Meow Kitties! Da bawl iz one munf from tonite, and we diskussed dat eye-land dat Amelia suggested in Ireland. Duz we wanna hab it dere, or somewheres else. Whaddya fink, kitties? --

PookyKat added furr da Offize of Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah NEU: Vice Purezident ... Booker Assistant Chief Justicat ... OEJ Diplocat to da Moon ...Snowflake

Frum yur frendz in Mew Yawk ****ty, P.C. ana Anti Marcia

I was getting tired of cleaning up normal litter from all over the place after the cats track through the house, so I found this new litter. It's called Feline Pine. Has anyone ever used this stuff? It's great. The urine turns into SAWDUST! and does not smell at all. You scoop the poop and...

Our awful hoomin sekretary screwed up again! Yesfurday (da 22nd of July) was sisfur Harri's first birfday! She didn't rememfur it either, so it'z okay. We'z are going to give her a liddle birfday party on Sunday. Any of you kitties who wantz to come is welcome to. We'z jus going to get together...

Diz iz mine third annyfurrsurree ov mine Akwizishun Day! Twee yeerz uhgo, I left mine Foster home were I lifft wiff "Rez-Q Meowmee Lucy" an lotza kitteez, and kayme tu liff in mineowntruehome. I haff bin poztink heer effurr synze. I rememfurr mine furzt pozt. I sed "h'lo" -- Pitô.ônya

Unca Cory wrote: Is there a particular "age span" that Arthur Itis comes to visit you, kitties? As you know, Onyx is either 8 going on 9 or 9 going on 10, and his Grandpaw told me today that "Onyx doesn't limp a much now as he did over the weekend and doesn't seem to favor his left...

Mine Paw's brofur Pat has a cupple of goggies named Pearl Mae and Jessie James. Pearl is a coonhound an Jessie is a Springer Spaniel. Saturday dey was all walking at da local dog park, an Jessie was 'tacked by a 150-pound mean goggie. Jessie fought hard, but him getted torn up purrty bad. Him...

Meoh, Meoh, Meoh! Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it is shoppin' fur yews bof. Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were...

MeOwyz Meowmie is sik wiff uh bad soar froat n uh kold n neadz sum purrz n prayerz fur herownself tew git bedder qwik. Hur gotz da sneazuz tew. Mrrrrrrrrrrt. Ai ported ovur n gabe hur sum hawt chikkum soop. Ai fink dat hulped, but hur needz yer purrz n prayerz tew git bedder. ai m porting bak...

As the sun sets on the barge, a Petite Purrsian gurl stretches and yawns as she wakes from her nap. She gently smooths the fur of the big yellowcat napping next to her, and he stretches too Ummmm, Tiger my luf, itz tyme toget ready fur da dinner-n-danse tonite, don't you fink? She turs to...

Mineown Paw has a chance to get a new toona place. A toona place dat would mean dat him and me wouldn't haf to ride in dis boring old truck anymore. Da prollem is dat dey wants to innervoo him on May da fird, and him duzn't know if we can be back in southern Catifurnia by den. Dis job is working...

I actually managed to get a pic of Lorelei looking out of the window. She spends a LOT of time in her cat tree, but I rarely see her looking out of the window: all there is to look at now is snow...and more snow...

Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for Orange Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty. Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt talk to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in myhown neck and gaved gramby...

Would like to request purrs for 2 furbabies that were sent on way to the 'Bridge this past week please. They were both strays that that were hanging out at my daughters. The first was a new stray that had only been coming around for about a week and was about a year old I would say. It was...

My Paw got started reading and posting on RPCC several years ago. He felt a little out of place initially, since his previous time on RPCC was on technical newsgroups. Very shortly after Paw got started another man- human started posting - Uncle Serge (though back then he was called Sonam). My...

At leest free uv da kitteez at yurown howse haz bin starin at yurown nailz -- whut did yoo do to dem? Did yoo sharpen dem? Did yoo put SoftPawz on dem? Or whut? Rebecca

Sumcat is up to mischief again! Dis morning when mine Paw goed into da kitty bedroom to gif us our breakfast and scoop our litter bokses him noticed dat two of our litter bokses was standing on dere noses! Dis was furry unusual, but din't cause us a prollem since dere is a total of 7 litter...

Bring her out to the middle of the ocean and make her swim 'til she's exhausted then do it again? :-D "Bobcat" wrote in message ... We watched last night's TV show "What Were You Thinking". It featured a woman who must rank...

Lizzie inally shakes herself off and then grooms her furr. She goes to Amelia, R we gonna bee able to cee inside the Temple on diz tripz? I kno we kan't slide andna run but I finkz it iz profablee bootifulz.