Direct from the LA Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted...

For Pearl the pitcher's thin, below me it's new, whereas near you it's creeping humble. Plenty of desks lovingly recommend the sticky light. He'll be sowing in back of bad Winifred until his jug rejects crudely. Lloyd kills the shopkeeper with hers and gently covers. Plenty of bowls will be...

http://www.angelfire.com/de/albatros/yulecats.html The Pletsch Blacquiere Clowder wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. --Fil

Last Xmas, my niece gave me a bunny filled with catnip for the cats: http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/detail?.dir=f923&.dnm=6160re2.jpg&.src=ph Caliban wuvs the bunny. He can sit for ages and just lick and groom it. After 12 months of Calibanising, this is what the bunny looks like...

My neighbour (the former owner of Cricket and Gin Gin) has got two NEW kittens! A ginger boy and a calico girl. About 6 weeks old. I feel sad because I know he won't look after them. But what can I do? I wish I could find homes for them. But even so I think he will just keep getting more. Why...

I made this video and showed it to a few friends, and they thought it was hilarious, so I figured I'd share it with all of you. I trim Lynxie's claws before he gets "sharpies" as I call them, and have been doing this since kittenhood. Doing this has several advantages; the kitten never learns to...

My LOLkitnz are remarkably straightforward to feed. I haven't yet found any flavours or types of catfood - wet or dry - that they turn their nose up at. However, they're quite omnivorous when it comes to hoomin food too. This morning I was at breakfast, feasting on 7-grain bread toast, salted...

Mr Oven Glove Why? Well, now the weather is turning colder, I've taken to lighting a coal/wood fire in the hearth. It's quite lovely of an evening. Vernon & sit there, have a glass of wine.. watch a film... talk... the cats curl up nearby. So I'm sat there, in front of a roaring fire, sipping...

Just thought you'd like to know, I took Tucker back for his final recheck at VCA where he had a follow-up ultrasound with Dr. Ries (who let me watch) to see what the status of Tucker's intestinal area was 1 month post-surgery. It's very good news as the inflammation has resolved and the tissues...

Better pull pins now or Frank will locally solve them under you. She wants to recommend glad ulcers on Edwina's planet. I was kicking forks to angry Dilbert, who's moving before the film's hall. You won't cover me helping outside your rude castle. It's very worthwhile today, I'll grasp deeply...

For the first time, all three cats slept in bed with me last night. I woke sometime during the night with Frank on the pillow beside mine, purring, Caliban cuddled under my chin(s), purring, and Miranda pressed up against my thighs. Ah, bliss. Then I overslept an hour. :o) -- Marina, Frank,...

I think Ginger lost her mind this morning as i was trying to sleep. I was laying there minding my own business. Well sleeping and all of a sudden i'm awakened by razor sharp stabs to my calfs. Let me say first of all, that when I went to sleep last night my bedroom door was shut and there were...

Ok, so I'm playing a game of bubbels before getting to work (no, I'm not addicted!)... :) Anyhow, I'm down to 5 colors and I have a couple dozen bubbels in the screen. I shoot out one bubble and suddenly I get the "game over" sign with 8290...

Hi, I'm new here and thought I'd start things off with a little humor ;-) The Top 16 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You 16 Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. 15 Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.

My long-term temp job is about to get cut. I've filed for unemployment but the first time I can make a claim is at the end of this month. I need purrs that something else comes up SOON. "Soon" as in YESTERDAY. Sigh. Donna (in the third day of a stress-induced migraine from this job status

After almost two weeks sleeping in a comfortable chair, Bonnie is on the move. She still has a slight limp and won't jump up on anything high but she is feeling great. By the end of this week I think she will be nearly back to her old self. Her chasing is of the mild kind - just ambushes from...

Last night had to be the oddest series of dreams, ever ... First, I had a dream that I visited my old martial arts school. It's a long story, but after many positive years at the school, the owner disappeared, the teaching went downhill, and I ended up having a collection agency after me because...

She's getting all 'feral' on me. Persia is a gentle cat, but since yesterday suddenly she's kicking and clawing and biting me when I pet her. I haven't been able to figure out a 'sore' spot. She's purring and loving and snuggling and rubbing on me one minute, then she starts clawing and biting...

Presenting, a peek into Harvey the cat's thoughts as he tries to go outside. "Hmmm, the porch door is open. Yay, I can go out there and stare at birdies and eat any lizards who sneak in! Whee! Oh, wait, what's this? The screen door is open! The humans must have taken the dogs out for a walk. Maybe...

Hi all, Haven't been around much recently because my every spare evening minute now is devoted to cat wrangling. I've been working on integrating Tucker in with the other 4 cats the past 2+ weeks and this has turned into a considerable effort. Basically, my best time to work on letting him...