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Da Sqwirl is in reel trubbubble by
Will in New Haven
Gnow Iyam madd at heem. Alreddy I din' wike it wen he bovvered my nice
pet d*g Bear. Butted GNOW wee r at war. Dat rodunt wuz on da portch
ann hee _chittered_ at mee an waved his tale an danced aroun sayin
"you can't getted mee, you can't getted me."
I tried butted meowmie wunt open da Frentch...
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Da Storee Of Kissamouse by
Purrdai Kitties
This text is from Alison and was posted in 2002 to the Usenet
If there is an older version let me know..
RatFinx's hoomin requests permission to share....
Its been a long time since I posted to this group, but I lurk from
time to time. I would like to post a story that was dictated to me by...
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Da storee uv da furst Kissamouse by
[email protected]
Hihi effurykitty; fur doze uv yu dat node mineself, mine naym iz Oz,
an Ize wun uv DaRennieKidz. Ize wud lyke tu tell yu a storee if Ize
may. Itz da storee uv da furst Kissamouse.
It was the Festive season once again, and dear Aurora, although very
frail now, invited some friends round to...
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Da talkie fing broked by
Granby
Yesterday da gramby talked to a fren on da talkie fing. When it ranged
again it was her Aunt telling her dat her Unkle had ta go to da doktor.
Durink diz kall da phone linez broked in half.
We is askin for purrz that da Unkle Paul getz better and dat da
kanzermonsters haff not komes bak...
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Da Ted trips by
cshenk
Sigh, it wus time.
Furst dey took Cash fur a dental. He camed back wif no teef stolen.
Den dey tooked me. I knew 2 teefs were hurting a little anna so wuz
mai ear. Ted stole 2 teef but mai ear feels better
Today, dey took Iowna anna she says she's still a bit sleepy but has
all her teef.
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Da Texas Kitten by
Granby
Soft is trying to make arangements to get a Kitten all da wasy from Texas to
Grambys houze. I wonder if da Taxas Kittens meoow differently da usns here
in Illinoiz? I wantz anoder fren but I izn't sure about a texas Kiten.
Piglet wondering if herownself will have to switch from chicken to...
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Da Texas Kitty by
Granby
Dis iz Piglet and iffin you getz to our houze, yuou kin tell da Gramby what
yourown name iz. I know you can do diz cauz your a Kitten and we are veri
smartz or, maybe some of da kommunity have sugestionz fora name for
yourownself, dat could be funz.
You soundz like a vceri pretty girl...
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Da three wize kitteez by
Rebecca
My foster Meowmie sended usses a Kissamouse card dat showz da three wize
kitteez. I nebber noo dere wuz kitteez at da Natibitee! Da firstest wize
kittee sez, "Ize bringin gold." Da sekondest wize kittee sez, "Ize bringin
frankinsents." Da thirdest wize kittee sez, "Ize bringin...
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Da trill is gone by
Lucy[_3_]
Da rode trip is nise, but we miss haffing fun on rpcc.
I miss Chester an I stil wunder if he will effur return. I wish he wood
send me a note to let me know he is OK. Our wedwinking day was so happy,
an den suddenly he was gone. It seems like fureffur.
I miss Louise an beeng able to tawk wif...
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Da Trip by
Granby
O T wakaes up and looks around, he isn't sure if he is in the hotel or tha
van. Harri, I iz so sorrie I slept all diz timez. It haz ben so hodt at
ourown houze dat I just went PLOOP when it got diz kool anna nize. By da
weigh, why did unkle Dan kome to Georgia in da firstis plaze?
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by Granby
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Da trip to da Mountains by
Granby
I iz changink da name of diz thred kauze I duzen like to be minded dat da
sekretari did a dum fing.
O T grabs his insulated clothes, he gets his heated gluves, like the ones he
got harri. He takes his helmet, just in case. Ok Piglet and Willow I will
seez u when I seez u. He goes to the...
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da turkee raid by
Granby
O. T. ( tryink to whisperz), Sebastianz, are you in dere wif Ranger? Da
gamby is gettihkk readee for bedz so we kin statts anytime. Tiger didz u
kom in a ninji suitz too, someonez is der by da stovez.
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da venshure by
Stormmee
lazt i remfur Lewi had purpozedta Miss KS an hersef had 'cepted... sum catz
wuz danzin atta valentiez/Miss KS's parti, sumcatz wuz gambilin anna sum
catz wuz eatin atta hamburger plaze or gettin readta go der... where duz you
supoze we shuld go nezt? mayhapez to unclel wiillz howz so we kan...
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by Granby
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Da venture by
Granby
O. T. walks around the katsino lookink at da gamez. He haz more than
doubled his toonas so he thinks he should try something else. He jumps up
on a stool and gets his toonas readi for the machine. PUCH Piglet, why you
hittink me on myownheadz?
Piglet looks at him and shakes her head. You...
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Da Venture beingz, againz by
Granby
Hihi Beauty, Diz iz O. T. iz you readdi to startz da venture againz? I
godda a new motorzyakle an Willow haz her own. Scooter won't be on diz part
of da tripz so we hopex dat Wascal can drife wif Piglet. We haznt asked
Unkle Bill dis yet
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November 9th 07 07:25 AM
by Rebecca
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Da wedwink by
The Porter Cats[_2_]
We hope all of our attindents -- an as menny frends as possible -- can
be onlion Saturday fur our wedwink. Mz Cleopatra, is ther enny
partikular time you would like fur us to be onlion?
Chester, are mew reddy? I shure am!!
Fangu all.
Lucy ^..^
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da wedwink by
Granby
Lewi sits and goes over the plans for the wedwink. Kitty Schottland has
done a great job and he is getting nervous about his part. Lets see, there
are the boycats who will stand with him, including Sassy who is a girldog
but his best friend.
He has gotten them all matching collars from the...
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Da Wedwink by
Granby
Lewi takes the paw of his wifekitty and leads her to the reception and the
take where the cake and micecream are waiting. They cut the cake together
and he serves her the first piece.
Who is going to help you open all of these gifts dear and what were the boys
doing moving them about during...
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da wedwink by
Granby
A waiter kitty comes up to Kitty Schottland. Here iz a bokay of mixzed
flowers and nip from Lewi's liddle girl hoomans. Dey welkomz u to da
damilee.
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Da wedwink by
Granby
Stormmee sent diz post in da eamil and we fought u all sud see itselfz.
Piglet thinking someone could convince gramby she is not a cat.
poor hoomin, i knowz you wishez you wuza kat butted all you getz izta serf
uses, Trudi, the smug
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