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Mine update by
The Two Sisters
Meow, Kitties!
Dis iz yur weporter, Oriane, bringing yoo up to date on owr widdle
adbenchur.
On Sunday, Meowmie baffed usses an a man-human came ober and tried to
smurgle wif me an mine sisfur, Cybèle. Hussy dat she iz, she smurgled
him back, buttid I pwayed hard-to-get. Nekst fing I knoze,...
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Brunch wif da Sisters... by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Hokay, mine deer, make da Mimosas, and put your fings on da table
while I does da Omlette...
Oriane:
Cybèle:
Oriane:
Cybèle: Well, mine deer, dis iz a lubbly Sunday brunch, non?
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Gwanby's Birfday! by
The Two Sisters
Happy Birfday to yoooooo
Happy Brifday to yoooooo
Happy Birfday Deer Gwanby
Happy Birfday to yooooooooooooooo!
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Purrs,
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Da Fangsgibbink an engagement Pawty Pwans! by
The Two Sisters
Meow, kitties!
Oriane: Well we had a fun-filled day bisiting wif Chef Mario Catalli ob Mew
Yawk's Babbo wrestaurant http://babbonyc.com/ ].
Cybèle: Indeed we did! Chef Catalli is a lubbly kitty and a talanted chef!
Oriane: He has a noo pwivate room in his historik brownstone in...
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The Thanksgiving and engagement party begins! by
The Two Sisters
Oriane: Oooh! I lubs da smell ob a noo car!
Celèste: So do I. Dis iz such a bery kute car. It's just owr size!
Oriane: And Purrsonality!
Maitre'D: Meow and welcome to Babbo! Chef Caatalli is just putting the final
touches on your private party!
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Psst! Harry! Wake up Jack! by
The Two Sisters
Yes,
Wake him up!
Trudi is waiting for him to come to his own party in the Thanksgiving and
Engagement Party thread!
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Purrs,
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Kissamouse Carols! by
The Two Sisters
"Winter Wonderland"
Cybèle: C'mon cats, and widdle kittens,
Oriane: Put on your scarves and your mittens
Cybèle: A beautiful night!
Oriane: The cat's delight!
Both: Meowing in a winter wonderland!
Cybèle: Sway bells wing, are you wistening,
Oriane: In the lane, da snow is gwistening
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Da Nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC
is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from
the Sound of Music is playing...
Cybele: And now, from
Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz!
Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going...
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Purrs for Anti Sandy, pweeze! by
The Two Sisters
Meow Kitties,
We iz startink a purr-circle for Anti Sandy who is habbing surjuri tomorrow
(Monday) morning.
Letz purr for an eezy time fur herseff!
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Purrs,
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Da Nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow and welcum to da RPCC nitely nooz from Mew Yawk City!
Oriane: Well, dis haz been a week ob turmoil here in da Eest.
Cybèle: Kitties and hoomanz wifowt power, heet an hot waterz!
Oriane: Foods spoilink in da fwidge !
Cybèle:
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Da nitely nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow and wekcum to da nitely nooz!
Oriane: From Mew Yak City!
Cybèle: Well, kitties, the Jellicle Ball of 2011 draws to a close here under
Mew Yawk City.
Oriane: Indeed. It was sad, but wonderful!
Cybèle: Yes, too many names ob honorees...
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Da nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew
Yawk City!
Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize!
Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and
lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak?
Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey...
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A Pawty Inbitashun! by
The Two Sisters
Miaou, chats et chatons!
Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile.
So letz celebrate!
I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz
goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved
the Rainbow Room in zee...
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Ping: Meowy by
The Two Sisters
Meow, Meowy!
Mine sisfur and mine seff wud wikes to bolunteer for da Assistant Diplocat
to Ejipt and da Temple ob Bast.
Wood dat be Hokay?
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Purrs,
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Da Nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview
instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight?
Cybèle: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good!
Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi!
Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's
been a...
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Da bestest kitty toy! by
The Two Sisters
Meow, Kitties!
Cybèle: Today da hooman browt home da wurlds bestest kitty toy! Yoo can see
da boff ob usses pwaying wif it on owr webby-site - itz da last piksure!
Oriane: Usses? Lissen fwuffybutt, yoo needs to mobe yur fwuffybutt so I can
gets to pway wif...
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Earfkwake! by
The Two Sisters
Meow!
Cybèle: So I wuz sweepink when furst it felt wike a carnival kiddie ride
Oriane: Kinda wike reel slow genntle swayz. Stuff in da compartment swayed a
widdle....
Cybèle: Den it wood stop, den start again. Twee timez
Oriane: Den dere waz nuffink. Datz awl to weport!
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Da nitely Nooz by
The Two Sisters
Two Zot girls, behind a shiny mahogany desk, shuffle papers, as the theme
plays, and a computer graphic of the NYC skyline displays behind them.
Cybèle: Meow, and welcome to da Nitely Nooz ob Catamerika, libe from Mew
Yawk City!
Oriane: Well, kitties, the talk ob da town is da upcomink Jellicel...
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Powice! Sheriff! by
The Two Sisters
Meow!
Dis iz Cybèle! I was crooly twicked!
From mine hide-owt on da shelbes, I watched mine sisfur Oriane get capshured
and combed by da hooman while she pwotested. I giggled, knowing dat I was
safe!
Den, I herd da unmistakable sownd ob Fancy Feets cans clinking, and ran into
da kitchen wif...
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Purrs and Pwarez wekwested, pweeze! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties!
Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties
a fabor.
Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself!
Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat?
Cybèle: I dunno....
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