Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, along with Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon Patrol, somberly go up to the podium. Rosco: Fangu all for coming. We are here to remember and pay tribute to Chief Justicat Chester, RB. Purresident Clarence, would you and Auntie Jan like to speak first?

Da dog kage iz in da laundri rum and in itself is a boycat. We duzen want it here, NO NOT EVEN. We feelz sorri for himself kauze he is a deaf kitty. He even looks like Lewi D Cat (RB). Anyways one of da menz at da faktoie wantz him. Gramby greed to keep him for tu dayz. Hope dat izn lone...

Meomie sumtimes makes da curtins fur hurownself or a fren, an she wus almos finished sum furry long living rum wuns made frum sumfing called brokade that has lots threds onit. She wuz doin sumfing or othur wif thu hem onna this ironin bord we got. There wuz meters anna meters uv this stuff an...

Sum uf yu will rememfur uz - we dont get heer tutu offen ennymore. Meowmie sez, eefen wif gudgud intenshyunz, life will innerfere. We iz sorree tu annownze dat owrz sisfur, Bitsy, affur cuddling and purring fur Meowmie wun lazt tyme diz morning, slipped kwietly tu da Rainbow Bridj in hur sleep...

Hihi diz iz O T and dere we wuz just sleepink awayz. Waz da firstis cool morning we haz had in awhile. Den, suddenly, da gramby waz standink in da doors yelling at uz kitties. Kan u magine dat, da nerf of herselfz. We waz up all nite dekoriting da liffink rum and had jus gotten to bed. All...

Will b short Hurky Kitty Club meetin if NE1 haz NEfing 2 say. I bin hurkin mor placez dan efur b4! Louise, HKC Prez

Mosey n his wife kitty Meowy, stand upp tewgeffer, holding pawz, n goh tew da podium. Maggy May wuz uh wunnerful bootiful woman cat hoo luved bitties, Hur hulped bitties in reel life tew, n une dae ai wuz habbing uh BBQ n wen her had eeted, hur wispured sumpfifng tew her frendz, ubaowt me n Meowy...

Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther resupees for fudz. I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

oh hai, mai frendz Tewdai, ai m 9 yeerz old n ai notized dat Oreo hazza purrdai tewdai n sew duz Lily-Belle, n Squeak, n ai fink wee NEAD tew hab uh partee wiff uh Micecream kake..Toonya, cud yew mayke usses une? Pritty Pweeze? Mosey paws owt sum kyoot nippy toys fur da purrdai kitties hoo...

Below is a message I received from a friend and while I think there might be some issues with it, overall it voices a real suspicion that has already been in the back of my mind about this whole affair. I had already decided not to get the vaccine or any from now on. I believe this is typical of...

Mine brofur Fred iz much beddur. Da tubez ana IV ar gon. Food ana fluidz ar goin in ana comin owt jist like dey shud. He getz tu come hom diz Fursday! Ralph, excited Weze doin a danz uv joi! Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, & Judith (with Ricky dancing the hardest) Ize eetin hiz fud wile I...

Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They were 2 weeks old. It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying "Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor kitties out there who died, unknown.

Hi Willow. Ralph, itz gud tu see yu agin Ize kant stay long cuz Ize goin tu da Bridj dis afternoon, but Ize wantid tu kum an sine da gestbuk wun last tyme. Ize gonna miss effurywun furry mich, but mine tyme tu go haz kum. Ize so furry tired. Hemi pikz up da pen, dipz it in da inkwell an sinez...

Paw just got a call from the lady who lives across the street from us. She reports seeing a kitty in her back yard who looks a lotn like Tabitha Fluffybutt! I guess it's a good thing that Meowmie doesn't have a tuna place now - she's headed over there to see what she can find. Please keep your...

Uncl Bill sitted down on da steps too petted meeself. An I rund offer an sew did dat Maggy May. Well, I coont let hur tak sum ub MAI pettins, sew I beeted hur up an chast hur aweigh. I din' relly hurted hur. I wuv herself butted Uncl Bill wanned to petted MEEE. An Uncl Bill gotted up an follerd...

Hello Kittens and Cats, This is Lewi D. Cat and I have some bad news to share with you. Maggie A. D*G that lives in my house is going to go to the bridge tomorrow. She has had three more really bad seizures and can't seem to see or hear now. She is laying on the big bed with the humans where...

O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the middle of the room. Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...

I just got home from the vet's office. He had lost three pounds in three weeks, and his kidneys had completely shut down so that his body was using up its own protein because the kidneys weren't functioning. He hadn't been able to walk or see for several days and couldn't hold his head up....

Diz iz Piglett and time iz gettink shortz. Haz u girl cats gone to toonyas botikue and gotted ur outfits for da dance and da rest of da serimoniez? I hazn herd if dere iz a partikular theme diz yearz. No one haz said muchez bout what dem iz wearink. Minown gown iz covered wiff Rainbowz, in...

is dere sum kitty or doggie dat duzznt wike meh or mai wink MeOwy...ai nebber kan se ma beluved winks poztz n hur uses google. ai wunner watz rong? Kan sumbuddy pweez tel meh? ai m wurried abaow mai mommyt ew cuz hur iz sik. ai dunt wunt tew leef RPCC ifen wee rnt wiked. Luffs Mosey n MeOwy