Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh. I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in...

purlese haf yourown meowmie email me furm herown comcatz addrezz, herown yahoo iz bein mean anna mine hoomin needsa furwurd her sumfin so her can see what da efil yahoo iz dowin, Trudi da dizgruntled,

I dont know what is going on all of a sudden with my Yahoo and Comcast e-mail..sigh.. I am ready to scream Kyla

Da gramby komed bak from dat New Yorkz plaze wiff a tin whistle. Dem iz mostly Irishez out where she wuz and her wants to learn to play da fing. Soundz like da neiborz cat got itz tail stuck in da skreen door so far. Willow thinking the fishtank needs to be move to the basement somewhere, in...

On the other newsgroup my Paw reads there is a message about a kitty who has gone missing. This kitty, Smudgie, lives in England. Her Meowmie loves her and misses her a bunch. Could everykitty join me and my clowder in purring for Smudgie to get home soon? Amelia

The Hoomins lite deez wen uh kitty goze tew da Bridge n ai putted dis up fur Maggy May heer. Unka Adrian duz da candles on da uther groop. http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Maggy Luvs n saddnezz Mosey

da furri ckecked mine pooer box anna da soft sayed i kuld leaf da box butted da furri sayed i iz a little konstipated so i hasta keep poopin or elze i getsa ted bisit, but fur now i iz a freecat, storrmmee

On Friday Paw drove to Iowa to help Meowmie and the moving company get all the stuff from our old Iowa house loaded up. He was gone from really early in the morning until after midnight, and when he got home he had Meowmie and Da Dog with him. Then on Caturday the moving company showed up too....

Da gramby iz bak and mad at efferyone. Firstis her finks dat 2 weeks or so wifout running da growly monster and eatink our furz iz too much. None of da hoomans who did a gud job of feedink uz fout to do dat. Den her didn prciate da fleaz dat Piggy brout homne frum unner da ofther houze when...

so da ofur day, a loong loong time ago, almozt furefur*yesterday* da furri hadda nerfta tell soft whut i wuz dowin inna box... anna alla sudden barbi wuz owtta penthowze, it wuz cleaned anna i wuz in jail... now barbi lifez inna penthoze... da door iz nefur loked when she iz in der anna she can...

Why did u haff ta tell gramby bout dem white kaztle kandlez? Her jus haz ta haff one of dem. Why wud a kandle smells like white Kaztlez? Dat dont make senze. Willow sitting on the desk shaking her hear.

Meowmie juss telled ussez dat dere wuz fifteen minnitz befur dinnertime. Whut duz dat meen? Iz dere sumfing we haz to do fifteen timez befur we kan git dinner? How wud we hav da ennerjee to do ennyfing fifteen timez if we duznt git fed? I duznt unnerstan dis. Sundance, a believer in free feeding

http://www.flixxy.com/seagull-and-cat.htm dis is terrubull. kitties needs fuds! beauty

Mine catskratshpole iz bak! an bettereerer den effurr! Itz gotted uh nu top karpit, an wun pole iz awl nu sizal kord. Yaaay! An Meowmee catnipped da hole ting! I luff it! I luff it! oopz! I fawlt offa da nu karpitted top... juzt kuz catnip getz me uh bit gooffee-d-z. --

Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID. Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...

i wuz lizteninta dat bbc wiffa soft diz mornin anna ursef wantsa know sumfin??? yourown hoominz named ursef wrung... urown name shulda beed matta harri!!! it meanz eye of da mornin... it wuz almozt mine name until da sof diskofure i wuz a man cat, MH

i miss the gramby and luk forwerd to news about willow and da gang. also she must be bringink bak new fudz for them. beauty

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE66730T20100708?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough

Meomie told me bout this story: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2010/07/05/cat-rescue-fire-department.html Sounds gud tu me. Well, I hopes furst we duznt have a fyre, butted if we duz, itz nize tu no that thu fyrehoomins will take care uf thu catz. -- Sam

Paw went back to Eye-oh-uh dis weekend to help Meowmie wif da howse dere. Him worked too hard (dat's hard to imagine!), and him has been feeling bad since him getted back. Him has been dizzy an lightheaded, and him has been horking up hairballs (though dey din't look like hairballs to me), an...