Sunrise: We wuz on da winnowlej in da kitchum enjoyin da mornin sun. An den wee sees Bear, r d*g, givin Uncl Bill hiss mornin wak an dey wuz reddy to com up da stares to da hous. Missy: An it wuz tim four bear to eet hiz dinnur. Sunrise: Hoo is tellin dis? Missy: Sorry.

Hello, Is there anyone here that knows what is Nutralime, as not in hydrated lime? If so can we discuss it as being used as a kittylitter mixture? Right now iam using baking soda, which is very expensive compared to lime, plus doesnot do even half the job that lime does, which, when you consider,...

Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is sposd two: Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud. Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep. Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off her mommy's bed....

da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four hiz wak lass nite. Wee wated by da door four wen dey comed in beclaws it wuz makin loud boomerz, sew wee wuz wurreed for demselvs. An dey comed in an da Bear SHOOK hisself and drownded all ub us wiff kold waddur. Hee has don dis befour. Mak him STOP. --

Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh. Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and...

A chile, a chile, shivers in da cold Wet us bring him binkies an hugs. Maggy May sugjessed dat yeers ago. Wut wood a cole baby gneed metal four? -- WooToo binkies an hugs to awl

Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples. Wut iff da fudz dish is out...

Uncl Bill gotted up erlee sew dat da Bear cood tak him four hiz walkee. Den hee feeded da Bear an uss kittees. Den hee tookt da cubbers off ub da parrot kajes an turnd on der telebishun. Den he gnotist dat da Buddie's wadder wuz disgussing, sew he desided to chaynge da wadder. Wen hee wuz dun he...

Meomie haz bin puttin fings in a bag. Notted thu bakpak she puts fings in alla tyme an not thuu liddul bags she takes tu thu soopurmarket anna liberry. This iz thu bag that lives onna top shelf inna sewin room, an last tyme she used that wun, she went off an bandoned me fur ages an ages an ages....

Is there a way to discourage cats from visiting our yard? Is there a spray or something one can use on fencing or perimeter to discourage them from visiting? We dont want to take a chance with them hurting our indoor cats if they happend to get out.. Any thoughts welcome. You could...

O T grabs Grambys hairdryer and holds it like a microphone. Respected cat and Kittens. Diz ain no falze a-larm. Dat barekitten ix gonna e born diz nite. Da gramby just letted me on here lone enough to ask for purrs and prayers for da new arrifal, well, almost new arrifal. Dem is on da way to...

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had...

The grown girl hooman jus arrifed a bit ago from New Yorkz. Anna guyz, herself broughted a rottenweiler wif her. Me and Willow iz on da Willowtree. Her letted me up here diz time. Piglet knowz diz dog and sayz her iz ok but I don fink so. Her izn't ad alllz like Scooter and her iz so loud....

A man was sitting on the settee watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would like for dinner love, chicken, beef or lamb." He said "Thank you, I'll have the chicken." "Shut up," said his wife, "you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

Meowmie seteeled dis frum da uther groop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhasc. Show et tew yer hoomin....et will mayke dem waff. Luffs Mosey

furzt da furree giffed soft sum sucheez wiffa fisheez in dem, she gobbled dem up liksa begal doggie wifowt sharin, den whut duz we see, turkee byrdee legz anna iz dey gonna share, NONONO akordinta soft, hrmph, Chester wif da rezt lukin on

We wantz da sherrif at owr howze rite now!!!! owr hoomanz iz owt of knotrol!!! Der i wuz enjoyin da loferli efinin breeze, juzt lukin owta slidin door, knotmelintatin howta opin da screen anna smellin da gud smellz, when i seez a 'truder kittee in mine yard... So I meowz itself to go away, I efin...

It's the yeer uff thuh Cow. netter dan dat ratz... http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1429/2009newyeargreetingusck4.jpg Wook inn hee kyoot? Mosey

Chap Stick We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years...

Da Gramby iz gonna go meet Auntie soft for a kuple of dayz den diz week endz dey gotted meetingz dem haz to go ta. We will be wifout a sekretari for 4 days. Dat just ain't rite. O T who will miss Harri, Piglet who will miss Wasca and Willow who will miss talking about her outfitz.