so da soft wuz wurkin onna pooter anna feelin sorri fur hersef beclawz offa wate she gained, when her heard sum noizes dat uzuzli meanz dat one of uses haz useda litter box... butted da noize wuz inna kitchen... so her kamed in der anna seed me anna tiger opinda pakage of treetz dat kamed inna...

Kitteez, I haz sad nooz to repurrt. Radar, owner of Anti Patty an Unka Ed, will be leevin ussez fur da Ranebow Brij. He iz in bad helf, an tomorrow da TED will hewp hizownself start on hiz jernee. Yoo may want to pay yurown respecks: it iz so rare dat we iz abul to say gudbye befur a kittee leevz....

afur a longlonglong time, mine poorli trained hoomanz mada stupider than any ofur hoomanz atta phone compani fix owrz DSL so we iz bak, now Where iz da bootiful Anniüs, Tiger

Da fundermonsterz atted sum, wirez and it tuk sum timez for uz ta get itselfz fixzed. Dem said efferyfing wuz fine but it wuzent. We will git all da messagez ketched p anna hope u all iz well. Did we tellz u dat unkle furry anna auntie softz boughted da gramby sum lobsterz tailz anna Piglett...

We hadz an ize stormz herr and haff been off line for a weak. Didn haff a houze fone eifther.

Meowmee stayed longer dan she planned, so she wuz gon fur 9 daze. I fingk we will furgib her, tho, cuz dere wuz astenuaytin cirkistancez, and she iz so tired an sadsad. Toonya, itz so gudgud to be wif yoo agin. Sundance

Happi Mew Yeer Tu all da kittiez on da RPCC! It haz been a furry long time sinz Meowmy had a akcess tu da newzgroupz. We haf mized yew all. Itz nise tu see sum familler namez here. I luked on da sekret santa lizt an saw da Highlank Kitties, and Boogie, an Waffles, Frances an Marble. Hello tu yew...

i ofur heard da soft tawkin to da gramby diz mornin anna she tolda gramby dat we hasta leaf diz little bitti kumpurtmint ifin we all stayz wiffa hoominz, soft wuz uzin wurdz like fozter anna adot owt anna seperashun... bezt we kan figure ifin soft duzint make sum of usescatz mofe somwhere elze...

Meowmie wented to da stor to git mor treetz fur ussez. When she gotted bak, she sed dat she had botted AWL da treetz an didnt leev ennee fur uther kitteez! I wuz shokked dat she wud do dat -- whut iz da uther kitteez spozed to hav fur treetz now? I wantz to pollagize fur Meowmie takin awl da...

Whut wif Meowmie'zown noo liddle tummee, she haz to eet fudz mor timez a day dan befur. We kno dis iz a terrybul burdin, an we wantz to hewp by sharin it. Derefore, we iz willin to eet mor timez a day, too. Howsumeffur, Meowmie duz not unnerstan an iz still givvin ussez fudz only two timez a...

Preepp? Hi efurrywun. We iz now a reel konspirazy here agin Daddy sez. I iz Ms Chessie, da kaliko kitty. I am Ms Misty, da kitty of manny kolorz. We iz nine weekz owld sinze da ate-teenft of Septemberr. An Wensdday da twenny-fiff of November iz now owr Truehome Day.

It iz a gud fing cats kan be in 2 plazes at onct. Gramby jus locked uz up and putted a sheet on da floor anna iz making sumphin kalled bridal bokays. Her gotted anofther order diz day and she sayz our furrz kan't be on dem. Der iz all deze pretti silkz flours and ribbonz and....and....all dat...

ok den it wuz bad enuf dat der wuz two truder kitteez in owrz howze eatin owrz fudz, butted now da matted kittee iz inna kitty sweet anna Barbie cat iz in owrz penthowze onna dininrum table rite by owrz pooter, we iz noted amuzed, Tiger fur hizown kranki howze

Da gramby just puttud us in a dog kage in da hallwayz. Wez went from a tornado watch to a warnink. Herself iz all nefous. Der is bigbig wind and da roof went off herown garage down at her offther houze, partz of it anyway. We gonna make her turnz dis off but we wanted ta ask for some purrz...

Deer Kats, Mommy sed I kan test. Luv, Laura

Ok so da hoomanz kan watch da link Unkle Dan anna Auntie Nancy will be doing. We four haff cided to port ofver dere and go on da walk wiff dem. We kan make rselbez in bizible so we won't bofther da hoomanz dere. Melia kan u haff sum of does fingies dat trabelz on air valable for da older cats...

Hi evfurry one. We made meowmie scream fur 2 dayz now. Furst Sweetpea cawt a big big mousie on Thursday and den I (Tigger) cawt a lidde one Saturday nyte. Meowmie knew we had sumthing caws we meowmed funny and den she came over and saw the mousie on da floor. Sweetpea's was on da bathroom floor and...

one of uses getted reallyreally mad anna killed da roomba when da hoomanz wuz gone, Trudi, onliest stormmee is inocint fur sure

The big red porter zoomz thru spase, passing thuh Spice Stashun, on da way., n lands on da Moon n the gests r greeted by Booker n Da welkomin committee az dey step owt uff thu porter. Did yoo wike thu twip Faison furs? We will tawk laytur Wooks urownd...were iz MeOwy? Not efferbuddyiz...

so er we wuz lifin owr lifez sekure inna knowlege dat lewi hadda gud home anna we wuz bak to normal, den it happined agin, anofur trudyer kitty kamed in furm da owt, it wuzint mineself diz time, i haz been bein veri qweet lateli... da hoomanz wented to da toona plaze fura long time, dey had buyed...