I hab gotted wun legg out ob dis awbnockshus fedderment. Butted it stil is an impeddamink to mine moobmints gnot tew menshun mine appeerinse. Iam getting winked in wess dan 2 weeks in a wuvvwy whyte moomoo dwess. Dis harniss is awl pink an da leesh cubered wif happi fayses! I musst inform da...

on da uther groop, Unka Gandalf rote Kenzie Isn't Eating and needs sum purrs reely bad, Sum prayerz wudnt hurt tew. He sed: On Thursday, I noticed that Kenzie hadn't scarfed up all of her food, like she usually does. Well, she doesn't ALWAYS eat ALL of her carefully measured food right away,...

Meow, kitties! In a month or so it will be time again fur da Ball; so now is da time to pick a location. I wood likes to suggest Paris. It's a lubbly city, it haz good memories fur many ob da kitties heer who wuz on Da Orient Eggspress 'venture, and owr own Rebecca and Da Inspektur can probavly...

Wood yew pweeze dew da honor uff singing at owr winking? We luv yer voyse n lyrix maybe yew n Unka will cud form uh band n sing some neet stuff at da respetion?... We iz gunna gif effey gest uh kazoo tew pway tew. waffs. Pleeze lettuce gnow. Gnow wurriez ubaowt praxtrising, Yer fyne. ...

Weez relly purring an sening prayers that Kenzie will recover frum what is bovering her. TuTu an MLB

It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud nite." da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see mine byooty. An...

owrz hoominz returned da ofur day wiffa beri smelli boz, dey putted da kontintz of diz boz inna watermonzter baf wif sum stuff kalled pree soak, anna it wz rinzed owt a few timez, den on monday da furree wented ta make da hoominz klothez getsa watermonzter baf, himz taked diz boz an when himz...

Willow dawns a big floppy hat with a bow in the back, a beautiful cobalt blue leather outfit this being a short skirt and vest. She holds grambys curling iron (the one O T uses to make announcements to the community. I luffz Pariz in da springztimez, I luffz Pariz in da fallz, I luffz Pariz in...

I am dreaming of mine winking to mine bootiful MeOwy on the 25th, on Qat Island, a place with black sand on une side , nice fomey surf , uh neat beak majikal volkano on da uther syde n fudz n fun , her will be bootiful. Diz Island iz owned by Cats n dats were MeOwy n ai meeted wen we gotted...

Dew yew gnow were da turm 'nom nom' kame frum? Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. Wen he bited ento un kookie, he goze 'nom nom' n gitz krumbz awl ovur efferfing. ai hurd on da tawk bawx, on some show, prolly Cake Boss. Did yew gnow dat? Duz et madder? yeUP.. ez funnee... Mosey

Purrs luffingly sent for Lilly to be healed sune. Luffs Mosey, Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex. "Will in New Haven" Hewo awl, I wood wike to requess purrs for ar fren Lilly from dat uther nosegroop. Her an her mommy don't come to diss groop; I fink dey gotted a languaj problem. Butted dey ar...

Purrs for Lilly and her Mom "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Hewo awl, I wood wike to requess purrs for ar fren Lilly from dat uther nosegroop. Her an her mommy don't come to...

I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday. Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere, she leeved me...

On Mon, 13 Sep 2010 11:29:01 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven wrote: Hewo awl, I wood wike to requess purrs for ar fren Lilly from dat uther nosegroop. Her an her mommy don't come to diss groop; I fink dey gotted a languaj problem. Butted dey ar furry gnince....

da soft has haded 2 glazzes fof wime so hersef sended da message to da wrung pwaze,... so, i wuld lofe sum fudz ursef kuuked. soft sayz by nezt week we willz all be kalm enufta go to ted agin, ifin der iza reazunta go dat iz. OEJ still thrilled,

Hihi diz iz O T, duz u wanna go to pariz? We kud klime dat Iffilz tower and see iff da leanink towerz of pizza haz annie nip in da krustz.

Hey ya wanna go shoppink at da Botique wiff mineself when we getz a feme for da ball? We kud ask Barbie ta go wiff uz. Willow already thinking about what to wear.

ai gnow yew r onna twip wiff yerowm sekritary, wen r yew koming hoam? Owr winking is sune, da 25ft n ai m gittin nurvus n myown sekritery haz tew hab sum mosr teztz dune nex week hur haz tew go tew 3 TEDs ai luffs yew sew mutch n kant wayte n dunt gnow wat tew do. Ai luffs yoo mine sweet...

Wood yew dew me da honor uff bein uh groomskitty on Sun Sept 12? Mosey

ai hurd Pi2nyas meowmie izznt feeling gud n needz owr purrs tew git bedder. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs koming frum owr hoam for healing Luffs Mosey, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex