http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=6544400&l=100000085 Oh diz is tew kyoot Mosey n hiz Meowmie

Diz iz O T, Ok so I am a fluffy cat. Da Doktor said I hadz ta stop sleepik on da bed wiff Gramby. Now, I haff alwayz sleeped on da bed wiff gramby sinze I waz a bitttie. I iz after allz her Heart Cat. Seems dey finkz when I steps on herself, wiff da medicine her iz takink, I leaf bruizes on...

Weze gottid prezzies! A pakij came fur us an it had lots an lots of kewl stuff in it! Der was a krinkle bag (Mocha's a little bit afrayd of it)an it was stuffed full uf kewl toys and treets! Ize tried to eat da treat bag owt of meowmies hand after she gived us some. Dey was gudgud! Fangu...

Da gud nooz iz dat when Meowmie vizzitid ussez tuday, she bringed me my old kardbord skracher! She seed me skrachin on da wallz an doorz when she vizzitid befur, so she getted da messij dat I needid sumfing to skrach on. I wuz furry glad to git da skracher, and I skrached on itself sefural timez...

Out box rived diz day but herslef wont let uz in it. Her luked but won let uz haff da toyz. Her effen putted hooks in da paper and hung some of dem on da tree. We kind of barressed kauze gramby didnt rap our prezzies to our kitty. Her said her was jus too tired and just put dem in da box. ...

Da dog kage iz in da laundri rum and in itself is a boycat. We duzen want it here, NO NOT EVEN. We feelz sorri for himself kauze he is a deaf kitty. He even looks like Lewi D Cat (RB). Anyways one of da menz at da faktoie wantz him. Gramby greed to keep him for tu dayz. Hope dat izn lone...

Meow Kitties, Well, itz Kissamouse tyme, an dat bigbig twee iz lited in Rockyfeller center http://www.flickr.com/photos/officialstation/318158064/ http://manhattan.about.com/od/historyandlandmarks/ss/rcphotogallery_2.htm so letz get owr ice skatez, port to Mew Yawk City

wuz so kule we efin pwayed wiffa box efurithin kamed in... we getted lotsa kule stuffz... anna we iz decidin ownsership of da new binki... it iz juzt fur kitteez... it efin haz kitty pawpwintz onit, Tiger fur his howze, -- Have a great day

Sawry, butt sum uwr Kissamouse kards will bee wate diz yeer cuz meowmie haz been wazy n dint git dem owt on tyme, cuz hur seezure mexdine haz gibben hurownself skribbles ubuve hurown hedd..n ur fealz furry badbad bowt dat, but hur sayed bettur wate dan nebber. Pa iz gonna hep hurown self wit...

Sorry about these probably being STOOOOOPID questions that may have been asked here before already many times in the past, but I'm new here, and often when I played with my very playful, affectionate, friendly, & all-around outstanding female cat, she would sort of bite my foot or toes very gently,...

Deer Kitteez, Wun uf mineown Pawpa'z bestist frenz inna hole wyde whirled iz inna hoSPITul tuday affur hiz hart ATTAKED hizownself. Himhooman iz onny FURDY AYT (UB ~ 38... 39 in a few weeks). Dat'z jist rong. Purrleez purr. Fangu. --- Onyx, wunnerin' whut elze iz gunna happin, sinze it'z...

Dat derilicked hooman Auntie soft shud be aqn hour or soez way from beink bak online. O T checking grambys email and waiting on Harri so they can go skateing.

http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/KissamousePictures2009# Sekretari didunt put pikturez in effurry card, so here is link. Dubbleklik to enlarge pikture. He say klerikkle errur to blame. Spring

Meow kitties, I just gottid a meowmail from Anti Sandy who sez dat da asbestuz id awl owt ob da compartment, and day is chekink to see if it needs anymore dryink owt befur dey begin da rekonstruckshun. Anti Sandy bisits Rebecca and Sundance efury ofur day in jayle and sez dat dey is doink gud,...

Mine Meowmie haz been sew sad laytely n her wuz purting sum hoominz in herown killfile n her did et tew herownself Mrrrrrrt!! Her gotted mad at Pookie cuz he jumpPed onna her neez n her gave mim a whaxs on hiz butt n he dint mynd. Den her felt bad bowt dat n tawked tew him, n tolded hin gnot tew...

Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there...

Furss weeport on da Intereeur Fangink effurybuddy fur dere impoot wifout wich dis weport cud gnot haf bin compurrzed. Purrt Wun is aboutted baysik pwinsipullz ob da Inteeryer. Purrt Wun: A. Hous

Peeep-peeep! We dinnent did it, reely! We spendz da nite-time ina da bedrum wif Mommy an Daddy. Widh da bedrum konnex to da baffrum wher iz owr lidderbokx. An yestumda mornink, sorta earlyz befor da dumball waz upp.

I can't do this in meowchat tonight... I just don't have it in me... a high school classmate's sister and niece were killed last night, along with another woman and her child. My friend's cousin, who graduated a year before we did, has also lost her cousins as well. Authorities are still...

Wantid: Noo Sec'y of Elder Kitties. Must b team player & willin 2 work hard. Also must be at least age 12, prefbly 15+. Apply in dis thred. "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah