by
Will in New Haven
On Oct 24, 1:28*pm, moonglow minnow wrote:
The Herbs and Spices were born on June 2, 2010. Their mama Jana was a
part of a rescue where lots of pregnant mamas and mamas with little
bitties were taken in to finally be cared for as ratties deserve to be.
We brought...
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Yay Huksees by
Will in New Haven
Doz widdle girls on da Telebishun played gudgud an Uncl Bill is
realreal happy.
WooToo
I _wuv_ widdle Renay Muntgumery, she is kyute wike a bitty.
--
Maggy May
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In da Gnooz by
Will in New Haven
Der wuz a crokagator walkin roun up in Winzur, Catneticut. It iz
muchmuch two kold for reptyles ub dat kine heer an sum gnice peepl
took him indoors sew dat hee wunt freez or eet nobudy.
--
Maggy May
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April 4th 09 01:08 AM
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Purrz four Sashi by
Will in New Haven
Mine Ant Sara haz a d*g namd Sashi an Sashi iz sik. Her wen to da
merjunsee TED las nite an wee iz wating four gnus.
Sashi SKARED mee wen me an my meowmie was livin wiff Ant Sara in
Saraland, butted I waz a reel skaredy cat den an shee neffur tryde to
hurt mee. An shee iz a furry loyal doggie hoo...
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Da Big Dood Stinkee iz goin to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
His meomie iz gonna brush him an hug him an tiss him all day an den
hee iz goin dis affernoon. Hee iz too week to wan too stay an reddy
four hiz gnew adbenchur butted hee will miss his meomee til she joyns
him an hee feel bad four efferywun hoo will be sad.
Let us purr dat Dante, hoo iz also gonna...
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Diss Umkundishunal Luv Bidness (frum d*gs) by
Will in New Haven
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.
Wut iff da fudz dish is out...
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Uncl Billz Amkul by
Will in New Haven
Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to
play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk
four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill
twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein
silly an jus wakd...
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Memember by
Will in New Haven
To ERRR iz hoomin,
Too forgiff divine
NEETHER iz da policee ub da kittycat.
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Missy, hisser at hoomins
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Happy Purrday to r Meowmie by
Will in New Haven
Diss iz WooToo an I ported hom frum da Kruz diss morning too bee wiff
mine Uncl Bill. Wee singed happy purrday to r meowmie at da Brij. Shee
iz thirty yeers ol today, wike effury yeer. Uncl Bill iz sumwat sad
beclaws, wike hoomins efferywer, hee cannot see da Brij. Butted I see
Meowmie smilin down...
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Happy St Catrick's Day by
Will in New Haven
On Mar 17, 5:58*pm, wrote:
On Mar 17, 6:48*pm, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
On 17 Mar 2009 22:02:08 GMT, Samuel Redcat wrote:
Happy St Catrick's Day!
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I kleered mine window seet by
Will in New Haven
Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine...
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Missy iz gettin SOFF by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill
an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee
wuz awl watin for HIS dinner.
He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud
garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a...
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May 22nd 11 01:58 PM
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