Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on...

Hi hi kitties, I was just wunderin ifn enny kitty kjnow if we still haf a Walk uv Remeberanz like we used tu and whos lookin after it. It wus a great service me thinks and it wood be good to haf again or know where it iz. -- Regards, Clawdius

I yam bak! eowmee gottid bak yazturdae frum bizitink Airyzona. Hur iz tyrud, buttid I mayde hur pet me furra longlong tyme. I effin kayme up tu da toppa da bed an vizitid furra wyle. Hur huggled me tyll I hadda nuff ov it. I yam hapi dat hur iz bak, buttid hur iz zawztid, so I wun't stae tuu lung...

How is every kitty doing? Are you keeping warm in all this cold weather? We has been sleeping in our beds by the radiator. During the day we bird watch sitting in the kitchen window. When Mommy and Paw are watching TV we take turns sitting with them to be sure they are warm. The other day it...

How are our kitty friends doing? Very quite here. We are waiting for spring to arrive. It has gotten very cold here again and snow on Monday. Mommy and Paw have had enough of the snow and cold weather. We do our best to keep them warm when they are watching TV. We will cuddle with them on the...

Hed on over to owrown howse fur a funfun Cinco de Mayo partee! We will hab burritoz, catchiladas, do-it-yurownself tacoz, niparitas, quesadillas, chipz an salsa, an uther delishus Mexikan fudz! (I wuz goin to hab fudz wif mayonaize, but Rebecca sez itz not dat kind of mayo, and she iz usuallee...

Hai, Ai hab bin tew da Moon 4 tymz. 2 uf dem wur on mai hunymoonz, Frowns. Bof uf mai winks left meh, *sigh* Et is bury wunnerful der, yeUP. Der iz uh hotel n uh moosment Park der ulso. Sew hoo wunts tu go wif me? Hmm? BTW, BobQat, Mimzy, Tygur n Mayzy wint bak tew Qat Island fur uh tyme. Ai...

yup, olny foor moor daze tu da Jellical Ball... Iz efurrykittee reddy?

Ginger Canyon - a small, out-of-the-way little canyon in southern Catifurnia, right in the middle of the area burned by the Blue Cut fire. Ginger Canyon was just about da only area dat survived wif no damage, and is now serving as a refuge fur animals dat were displaced by da...

My secreatary has been very negligent this year (well, most years). He doesn't remember if anyone has been keeping track of the names to be called at this year's Jellicle Ball. Can anykitty tell me whether anyone has been building this list? And everyone who has names that they would like to be...

At lastest, I did it! I let a strange 2foot come up anna pet me anna I didnt run. I didnt growl, bare my teef, scratch ur nuthin! I purred lightly at that big gentle 2foot and he petted me! Nufing elese happened todai except Meowmie walked Cash an Aunti Mabel anna when cash went to pee ona bush...

Ize waz starfin. Effen dough ize had eeted all mi fudz in da afternoon ize was starvin. Dey gifz me haf a kan of gushy fuds in da mornin an haf a kan in da affernoon. But last nyte ize waz still starfin. So wen meowmie walked in da fud room ize runrun hard to katch hur an ize told hur ize waz...

The hospital called my Mother today, and moved the date of her heart valve replacement from Feb. 14th to Feb. 2nd. It's a long story why. But, if anything happens, and my Mother can't get the heart valve replaced on that date, then there are no other dates available, for an indeterminate period of...

Thank you for your purrs and prayers. Mosey is home, safe and sound. Thank God. Dutch opened the sliding glass door and heard a cat meowing and there was Mosey. He was over next door at our nice neighbors, and Dutch saw him and called Mosey and after about a minute, he trotted back home. How...

If any kitties iz up fur a pawty, 'port over to ourz howse. Meowmie an Paw is up in Wiscatsin visiting wif Meowmie's sisfur an her Meowmie an Paw, and da Dum Dogg is at da dog hotel, so wez haf da whole house to ourselves. Amelia has bringed some yummies from da FluffyKitz warehouse, and Sammy...

da gramby wuz trwinta think offa way ta honor unca serge she decided dat relezin balloonz inn hizown honor wuld be gud, ifin ursefz howze wuld like urown howze name onna balloon purleze pozt it here an mine soft will furwurd itsef to hersef... OEJ

Four cats sit looking at an Atlas, O T begins the convrsation. OK girlcats, where iz we goink diz summerz? Jus kauze Gramby kant go anywherez duzent mean we shudent. Maybe we shud ask da kommunitee where dem wants ta go. Piglett thinks this is a good idearment as things have been so sad of...

Weh r habin uh parti heer at owr big hoam nao tu selibrayt beauty's apoyntmunt az Sekkaterry Uv Hoomin Welfare az wel as Sekkaterry uf Fudz .. Eferyune in da Kommunity iz inbited. Goggies tew. Weh gotz lotza nip fudz n drinkz, n fingz tu pway wif.

Mosey and Sundance, yuz ar in charje tyll Meowmee returnz tu Cattyfurrnya. Dunt wurree bowt me, I hab PawPaw wewll traynt. He wyll tayk gudgud kayer ov me, buttid wyll nottid be powztink attawl. Meowmee wyll be bizitink mine hoomin sisfurz an grandkiddeez bak Eezt. Yuz awl kno heow...

Deze spotz ar still opin ... Purrleeez konsidur filling dem. Plus some 'Vice" Occifurz, if yu wish. We kin giff it wun moor week... Diplocat 2 Moon, Diplocat 2 Catnada Chancellor of the Exchequer, Secretary of Defense