Dis thred iz fur postin ennee namez dat yoo wud like kalled at dis yeer's JB. Rebecca

Mrrrrk, Meowy! I have approved your requesition for the loan of a Migic Carpet fromthe Temple museum. Our curator and librarian, Mercurio will deliver it to you. =============================== Meow, Meowy!

Dere. Pleez, efurrykittee, take a momint to sine da buk wile yoo iz heer. Rebecca

Da gramby komed bak from dat New Yorkz plaze wiff a tin whistle. Dem iz mostly Irishez out where she wuz and her wants to learn to play da fing. Soundz like da neiborz cat got itz tail stuck in da skreen door so far. Willow thinking the fishtank needs to be move to the basement somewhere, in...

Dis was a bizee weekend fur usses. Meowmie an Paw decided dat Paw needed company out in Chicatgo, so when Paw comed back to Eye-oh-uh this weekend him taked us kitties back to Chicatgo wif him. We all left Eye-oh-uh about 4 in da affurnoon, an we didn't get to Chicatgo until affur 10 at night...

With 5 Days remaining you need an organizational committee to pull it all together. BTW *WHERE* is the Ball going to be held? While I would like to attend this year's Ball if for no other eason than to see the tribute to Bonnie, and hear the reading of the names of thosed to be Honored, but I need...

*noselick* Dat wood be so nise! My mom finks dat dis wood be a gud plase to earn Toonas. Lucy soft sayed sumtimez purrt time toona plazes turn into full time toona plazes... smoockieez, Chester ----- Original Message ----- From: Julie Porter To: Stormmee...

I know dat I yam neow Prezzydent, an Louise iz VP. of da Tuffted Eer Club, datz kitteez wiff liddul lynx tuftz at da owtside top end ov dere eerz... If yoo duz not haz eer tufftz, buttid wanna joyne, den yoo kan be a sossyit memfur. I hab kwite uh fewu kitty naymez in mine addydress buk, buttid...

'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica. I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders, I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive. DA RULES so fur: Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun. Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

This is owtrayjus. Ther is a noo cat. This shud not be allowed. Not onleee is she a noo cat but she is a torti Siamese lik miself. And Bossy an Paw is pattin hur as well as me. I is tha onleee torti prinsess alowed heeer. This is mowst Unfare. I is owtraged, and no I am NOT makkin furends wif...

The train, with a groan of machinery and whooshes of steam, begins to slow down. The brakes squeal as the head conductor announces: "Dijon! Dijon! We will be stopping here for six hours before heading into Switzerland and Italy late tomorrow. Feel free to walk around Dijon and have dinner;...

Hello kitteez, I'z'd like to introdoos mineown self to da group. I'z Anaïs, and I'z a tree year old kittee. I'z a Persian, but I'z don't nuffin' bout no nooklear reactorz or dat yooraneum. I'z liked to meet some kittee and hooman friends heer, caws my hooman never had a kittee befor and hez only...

Cleopatra Murrrrow, all. I apologize for not keeping you all up to date on the Road Trip, but I've been extremely busy. When I agreed to pilot this RV I had no idea how energetic kittens can be. The Thanksgiving dinner and Toni Bennett's going-away party were wonderful, and all the kittys that...

Happi Mew Yeer Tu all da kittiez on da RPCC! It haz been a furry long time sinz Meowmy had a akcess tu da newzgroupz. We haf mized yew all. Itz nise tu see sum familler namez here. I luked on da sekret santa lizt an saw da Highlank Kitties, and Boogie, an Waffles, Frances an Marble. Hello tu yew...

Hewwo, efurrybody. I'z new to dis group - new to de whole compooter fing, actually. My name is ShortTail Tom. I'z a boy cat, somewhere between free an fife years old. We'z not sure, cuz I was a stweet kitty before I was adopted byu hoomins. I'z actually got two homes. I lib in Califurnia....

Attenshyun, Commyunitee! We fynd dat we haf tu hire sum noo Spa employeez, as sum uf owr prefeeuz employeez haf left da commyunitee fur wun reesun ur annuffur. If yu are infurrested, pleez fill owt da applicashyun at da end uf diz post, an let uz no. We furry much need a recepshunist tu make...

MikeyBikeyBeanerToes, our grumpy little platterpawed boy. And Pauline, our sweet little furry bowling ball, the green-eyed HussyGirl. When we lost the two of you, we understood, at last, the holes left in so many human hearts by those who make that trip to the Bridge. I hardly know where to begin...

Sammy, are we still doing the Jump-N-Bat? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence

Well furends, My hooman, Fred, is going tonight to look at two Kitties. A young mother and her kitten and maybe thinkin about bringin them back here. They were rescue cats and has been in da OUT, but the rescuer says they should settle down and be indoor outdoor cats. Now, I'ze a feral Kitty and...

Finally. The fat wench has been extremely lax in posting our adventures. Her claims of seasickness, flu, typhoons, and hurricanes are not good enough. I'm going to either get a better hoomin, or teach her another lesson. It seems that following her around, staring at her, and sitting on her...