Gnow Iyam madd at heem. Alreddy I din' wike it wen he bovvered my nice pet d*g Bear. Butted GNOW wee r at war. Dat rodunt wuz on da portch ann hee _chittered_ at mee an waved his tale an danced aroun sayin "you can't getted mee, you can't getted me." I tried butted meowmie wunt open da Frentch...

This text is from Alison and was posted in 2002 to the Usenet If there is an older version let me know.. RatFinx's hoomin requests permission to share.... Its been a long time since I posted to this group, but I lurk from time to time. I would like to post a story that was dictated to me by...

Hihi effurykitty; fur doze uv yu dat node mineself, mine naym iz Oz, an Ize wun uv DaRennieKidz. Ize wud lyke tu tell yu a storee if Ize may. Itz da storee uv da furst Kissamouse. It was the Festive season once again, and dear Aurora, although very frail now, invited some friends round to...

Yesterday da gramby talked to a fren on da talkie fing. When it ranged again it was her Aunt telling her dat her Unkle had ta go to da doktor. Durink diz kall da phone linez broked in half. We is askin for purrz that da Unkle Paul getz better and dat da kanzermonsters haff not komes bak...

Sigh, it wus time. Furst dey took Cash fur a dental. He camed back wif no teef stolen. Den dey tooked me. I knew 2 teefs were hurting a little anna so wuz mai ear. Ted stole 2 teef but mai ear feels better Today, dey took Iowna anna she says she's still a bit sleepy but has all her teef.

Soft is trying to make arangements to get a Kitten all da wasy from Texas to Grambys houze. I wonder if da Taxas Kittens meoow differently da usns here in Illinoiz? I wantz anoder fren but I izn't sure about a texas Kiten. Piglet wondering if herownself will have to switch from chicken to...

Dis iz Piglet and iffin you getz to our houze, yuou kin tell da Gramby what yourown name iz. I know you can do diz cauz your a Kitten and we are veri smartz or, maybe some of da kommunity have sugestionz fora name for yourownself, dat could be funz. You soundz like a vceri pretty girl...

My foster Meowmie sended usses a Kissamouse card dat showz da three wize kitteez. I nebber noo dere wuz kitteez at da Natibitee! Da firstest wize kittee sez, "Ize bringin gold." Da sekondest wize kittee sez, "Ize bringin frankinsents." Da thirdest wize kittee sez, "Ize bringin...

Da rode trip is nise, but we miss haffing fun on rpcc. I miss Chester an I stil wunder if he will effur return. I wish he wood send me a note to let me know he is OK. Our wedwinking day was so happy, an den suddenly he was gone. It seems like fureffur. I miss Louise an beeng able to tawk wif...

O T wakaes up and looks around, he isn't sure if he is in the hotel or tha van. Harri, I iz so sorrie I slept all diz timez. It haz ben so hodt at ourown houze dat I just went PLOOP when it got diz kool anna nize. By da weigh, why did unkle Dan kome to Georgia in da firstis plaze?

I iz changink da name of diz thred kauze I duzen like to be minded dat da sekretari did a dum fing. O T grabs his insulated clothes, he gets his heated gluves, like the ones he got harri. He takes his helmet, just in case. Ok Piglet and Willow I will seez u when I seez u. He goes to the...

O. T. ( tryink to whisperz), Sebastianz, are you in dere wif Ranger? Da gamby is gettihkk readee for bedz so we kin statts anytime. Tiger didz u kom in a ninji suitz too, someonez is der by da stovez.

lazt i remfur Lewi had purpozedta Miss KS an hersef had 'cepted... sum catz wuz danzin atta valentiez/Miss KS's parti, sumcatz wuz gambilin anna sum catz wuz eatin atta hamburger plaze or gettin readta go der... where duz you supoze we shuld go nezt? mayhapez to unclel wiillz howz so we kan...

O. T. walks around the katsino lookink at da gamez. He haz more than doubled his toonas so he thinks he should try something else. He jumps up on a stool and gets his toonas readi for the machine. PUCH Piglet, why you hittink me on myownheadz? Piglet looks at him and shakes her head. You...

Hihi Beauty, Diz iz O. T. iz you readdi to startz da venture againz? I godda a new motorzyakle an Willow haz her own. Scooter won't be on diz part of da tripz so we hopex dat Wascal can drife wif Piglet. We haznt asked Unkle Bill dis yet

We hope all of our attindents -- an as menny frends as possible -- can be onlion Saturday fur our wedwink. Mz Cleopatra, is ther enny partikular time you would like fur us to be onlion? Chester, are mew reddy? I shure am!! Fangu all. Lucy ^..^

Lewi sits and goes over the plans for the wedwink. Kitty Schottland has done a great job and he is getting nervous about his part. Lets see, there are the boycats who will stand with him, including Sassy who is a girldog but his best friend. He has gotten them all matching collars from the...

Lewi takes the paw of his wifekitty and leads her to the reception and the take where the cake and micecream are waiting. They cut the cake together and he serves her the first piece. Who is going to help you open all of these gifts dear and what were the boys doing moving them about during...

A waiter kitty comes up to Kitty Schottland. Here iz a bokay of mixzed flowers and nip from Lewi's liddle girl hoomans. Dey welkomz u to da damilee.

Stormmee sent diz post in da eamil and we fought u all sud see itselfz. Piglet thinking someone could convince gramby she is not a cat. poor hoomin, i knowz you wishez you wuza kat butted all you getz izta serf uses, Trudi, the smug