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Noo rool by
Sundance
We duznt unnerstan why Meowmie letz herownself be takked by waddermonsterz
in da bafrum, but we haz got uzed to it. Howeffur, tuday she decided to do
baddle wif dem befur givvin owrownselvez owr brekfist! If da waddermonsterz
had wun dis time we wudnt hav got owr brekfist! Dat is NOT...
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Comink Attrackshuns! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
Meow, Kittiez, an Hihi!
Comink soon (in abowt free weeks) to yur Kompuder Monitor: da
Direktor'z cut of da ORIENT EGGSPRESS ADVENTURE! Dis 'venture wuz one
ov da longest-running an most komplex of owr ventures, an wuz aufored
by Unka Dan an Unka Serge, wif da help ov da entire kommunity! ...
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Toothful Diana by
Fred Williams[_2_]
Fred here, posting as a proud HC.
I just want to relate this story that has me a little upset with our
TED. You'll remember some time ago, in January, I was worried about
Diana because TED said she needed a tooth extracted. There was much
soul searching and advice on r.p.c.c about that....
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Furry sad storee... by
Cory[_2_]
Feel free to spread the word and x-post this to the other cat
newsgroups if you feel like it.
--- Unca Cory
Pet Cat Shot and Killed in Owner's Front Yard
http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/17523614.html
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bak to itilai by
Stormmee
sinze it seems dat Mozey iz tired, az soon az efuricat haz said happi purr
day to himsef i sayz we allz go bak to da vinyard anna kommenzez wif drinkin
da wine, Trudi
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Hoomin health purrs, purrlease by
Samuel Redcat
Mine Unka Clancy (Meowmie's Paw) is back in da hospital again. We duzn't
know what for - Meowmie just getted a text message furrom Anti Ginny
(Meowmie's twin sisfur) sayin dat him is in da hospital. We'z waitin for
word on what's going on.
Whatever it is, we'z would purrciate it if youz guys would...
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Had to AST for Brekkus by
Will in New Haven
I GNU it wud happen butted I din' gnow wen. Dis morning, affer Bear
tooked him four a walk an affer hee feeded Bear hiz fudz, Uncl Bill
started to go up da STARES. Ann hee had gnot putted anee fudz in r
boles. Ub CORSE, da wunnerful Winnie, my sweetee, had allus tol him to
giff us brekus an now...
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Catnapped! by
John Ross Mc Master
We are the little kitties, Chester, Nathan, Victoria, Mary and
Elizabeth. Today a hooman took us in a box and brot us to a place wiff
many kitties.We want our mommy! Dis is a KRIME.
http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/Chianti
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Meowmie iz sew sad :( by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Meowmie Kyla is sittin cryin cos our neibor, Debra, in da other trayler
next door jest died from da bad cancermonsters, n dey jest came n took hur
away. Hur wuz sew nise , but hur wuz furry furry sick n now hur is no
longer in pain n suffering. Meowmie wiked dis lady, n kalled hur onna fone...
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Him haz da flu by
Granby
Da wurd on da catvine iz dat Unkle Serge (Mme. Anaïs' well reained slave)
haz du flu. Kud u allz send himself some healink purrrrz. Piglet who
worries about hoomans when they get sick.
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Fur Catnadian Kitties & hoomans. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
Fred is happy today. He wuz skating yesterday and the TV people came
to interview Don Jackson who teached Fred skating. Don asked Fred and
another student to help Don demonstrate his coaching an so Fred is
going tu be onda TV skating a figure "8". It's on what they call
the "A Channel" Friday...
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Good Tuna newz. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
HiHi Kitties,
Sum tyme ago we said dat Fred wuz going ta be busy wif da new tuna
makin projekt. Well, he has kleared do biggestest hurdle and da
project is coming together bedder than he hoped. He iz soooo luky dat
he may soon be a producer uv a won our drama fur TV an da kreator of...
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by Granby
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Compartments and fire. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
We just had a fire alarm in our building and there was no trouble
getting Diana and Ryan into their travel cases, but Cinnamon was
running everywhere. He's always been such a panicy kitty and the bell
ringing makes him really scared. Just as Fred was leaving him behind
and going out the...
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Tribyute, Maine Coon Major by
Azad, fur da fambly
Dis wuz ritten onda day Maine Coon Major went to da Bridge, on July 27
dis yeer.
My beloved boy has joined his First Mom Geneva , my
mother, and all his friends at the Bridge. He was the sweetest boy
and taught me all about Maine Coons, which I had never heard of until
my Mom would tell me...
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by Rebecca
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recepshin by
Stormmee
As the cats apawz fur da bootiful paintin Chester raises hiz pawz fur
silinze... err umm der willz bea recpshin immideately... all i knowz bowt it
iz dat der will be mousecatto wine anne mice wine, wif sum fudz anna musik
anna danzin, i hopez dat loferli lucy anna mizz cleopatra haz more...
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Da Venture beingz, againz by
Granby
Hihi Beauty, Diz iz O. T. iz you readdi to startz da venture againz? I
godda a new motorzyakle an Willow haz her own. Scooter won't be on diz part
of da tripz so we hopex dat Wascal can drife wif Piglet. We haznt asked
Unkle Bill dis yet
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by Rebecca
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Aftur da wedwink by
The Porter Cats[_2_]
Chester, we did it! After all deese munths! It seemd like we would
neffur be winkd, and then whin it happend, it was so much more
beyoutiful dan I effur imagined. Now weer reddy to start off on our
first trip togethfur. It just duzzint seem reel sumtimes! I luff mew
so much!
Lucy
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Charlie wentid tew TED anna didn't kome bak! by
[email protected]
Hihi, dis iz PacoBell fur da fambly. Meowmie tuk Charlie tew TED
yesterdiy cuz he wuzn't aktin' rite. TED sez he gottid a bloked
ummm....ya no, da plaz ware da pee komes owt. Annyway, ifn Meowmid
hadn't bin wurryd enuf tew tayke hiim yesterdiy, TED sez he mite a
dyd. But he'z gottid tew be dere...
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister by
Will in New Haven
Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda
wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee
yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an
jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses.
Dey fot an fot, while...
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