Wake up Dyna, time to go home now.... sez Meowmee ....Huh??? whut?????? yaaawwwwnnnn.... Lets see your mouth...Open wide, sweety... sez Meowmee ....Seeee, heow nize an shyneee???? .....Truff iz TED didunt pull ennyting~~ it wuz sutsh uh liddul erozhun

Pi2önya waykz up frum uh long nap...stretchez hur frunt legz waaay owt an low, wile rayzink hur rump and tayle... Ohhhh Myyyy, izzit Fangzgiffink yet? -- Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

O hai Mighty Rangerman Wud yu kare tu akumpuny meh tu da Olymoiz en Lundun? We cud hab lotza fun..uh huh.. Een ef et raynez. Weh mite git tu meet dat Royulz n evun git tu meet William n Catherine's kyoot puppy Wat du yu fink? ai m pak'd n redy tu goe. Pipps

Hai! I'z edited Iowna's screen reader so if it sees 6 x's inna da subject line, it skips. I'z devious! Now, we kin plot a suprize birfday parti fur Iowna! Onna 2 July 2016, Iowna turns 14! Dats venerable fur us doggies! Kin we plot a birfday bash fur her? I dunno where but someplace warm wif...

Ize am xausted. pawpaw had to cum wake me up fur dinner today. Datz how xausted ize iz. Ize spent five enternitiez yesturday entertanin da hoomin kissamouse guestz. Pawpaw put a furry furry pretty bow on me and ize greeted effurybudy, stole a sun chip an ate it ALL (furry gud if you ask me),...

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Howdy, thiz is Lizzie again anna I know u'all iz buzzie but I mades a miztake tellink bout O T and da skalez. See gramby and auntio soft figgered himselfz waied more dan 14.5 so, gramby waied her self and got off da skalez anna sais $^&*()% den piked up O T and gotted bak on, den her got off...

Wy wunt Meowmee let me lay on da nize wawm modum an routur? boff ar negzt tu eetsh udder, an ar juzt long enuff furr awlla me, cept summa mine tayle. -- Pitô.ônya

Da Uncl Bill putted a noo BOLE on mine flore. It doo gnot haff fudz in itself. Mine fudz bole haz plenny ub kruncheez, ub korse. It duz gnot haff WADDER in itself. Mine wadder bole jus got filled wiff cold cleen wadder. Dis bole haz noffing in it butted CHANJE. Uncl Bill is piking up da chanje dat...

Yoosully Uncl Bill filz dabowlz inda morning, befor Bear tak him four his walk or right affur. Den weee all eet all day an den heee putz a widddle mor fudz in dabowls befor Bear walk him inda evnin. Ander issa yoosully fudz left inna dabowl den but hee fillz dabowls enyway.Ub cors der issa treets...

I wuz hom cept durin da winkin itsef. Wich wuz byootiful anna solem. Ennyway, I saw Uncl Bill put silly _horns_ on r d*g Bear's hed. Anna Bear jump roun an dint seeem to mind dem. But it wuz silly. Anna effury tim da chilren com to dadoor for treets, Uncl Bill anna Bear giv dem candy an Bear got...

Sunrise: Wile wee debat isshoos ub peece an war, an eet gud fudz, an goe too dat wunnerful sho, I gotta simpul kweschun about hoomin control. Firstest ub all, da winnow ledj dat wuz blokd by mommy Micki's flowurs iz vailable agan. I guess da nayborz complayned dat dey could not see mineown...

Diss morning widdl Samafa, mine doggy, wood not getted up out ob bed an walk Uncl Bill. I telld her dat it is her dooty to keep himseff from getting any fatterer. An she open wun eye an sed. "Cuddle seep is sacred to Bast." How does wun argyoo wiff sumfin so correct, even if a doggie sed...

so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz almozt...

I love it when meowmie messes up and freezes too much meat. We getz the rest! She frozed a big piece of pork almost the size of Sammy! Dey hacked and sawed it down to put in the dehyrdator noise machine fur us and den she make a HUGE pot of pulled porkies. She put some of dat aside for us...

I wuz wooking over Uncl Bill's sholder wile he wooked up some fings four wurk. He ran across da TED skool ad Washintun State Unibersity. Dey haff a pet loss hotlin wer students talk to peepl hoos pets haff gon to da Brij too hep dem frew dis badbad tim. An dey haff a link to da storee ub da Rainbo...